Am I the only legit KHHV left on here?

28 year old friendless khhv NEET who still lives with my mother and shares a bed with my 26 year old gay brother. Fight me, nigger!

>28 year old friendless khhv NEET who still lives with my mother
Hello me.

>shares a bed with my 26 year old gay brother
How are you still a virgin?

Just kv here, but as pointed out, it doesnt really mean nothing but that there was an attempt
Yeah Jow Forums as a whole has been overrun by normies, its basically reddit 2.0 with chads everywhere at this point

B-but user, that's incest. GAY incest!

Still better than nothing. Besides if your brother is at least somewhat more feminine you can pretend it's a girl (with a dick and no pussy but whatever).

im a khhv2 nigga

How are you friendless? Do you literally have no friends?

I'm friendless because autism/schizo genes causing social isolation and extreme panic attack social anxiety and uncomfortableness

Not him but its almost impossible for an adult with no friends to make any

Once you're out of school its over, if you dont have friends you never will

If you got the socializing genes you will, but otherwise yes it seems you're right. I'm desperately trying but it's difficult especially with my anti-socializing genes.................

First guy, I have nothing in common with people because I have no hobbies or interests. I don't like talking to people because I know I'm boring and I hate awkward silences. I prefer being alone and having minimal contact with people.

I have people who I would consider friends, but they have lives and wives, so I only see them maybe once a year. So for most of my life I only hang out with my family.

Nah bro, just turned 29 and KHHV. 1 year from wizardhood now.

At least you probably have a friend or two, I'm a KHHV with no friends.

Does gay sex count? If not I'm a KHHV too and also have no friends.

I'm 23 and a khhv except for with prostitutes. I developed a bad habit of paying for sex when I was younger and would spend most of my disposable income on it. I managed to break it after I started smoking weed everyday. Now I have little interest in sex apart from when I'm high and even then just watching porn is more enjoyable. It's saved me a lot of money though as I spend less than a third on weed than I used to on hookers. It's nice not feeling depressed at the sight of attractive girls day to day as well.

Incest is only gross if you produced genetically fucked children. Gay incest can't do that. If you're okay with gays you should be okay with gay incest.

Gay sex counts you normie fuck.

I bet the majority of people here could go on grindr and get messages instantly.

>normie fuck
Uhh, that hurts, still have the social anxiety thing going for me tho, ha.

user, I'm not going to fuck my brother nor am I going to let him fuck me.

I am 20, a khhv, and have never been on a date or had a gf. There are many of us frien.

I am And have also never had a friend in real life. I never had one online until I was 18. This is because I was bullied a bunch and decided to hide and not talk to people.

The only time I have touched a girl was dancing lessons in school so technically I've held hands. Does that make me Chad? I also have no friends except for my brother.

Then you should at least gently hug your bro so that way you can move up to kissless virgin from kissless hugless virgin. You have no excuse to remain hugless.

r9gay is proof that robots just have to catch the gay to loose the curse of robothood.

My apologies, anxiety friend. I intended the normie fuck to be a tongue in cheek kind of joke.

>They're larping
No. It's fucking easy to meet 3/10 sluts on dating apps (not tinder)

Try fucking harder

A girl touched you under compulsion from the state run school: government mandated girlfriends confirmed. We're all going to make it, boys.

This board's origin theme was never suffering contests/who's a bigger loser etc. Your fault for appropriating that bullshit.

Oh, it's alright then, user-kun, I might have overreacted, sorry.

no, you're not. Board has been going down the drain worse and worse since 2013, and 2016 marked its final death.

KHV, 21 here. Never had a gf or female friends. Normie friends say

>"Just be yourself lol"

Just be yourself
That advise makes me want to emulate myself because I know being myself is people repellent.

Immolate* sorry I fucked up the typing

Don't worry OP, you're not alone.

33y/o khhv here

19 KHHV here
The only thing I ever got were some hugs that girls give everyone anyway.
People say I have plenty of time, but I honestly don't see it getting any better. I'm a fat, socially awkward, lazy ass, which pretty much keeps me from holding any kind of steady relationship.
I've pretty much accepted I'll never be loved

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I hugged a girl at an anime con once who was doing the free hugs thing. I also held hands with a girl as part of a psychology experiment several years ago. Do I still count?

