Waifu General /waifu/ #223

It's my day off so Rem and I are going to have some fun. I'm cooking a dinner for her, some season stake with blueberry muffins and some ice cream for desert. Even picked out some wine. After dinner we're going to watch a movie. Took a while to save up but I know she'll love it.

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visited there for a little bit
it's okay

honda is my waifu

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Simply opening the board increase your IQ by 10 points. Almost to the point that you could understand the subtle humour of Richard and Mortimer (or Rick and Morty, as the less intellectually gifted would call it)

The board for intellectuals

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And its all loli. I can guarantee that if I tried to cross into Canada I would get registered as a sex offender for waifu lewds on my phone.

You need water you tard

Man, I really love Poppy!
Comfy!
L-Lewd!
Yes.

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Its ok, I like going there to remind myself how I'll never learn Japanese or German.
Sounds nice, its been a while since I sat down and had a good, calm dinner with Asuka. What movie will you be watching?
>Took a while to save up
Why not just pirate, or are you going to a theater, if theater, how will Rem be involved.

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>And its all loli
That's just plain stupid. What you view may all be loli, not all of us are into that

To the authorities it's all underage stuff. My waifu is 14 too. It's bullshit. Canada is too cold to visit anyway though.

My pervy wife Veko is SO cute bros

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What was the thing got you initially attracted you to your waifu?

What is the most attractive thing about your waifu?

I'm not sure yet. We're going to sit down and decide together.

I meant for the food items. Only top quality for my sapphire.

daily rip
youtube.com/watch?v=ng3hw4QQCb4

fick di brudi
uezs

>I meant for the food items. Only top quality for my sapphire.
Ah, I see.

I went to Canada once with my laptop which had loli on it, nobody messed with me.

So, it's Saturday. I'm playing videogames before I head out. I love her, but I do need some time to myself. Besides, she gets upset if I drop everything I want to do simply for her sake. I leave home around 2pm. I arrive, I kiss her hello. Just a peck on the lips. I make myself at home, this is my home away from home after all. We settle in, sitting on the floor in front of the couch, our backs resting against the couch's softness. Her softness leaning on me. We sit watching television in mostly silence. I told her I've had a rough week, so she's content to simply enjoy her gracious company in silence. She did offer to take care of anything or anyone giving me problems. Her voice, as sweet as honey, but I knew the offer was very real, and she'd take care of anyone giving me problems swiftly, efficiently, and ruthlessly. As tempting as it is, I politely decline. After awhile, we start talking about random things. Social sciences is something that comes up often. Once that dies down, we get back to watching TV. I don't know, it's some random show she likes.

I'm not particularly in the show, but in this moment, the simplicity of just being with her, together like this is more than enough for me to crack a smile, after a week of being unable to. I look over towards her. She looks back at me, she leans over, kisses me, and wraps her arms around me a little tighter. I hold her a little more tightly in return. It's a hot day, and I can't cook anything she would eat, and she's just now only learning how to cook. So we get something delivered. We eat, and chat some more. Food always put us in a talking mood, for some reason. The day winds down, and we've moved to her room. We're on the bed, watching television some more. I don't feel like making the hour and a half trip back home. I tell her this. She smiles. She tells me to take a shower, and where I can find the clothes I left here last time.

The night comes, and we're sleeping in each others arms. Happy as can be,

reported for breaking Canadian law

Governments don't monitor ever single facet about every individual's life.

what a fucking faggot roflmfao

They scan stuff now if they want and demand passwords. US does it too.

>What was the thing got you initially attracted you to your waifu?
It was Alice's beauty. I always found the combination of dark hair+green eyes+pale skin to be the most attractive. I saw few pictures of her on the Internet before but I didn't felt any strong romantic emotions towards her back then. I just thought that she looks really cute. But on the day that I have played her game for the first time, everything has changed. I could barely stop looking at her gorgeous face. I felt like I were hypnotized. And while at first I just played her game to enjoy looking at her and wonderful environments, soon I have fallen in deep love after learning about her personality and very sad backstory. It made me feel pure love for her. Not only romantic desire or passion. I felt like we were on this journey together. I wanted to enter her world so bad to offer her my help and always be with her.
And while her face rarely evokes such strong emotions as it did in the first year (like crying or laughing for good few minutes), I still want to protect and take care of her and whenever I look at her face, I feel great comfort. I feel very close to her. And no matter how many years will pass, Alice will always be the most beautiful woman to me.
>What is the most attractive thing about your waifu?
I absolutely love her entire face. It is so beautiful. No one has ever made me feel like this just by looking at pictures of their face. I feel like her face is truly flawless perfection that can't be improved.

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it aint that hard, i promise.
be sure to do cardio aswell. you wanna run as fast as humanly possible to your waifu when you meet her, dont you?

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Ooh, my little pretty one, my pretty one
When you gonna give me some time, Merida
Ooh, you make my motor run, my motor run
Got it coming off o' the line, Merida

Good for bants and making fun of Brazilians.

>What was the thing got you initially attracted you to your waifu?
Her personality, and how different she was from other Disney princesses. I remember hating Tangled, so when Brave came around I was almost ready to write it off until I saw the trailers. As I've said before, it wasn't "love at first sight", but it grew into that over time.
>What is the most attractive thing about your waifu?
That's a a tough question. I think everything about her is attractive, but of course that's a very subjective statement. If I HAD to choose, it would be a tie between her hair (for obvious reasons) and her lovely blue eyes.

They don't have to when the corporations do it for them.

