ROBOT HOUSE

you can visit but you can't stay.
girls are yucky.

as if i'll ever leave the place
cringe retard

new mexico so you live a shithole haha

idaho if even
montana if odd
ROLLIN

rolling for Missouri. I'm not tranny but will dress up as a woman to be rape bait in case of burglary so you all can quickly and safely cap the intruder.

Arizona so we can all die of heatstroke.

I was gonna call you stupid but I missed it first glace. Entrance is this porch right here silly user

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silly dumb dumb stupid
rollin for washington state

sounds like you wanna be put IN THE FUCKING SHED U TRANNY
RIGHT NEXT TO THE LAWNMOWER

flint michigan

my mom, my dad just wants to be alone after being left out of the will

yeah rolling for upstate newyork.

rollin for downstate new york

That door leads to a closet.

you say this now but when the intruder makes off with the TV and tendie storage because you couldn't manage to catch him in time you'll regret not enacting my HD plan

rerolling for missouri because fuck cuck york

look harder, and it doesn't

rolling for michigan

true.
how do we get the burglar to fuck you?

you're gonna have to explain it to me because I don't see it.

Rolling for Kentucky, Indiana or Tennessee

reeeeerolling, favoring Kentucky

it's just a placeholder until we narrow down the state and find a ROBOT HOUSE ROBOT HOUSE

mississippi, the worst state of all

bitch nigger rolled twice like a bitch nigger
bitch nigger

ALASKA ROLL

Is that sims 4? Nice house.

Rolling for Minnesota, it can be quite comfy up here

Well I'll have to practice being able to put on convincing make up on within at most a 10 minute span, we can ask one of our residents' moms to teach me under the guise of me being an actual tranny, though this means she'll have to be a liberal. Then it would work like this
>burglar comes in
>I quickly get into convincinggear
>we cut all power so the burglar can only rely on his flashlight
>I then walk out into the living room
>he'll definitely be black so he'll want to beat and rape anything feminine looking
>he takes the bait
>I then scream "I'm gonna cum!" and you all ambush him

hopefully he goes in doggystyle though so I don't worry about being directly in front of him

I knew there was no front door.

You are angry you are mad, another roll for Kentucky.

Winner.

Winner if you don't count rerolls

winnar
time to buy a house

>if you don't count rerolls
come on, user, you don't really want to live in Kentucky do you?

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if he doesn't go for you yell IM GONNA CUM anyway and just start throwing cum at him and hope to not get shot

MINNESOTER YOU BETCHA

Well I'm not OP so I don't know his stance on rerolls.

Well I won't be cumming so that'd be hard, if anything I can just stall and then yell "I'm gonna cum!", then drop on the floor

Correct.
Incorrect.

Door is in the picture, originali

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this is OP, rerolls are gayer than buttsecks

what about that fucking kitchen, i mean hardwood? you can't clean that shit

Rollin' for Maine boys

would you stall before or after you put on the makeup?
what would you even say? it's minnesota so it might not be a nigger

pornhub.com/model/broccolibutts
could you pull this look off?

For a kitchen, I'd always prefer tile, or at the very least linoleum, but a lot of the newer laminate floors have decided to stop making them individual planks that you put down, meaning that there's no spacing in between them, so it's not totally cancer, but I don't think it's a good decision for a kitchen.
I was only just marking that there is in fact a door tho.

thanks for that, i have a few listings in my price range:
3027 James Ave N,
Minneapolis, MN 55411

6863 7th St NE,
Fridley, MN 55432

5001 Wilshire Blvd,
Crystal, MN 55429

sliding door visible in but you're also correct.

So Minisoda wins

I would stall afterwards, he still needs to quietly get in and do his initial sweep (common sense even to brainlets) that would give me enough to do makeup. I'd go out and play the dumb roastie cliche of "who are you, you're not bf" etc etc. And it will regardless be a nigger because no matter your race if you have to terrorize other people you are a nigger :^)

Definitely if I get to wear a mask then but that would make me come off as more of a threat rather than cumdump, Honestly even strong jawlined chads can appear to be 4/10s with enough makeup and the right wig.

where would you place yourself on a scale of ten in regards to your passability and anoos?

wait, we need to be able to cut the power first and be able to hear your cum yell through the walls

Missouri pls
nice and cheap, comfy middle of the country

Where is the proof user? Show me the proofs

when you yell cum we all yell cum and just storm the fucker, dicks out

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Rolling for Texas cuz property is cheap here

6/10 without a mask, probably around 8/10 with it.

Of course I thought this was implied. I think an user should sleep close to the circuit breaker to achieve this.

No too risky, I don't want to lose any of my frens :

baitfag here, anoos is 9/10 because I won't lie and will admit I do play with it from time to time, usually every few months when I just can't control myself

tag team maybe?

florida

>gimme dubs

I really really wish this wasn't just larping. I'd love to spend a few years hanging out with some of you folks, I like hearing about people's stories so a big house with a bunch of people like that would he optimal. Too bad.

we could all chip in one day but this is where we plan it

>Dining table that close to a bathroom
Ewww

It's a pipe dream unless there is an user who has a lot of money or property already. Even if 5-10 anons scrounge up our money, utilities, property tax, building materials or a prebuilt, etc would be too expensive. Plus there's transportation, and the most important thing: vetting. How would we stop some maniac from killing us all or stealing everything?

you're thinking like a loser putting all that stupid finance bitch stuff in there, we'll be fine

>robot house inevitable civil war breaks out
>entire town can hear the unsheathing of the katanas

or just really loud buttsecks, tf2, and DUDE WEED LMAO

that's what discord trannys do all day right? i just mow my lawn every saturday at 8am. last vidya gaem i touched was quake 3 in 2007

Tag team by who??

user if this is ever going to be an actual thing the finances MUST be considered

STUPID FINANCE BITCH

arizona roll

user I really want this to be real, trust me, but if we don't consider the money involved it would collapse within the first month if not earlier.

Rolling for New York cause that would be inconvenient

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