Mum says you need to eat more

>mum says you need to eat more
>tell her you ate 2 cans of tuna today"
>she says you need some protein
who else got brainlet mum?
my mum added an apostophe to my name because she does not understand when to use one
>Rhy's

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>one chance at life
>be named rhy's

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how to pronounce that

your names pretty cool

I know right.. sheeit man

Can I fuck your bussy OP? i like skinny boys.

>Can I fuck your bussy OP? i like skinny boys.
im not gay desu

That's not what I asked user....
Just show me your willy

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just like reece or rhys but thinking of changing how pronounce it maybe

Hi gunchy?

>Hi gunchy?
yeah tis me

recovering fatty, how the fuck do you have no apetite?
I wish I could just eat two cans of tuna. I probably eat as much as a normal person does but I always want more and have to restrain myself.

quit carbs, I literally have no desire to eat but just do it because supposed to desu.

>ywn be user's mum and get to remark on how they should eat better whilst teasingly poking at their tummy until they laugh against their will.

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>>ywn
the heck does that mean now?

>2 cans of tuna today

Isn't that bad for you? Heavy metals or something?

>>Isn't that bad for you? Heavy metals or something?
I heard it is a meme, plenty of people eat tuna daily.
depends what type of tuna fish it is or some shit

You will never, as in 'you will never bap user on the head for being so silly'

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You lads should seriously considering killing yourselves

look where you are desu kek

i like canned tuna too user, do you like them in water or oil? i like them in olive oil

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>Canned tuna
>Mexican rice
>some black beans
>cook them all in skillet to light brown
Suprisingly good

>do you like them in water or oil? i like them in olive oil
always chilli tuna and oil or oil and add my own chilli powder, add my own powder chilli to chilli tuna