A NUKE IS DROPPING SOON
Whoever replies in thread can enter the bomb shelter
>door starts open
>dubs closes door when open
>every reply after is stuck outside door until dubs is rolled again to open door
>trips detonates nuke
>if door is closed when nuke detonates all inside survive
>if door is open EVERYONE dies
>thread kill also detonates nuke
*expert robot edition
Start rolling
Oh fuck I appear to have opened the door and shut it behind me
Fuck you all
The only one getting fucked is your whore mother
i'm the nuke
fuck you too man. the door's open ^
No gay seks allowed. I'm shutting the door.
you fucking unoriginal faggot
Thread is not against the rules.
I'll allow you to suck everyone's sick inside because you'll need the calories.
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY! LET ME IN I DON'T WANT TO DIE
We will create a new and better society in this bunker. I will be the new leade and my first law is that women shall be nothing more than pleasure slaves!
FUCKING CLOSE IT!
If trips there will be 9/10 community sex slaves.
Nah senpai only dubs
Alright, I'm in, hope there's enough food down here.
We are safe for now frens.
Robots will survive these dark times
DONT FUCKING CLOSE IT YET WAIT IM ALMOST FUCKING THERE
Too late it is closed and you almost killed everyone outside.
y o u w h o r e y o u w i l l p e r i s h
the motherfucking nuke will now explode
PLEASE FOR GOD SAKES LEMME IN I BEG OF YOU
LET ME THE FUCK IN
I WANT TO STILL LIVE.
I will let us in.
Aye bruh this isnt too bad
Boom motherfuckers, you're all gonna die
Gimme them trips, baby. Fuck it all! Fuck this world! Fuck everything that you stand for!
I brought a sack of coffee, now we can all have a brew as we weather the apocalypse!
Lemme get a cuppo RAW
Once more then I give up. Penis.
I lied. Here's another.
Goddammit. Fucking nigger cuck faggot.
Alright. Alright. THIS is the last one.
KNOCK KNOCK MOTHER FUCKERS I LIVED
Open the door plz
IM TOO VIRGIN TO DIEEEEE
LET ME IN HOLY SHIT
Kill all the fags and cleanse this shithole
What the fuck you closed it again why would you do this
Since the door is open I'm going to try to kill all you motherfuckers one more time.
Fucking shitting dick nipples.
Well rip lmfao
I attempt to enter the bunker and an irate janny gives me a warning for participating in a roll thread.
W-what do quads mean opie?
How fools, whatch out, I'm coming in!
I got double dubs, I close the door then open it again.