>girl at at work grabs me by the shoulders and fixes my collar all the time when she sees it's out of place because she thinks she's my mom
>roommate and her friend comment about how delicately I eat and say it's very childish and effeminate because I take small bites
>women often ask if I'm gay
>girl tells me I remind her of her little brother
>other girl tells me that she sees me as her son
>never been called handsome by women, just get called cute
>all because I'm short, thin and have a high pitched voice
I am universally and eternally sonzoned by every woman in existance, what the fuck is my life
Girl at at work grabs me by the shoulders and fixes my collar all the time when she sees it's out of place because she...
Liam Gonzalez
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Jaxon Hernandez
Time for a mommy gf then
Nolan Russell
Very few women want that. Most girls I've talked to don't even want to take a guy's virginity because teaching a guy how to have sex is apparently too much work for them. Hell, most of them ask dudes out after getting banged by them.
Carson Gonzalez
Time to become a cute bottom opee
Brayden Parker
werg out
Grayson Sanders
That's gay
That's painful
Nolan Bell
You havent looked hard enough then my fren. Found plenty of mommy gf material myself
Aiden Walker
where user. please tell me your secret!
Kevin Cook
>That's painful
No it's fun
Buy free weights
Michael Jackson
>That's painful
Lifting weights will give you testosterone boosts you didn't even know were possible
Jayden Perez
>girls never call me cute
im jealous of you
Parker Adams
can we please change lives? If I had your setup I would legit be golden
Chase Davis
I don't think so, I'm a kv and get rejected all the time
I'm also very stupid and I'm a mutt
Kayden Evans
ARA ARA Araginali
Logan Martinez
one positive is that I'm allowed to look at women's tits without them being offended or angry. Look at my friends' tits all the time and they'll smile when they catch me doing it
Aaron Clark
If I lived in my current setup with your physical traits it would be straight cash
Your setup offers:
>more potential for my flaws to be overlooked because cute
>clothes would be dirt cheap
>I can play it up whenever I meet a guy (because faggot degenerate)
My setup offers you:
>Athletic genetics, I build muscle easy and retain it for a long time even if I don't workout for months at a time
>6ft so you'll never worried about being pressured
>Masculine but not grossly deep voice that others will only compliment you on
Nolan Collins
You could find a mommy gf like that
Me, I guess I scare women off because I don't have those kinds of interactions
Connor Rivera
The A E S T H E T I C cyberpunk retrofuture can't come fast enough. Imagine meeting someone on #chan over CyWeb and being able to swap neurochips with them or something, because their wetware rig is perfect for your tastes, and vice versa for them. I want this, lads. I want this so bad.
Anthony Taylor
No because then someone might kidnap me and steal my body and put me in a dog or something or god forbid a femoid
Camden Reyes
Ya know how fucking easy life would be as a foid?
Isaac Long
JUST LET HIFUMI PEG YOU AOBA
FOR FUCKS SAKE
Jack Gonzalez
I prepare to struggle instead of being inferior by default.
Tyler Clark
>he doesn't have a custom recursion script in the event of forced//non-consensual neurotransfer to hyperload his AI-ego into a SALT2-haSH encrypted 66.6TFP nuFloppi, with a remote trace subroutine embedded beneath the 3rd-layer shell primed to alert the private mercenary minicorp he's signed a 2-cycle renewable contract with to handle the prosecution and persecution of said individuals, in the eventuality of this exact scenario
lol n00b
Hudson Wilson
If you're a 4/10 you can just paint your face on, and have orbitters, and basedboys buy you shit. You will still have an army of """men""" ready to defend you and validate you.
Aaron Lewis
>He doesn't just create a smart contract using decentralized oracle API systems to trustlessly execute the contract which will effectively not only simplify half of all legally binding agreements on the planet but do it at a rate of incredible efficiency that will make everyone wonder how we survived for so long without it
Liam Murphy
I'm not getting into a technobabble d1ckwaving.exe contest with you, chummer.
youtu.be
Xavier Johnson
and im not going to watch that video but yet here we are
I'll give you a hint though, what I said already exists and if you have an IQ above 130 or below 70 and someone tells you about it, you can unironically become rich. But I fucking hate noobs that try to get in with 0 effort so that's all you're getting from me, good luck
Juan Robinson
lmao fucking nerd, no one cares. Take your autism to Jow Forums
Hudson Mitchell
lol ok stay poor faggot I've already made 40 grand this year
Ayden Diaz
god i wish that were meeeeeee.........
im a 6'2 240lb chunker...... im destined to be big and strong and i hate it..... i wanna be a lean thin twink.......
Joshua Stewart
this please tell me, I fear these are the only type of girls I can truly trust with my feelings
Alexander White
Nah you are fat fuck
Isaiah Morris
You're literally every protagonist in a harem anime