>19
Fuck off twonk

Try being 39 KHHV

>psychology experiment
What was it about?

lose the weight. you might be hiding a good body and/or face under all that fat. then when you lose it and still don't get attention from women, you can rest assured that you are indeed ugly and unattractive to them

In my current state, I probably will be.
Only time separates us

I unirocanilly pray to God for a fatal disease so i don't have to bring my family through suicide

hi OP, no I'm still here. The others are in waiting for when the summerfags leave.
Just wait a little longer

How on earth do you get to that stage? I'm 23, hideously ugly and mentally ill and khhv but either I'll suicide or I'll wind up with a very ugly woman EVENTUALLY... it's not that my standard is high just that I have no opportunity to meet women

>yeah eventually, it'll happen eventually haha, the time will come....

not the user that u replied to but I got a okay skinny body but im a fucking aspie that hates other people and got slight social anxiety and dont know how to hold conversations or start.
It doesn't help if you look okay. you need to be a outgoing chad 2 get cunny.

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Only minority of fat guys are somewhat handsome under the lard.

>you can rest assured that you are indeed ugly
This. Nothing gonna change
t. jacked 19 khhv

Does a handshake count as handholding?
If yes, I'm not a KHHV, cya loser.

Does forced hand holds and hugs count?

>just lose the weight
Tbh, I'm not super obese, just fatter than most.
But even if I was, my problems go WAY deeper than just appearance.

I am a 28 year old KV, but I did achieve a limited number of hugs and handholds when i was in middle school. Do I not belong here?

Can confirm. Lost 30kg and now some people are saying that I looked better before. If you are born ugly you stay ugly.

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Still strong here

I'm khv and 26. i've been a shut in neet for a long time so yeah

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I was hugged by an acquaintance, but it made me really uncomfortable, so it doesnt count.

Trust me, not all of us are going to heaven

I think measuring hormones in response to emotional events or something, they had a bunch of equipment in my mouth capturing saliva and before the hand-holding they had me watch part of a documentary on the Holocaust.

The trick is to build muscle while losing the fat, otherwise you look like a skinny fat child

Gymcel cope. How much muscle you have doesn't affect your face in the slightest which is the only thing that counts.

Being fit absolutely affects your face, retard. Im not going to post pictures but looking at pictures of me from a few years ago I was extremely skinny, and my face was too. It was also pointy. Now that im not an anorexic little shit, and have actual muscle and body fat, my face looks significantly better. Your face absolutely changes depending on how your body looks.

Also, even when I was a skinny, acne riddled, no hygiene loser I still had a girlfriend in highschool, and quite a few hookups, even banging someone in a relationship. Fuckoff with your lookism incel bullshit

No, you retard. I'll say it again, muscle doesn't affect your face in the slightest. Only fat. If you've already lost weight and you still look like shit, then that's that.
>Also, even when I was a skinny, acne riddled, no hygiene loser I still had a girlfriend in highschool, and quite a few hookups, even banging someone in a relationship. Fuckoff with your lookism incel bullshit
Good for you filthy normalfaggot, now fuck off.

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20yo truecel here, you're not alone

You're such a fucking idiot. Most of these people are attractive, or at the very least more attractive. And could look even better if they had a proper haircut or stylist. Noneck and pointy head man might be the exceptions, but if you think any of these people are too ugly to date, or even really all the ugly, you're a dumbass.

>Most of these people are attractive
Stopped reading right here. You're fucking delusional m8.

There is no difference.
You just get more and more sad, because it is point of no return.

believe it or not you dont have to be a supermodel to get laid or get a girlfriend

Yes permanent delete. If I was god this is what I will do to 30+ years old virgins. Like every product there are certain % of items that are DOA. Old virgins are DOA that no one bothered to return.

I am also KHHV, I just don't have any angst about it. I'm pretty tired of all the failed normies on this board though, wish they'd fuck off back to rebbit.