"lol dude why are you so nervous, is this your first date?"

"lol dude why are you so nervous, is this your first date?"

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"cuz there's a individual of African decent in the background"

"no. im just really nervous about your first gangbang with Tyrone and Chad. where are they?"

Once I confessed that yes, I was socially anxious, I played full honesty. I ended up in the friendzone.

>No, but I really worry about the security of that kid, please be careful, that would stain your shirt in an instant

always lie to women
a girl asked me if I was a virgin right before we had sex
I told her that I wasnt a virgin (I was), then we had sex and thats how I lost my virginity
I was 22 at that time

that's because even if a woman claims that she "doesn't care" if you're a virgin or socially awkward, she does. you really do have to lie about that

>always lie to women
It's so sad. I wanted a shy gf that could understand me

these girls dont exist user

>tfw was gonna have sex with a girl
>she was a year older than me at 17, I was 16
>she knew I was a virgin
>getting to it
>can't get hard
>haven't touched a girl since
Still a virgin at 19.

Yes I realize it now

>asian
no thnx

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damn that sucks
did you fap before?

lmao! this dude aint white enough. im whiter than him

t. Alberto

t. dilbert

No, I just don't think I grasped it was gonna happen.
>Didn't clean my room
>Didn't shower
>Was laying in bed playing on phone
>Had to go meet her on my bike since we met in Driver's Ed so no cars
>Rode to my house
>Go into manual mode with making out, don't even undress until she says something
>Start fingering her cause I feel like I should
She didn't even want to watch a show or anything beforehand, and the only thing I did before this was making out with my gf. God, typing this out, it's so weird how much my life has changed in 3 years. I didn't have friends, but I had a gf and then this opportunity of sex only about 2 months after breaking up with gf. Before gf I had nothing; gf was my first kiss. It seemed like I was en route to a constant supply of sex, so I didn't really care that much at the time that I failed. Now, three years later, she was the last girl I even touched.

CHING CHONG PING PONG MY YERROW ASUN DATE WOMAN

t. non white with extra salt

I'm white
Niggaorninaasdjd

why is laquisha giving that foreboding stare in the background?

>being this much of a fag you didnt try again

girls don't say this

they try to cheer the boy to have the best date

kek
why do black people have funny names

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sarah washington, tamika johnson watever the hell her name is

Because she's wondering why a cute girl is dating an ugly fucker like you

"Just be yourself dude" originally

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It's my life's dream to have an Asian gf.

>I look nervous?
>Nah
>I'm just excited is all, I'm we're doing this

>this dude aint
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER