What would Jow Forums do with a time machine?

What would Jow Forums do with a time machine?

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Go back to the stone age and rape women

Does time travel work the way it did in the back to the Future films? If so then I would give all my thirty-year-old wisdom to my ten-year-old self.

>What would Jow Forums do with a time machine?
invest

I would beat the shit out of 11 year old me and hug 15 year old me and tell him it's going to be okay.

Go back a day at a time and give myself a daily beating starting yesterday.

but they are ugly tho

Go into the future to see if the AI alignment problem is solved

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24th century here I come.

Kill Bill Clinton

>go into the future
>get a beautiful AI robot waifu
>go back
>live happy

I am going to say the n word and beat blacks and women

>Travel to 1914
>Kill 5 Serbs and a Bosnian

Go back in time and kidnap myself from mom, and raise myself into the human i wish i was, just to then proceed to create a loop of realities where i interchange myself with the one that steals myself from mom in the first place creating a massive and endless loop of clones just to culminate in my betterself actually existing as myself

Kill baby Hitler to save 6 M Jews of course

win multiple lotteries and live perpetually in the years 2003 - 2009.

Prevent Obama's election. That's when the racebaiting went out of control.

Based

>Go back in time
>Fuck my grandma and cuck my grandfather
Faggot was shit

sin all the slave ships so niggers stay in africa

Same but age 13 since I was more naughty then

Based and redpilled paperclip user

Would it work like a proper time machine where I would have to avoid contact with myself? Or would it be the better time travel where I go back along my own timeline, 4th dimensionally?