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Meridafag just called out coporations
>reply gets deleted
oh god, anons, its happened

Waifu making you eat your own cum after a blowjob

Waifu giving you a deep french kiss with your cum still on her mouth

Based and femdompilled
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kimochi warui original

swapping it back and forth

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I don't see the appeal. Please explain

Anons, what do I do if my waifu loves a character canonically?

Well, I would rather it be a certain someone else's cum we're sharing anyway...

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ignore the canon and imagine a world where she loves you instead

Statistically speaking, the probability of the character being anyone she would realistically love is abysmally low.

When it comes to being social, I'm very introverted and I don't want to take charge of something, I guess you could say I'm more of a follower than a leader (I wouldn't be one to follow something unreasonable, that is, I'm not one to be indoctrinated). In a normal relationship, I'd rather it be equal, I don't want either of us to have total power, but in sex, I would want Asuka to be dominant. Just like being social, I feel like I'm ill-equipped to be dominant in sex, I'm too scared of fucking something up I guess you could say, so I'd rather her make the decisions. When it gets into BDSM territory, I'm not really into it, and I'm am strictly against cuckolding, but Asuka commanding me around really turns me on. Sadly, Asuka doesn't seem like the dominant type, but I could probably coax her into at least trying it.

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>I'm ill-equipped to be dominant in sex,
Too big?

>Too big?
No I mean mentally.
I mean yes, my cock is two feet long, its a sad life to live, user, very sad indeed.

>mfw 6.5 inch girth
gonna need to traint her

>tfw 6x6
would waifu like

>mfw 6x6 too

Cardio is good for weight loss, if I'm not mistaken. It was also one of my main goals, because biking

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hello my fellow femdom brethren, how does it fell to be this insanely based?

i belive giving my waifu total control of me and submitting to her is the purest form of love one can achieve.

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My dick gets really thick around the middle for some reason

Oh, the based femdom poster or as some would say remdom

Daily reminder that femdom is for pushovers with zero self esteem

Need I remind you what board you are on

Imagine having self esteem

>how does it fell to be this insanely based?
I'd say its pretty based
Kinda like your boy Jeff "Egg Dick" Epstein.
>pushovers with zero self esteem
You're goddamn right.

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Imagine not wanting to have your waifu tie you up to a chair and have her way with you

>Kinda like your boy Jeff "Egg Dick" Epstein.
I don't browse Jow Forums so I don't look at jew dick all the time

Imagine waifu not relentlessly humiliating and punishing you

What kind of fetishes are usually associated with your waifu?

blueballing

>Tfw you only got called a faggot for your cute fantasypost

I think your post was cute user

Drool, ears, panties, and legs.
also this

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lust for delicious shotas

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Did someone say... fetishes? And femdom?

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Nobody said anything about cheating on your husbando

Gangbanging.

Is it true that you are a bug that's seething about kaynroastie wanting to fuck a fictional insect instead of you?

Bondage is the only BDSM I'm down with. Patrician taste.
youtube.com/watch?v=7nyWOzR-1L0
Fucking hilarious.
>relentlessly humiliating and punishing you
Asuka's a natural at this, thankfully.
I don't fuck with doujins of Asuka, so I don't know. Hopefully nothing degenerate.

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cardio is for stamina, and also wiehgt loss.

very smug friend.

i have enough self esteem to realize that im worth my waifu's time.

i know right, what a bunch of vanillafags.

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Thanks, I guess? I mean, not like I was expecting anyone to reply in the first place.

Both of which I need. My stamina is horrible

you guys are so big, what the heck
im only 5.5 girth, 6.25 in length

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It's cool. I think I' m even smaller than that. Never measured myself though.

This, and this reply is unoriginal.

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>I guess

I tried to give you a thank you for contributing to the waifu thread with a waifupost but holy shit

But it's true though user!

Maybe he's just tsundere

Yeah, I'm being truthful, never measured but I know I'm not 6, that's chad length right there.

What's the average penis size again?

51 inches user.
You have been muted for 16 seconds, because your comment was not original.

6 is average though
unless you're some race with a particularly small dicks that drags down the """national averages""" most places.

I could swear 5.5 was the world average last I checked. Unless kids have gotten bigger these days.

Maybe I'm like. 5ish. I'm not particularly thick. Also mutilated. Not much there to have fun with for her.

5.1 I mean, fucking kek
>6 is average though
I'd say a little above average, around 5 is what I've always heard / seen.

"World average" doesn't really mean much.
Whites are a minority on that scale.

The importance of size is overstated anyway. I'm pretty sure my waifu has had bigger than me but not better.

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>Maybe I'm like. 5ish.
Same, that's what I'm thinking, and its not like I have a way to measure right now.
>Not much there to have fun with for her.
That's why you get some patrician fetishes.
>unless you're some race with a particularly small dicks
Forgot to mention that I'm white, so if you're right about that I guess I just got some shit genetics.

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Why are you assuming whites have particularly large dicks, user?

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be any good in bed.

Size doesn't always matter Anons, this isn't porn. Sex with your waifu should be first and foremost about the love and connection it creates, of course pleasure is a big part of it, but that's secondary.

Won't be much pleasure if you aren't good at it though, but yeah.

No, you fucking dipshit. It'd be one thing for you to actually care and genuinely mean what you're saying. But the fact of the matter is, NOBODY FUCKING CARES. We've been over this a cajillion times now. You're only saying you liked the post to feel better about yourself you fucking mong

that's also true
why do you think you would be bad at it? you're probably underestimating your own love and intuition

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>/waifu/ dick measuring and blogging

i care sweatie :)