What's the point of liking big butts if you're not even into anal?

What's the point of liking big butts if you're not even into anal?
I thought that was the main allure

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They make my dick hard, no greater point beyond that is required.

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Wouldn't it make sense to want to put your hard dick in their shitters then?

But they shit from there, that's gross.

not if you're into that kinda thing.

That's what kind of makes it hot though...

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Big butts are great. Soft, means the girl can ride for longer because she's stronger, gives something to hold on to from the back, and the bouncing makes me super horny.

>But they shit from there, that's gross.

The trick is to put it in their ass when they are not shitting

Because I'm into facesitting and need a girl with a big butt to smother me.

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Id rarther lick a girls asshole than put my dick in it

you can just do vaginal doggy style. still get the soft booty engulfing your dick and bouncing against you but you don't get poopy dick.

Sodomy is a sin and also disgusting, user.

It's only a sin between males, it was never specified between man and woman.

Why would any self-respecting male engage in poopdick if he isn't a closet fag? The act is utterly disgusting and unnatural.

>poopy dick.

That's a meme though, anal is actually clean most of the time

I've always liked big butts, but I've never wanted to do anal. I do love taking a woman from behind with her on all fours.

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>itt incels with sodomy fantasies trying to rationalize their fucked up fetish

Christfag larpers, cringe
>degeneracy sodomite this is why God doesn't talk to us XD

Fuck off, you're not the holy knight you pretend to be, you're a pasty incel on a Cambodian hackey sack forum.

even if you push religion aside anal is harmful, unclean and unpelasant most of the times

Sorry you haven't had it with someone who's never used TP

I WANT TO LICK A CUTE BLONDE GIRLS POOPY BUTTHOLE

That's all I can think about when I see a qt with a big butt desu.
Spreading their soft jiggling cheeks and going straight for their brown hole. It's situated perfectly in between their butts and it looks like a literal bullseye for your penis.

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This would be better without the stupid chastity cage

does this actually help one jump higher? id like to clear fences as easily as a football player

Thread gave me a boner
Thanks for that

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True but watching them moan in agony is worth getting shit smeared on your cock.

...do you not have sex after showering + cleaning? every single time I've done anal with my girlfriend, it's been clean

>watching
i always preferred the sound, but w.e

You don't even need to prep desu.
Butts aren't filled with shit 24/7. As long as she doesn't have to shit, and her diet is fiber rich you can just go straight in w/o minimal problems.