Iive with brother and his girlfriend, he's 30 she's 42

>Iive with brother and his girlfriend, he's 30 she's 42
>Her 20 year old normie son is over with like 6 people, 3 guys 3 girls including his 16 year old girl, they're all drinking underage whereas I'm 22 and they don't "allow" me to drink alcohol
>I just get home from work they all introduce themselves etc etc
>She tells me to take a shower
>I go into my room to get clothes l, she tells me to take a shower
>I go out to smoke a cigarette she whispers "user take a shower" as I go out the door

And no I'm not an autistic fat smelly faggot I'm a failed normie who just got off work from a retsaraunt job. She'll be lucky if I don't start stabbing these fucking normies to death with the hunting knife in the drawer

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Sounds like you need to find a way to avoid that living situation user. Whenever I don't want to go home I go to the gym. You can do it user, tell yourself you're only going to the gym to use the hot tub and that's it. When you're in the hot tub relaxing eventually you'll think to yourself "fuck this shit I'm already here, might as well work out".

You'll feel amazing after a few weeks. It's tough at first but exercise is the biggest mental block most normies struggle with. Use your anger as fuel to become better than them. Your revenge is to become more successful than they can ever dream possible, and I'll tell you anything you want to know to accomplish this. No bullshit, right here right now. What are your goals, what do you want to do?

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do it user, release your inner animal

Why can't you just take a shower, faggot?

if ur gonna do it at least wait a day or two so it doesnt look like an epstein cover up

Dude ive read this before you always post this

yeah what this user said. honestly sounds like most stressful person in your immediate life is your brothers girlfriend. find things to occupy yourself with instead of being at home, like going to the gym after work. nobody will care what you smell like there cause the whole place smells like ass cheeks anyways and you can just take a shower after you work out before you go home

before you call me a visitor for saying yeah bro just cut out the toxic people from your life really consider whos making you feel this way and how to avoid them

Actually I'm a newfag to this board, I usually only frequent Jow Forums, Jow Forums and sometimes Jow Forums or /b/ for porn. Honestly the only reason I'm here right now is sheer boredom, you can take this opportunity to talk to someone outside of the R9K hugbox or don't, it's your life at the end of the day.

Although if past experiences on this board are anything to go by it's the dumping ground for people who will only ever complain about their life situation without ever taking action. If I didn't know any better I would say the miserable people on this board are thus because they enjoy being miserable and DON'T WANT to change. Now the choice is yours user, choose.

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Dude. Take a shower. People don't just get the idea to tell someone else to take a shower without there being something seriously offputting going on.

She wants to hop in with you, dude take a shower

here's your advice, op, come back with a greentext you faggot

>without there being something seriously offputting going on.

such as?

> If I didn't know any better I would say the miserable people on this board are thus because they enjoy being miserable and DON'T WANT to change. Now the choice is yours user, choose.

Dude. Take a second to realize what type of people these are. Literal worst of the worst. Like you'd see them in public and just go "yeah no" and just keep going.

You're projecting a level of optimism/competency/self-determination that is simply beyond the grasp of certain people. Pep talks aren't going to work.

Just let them comfort each other.

don't discourage others from helping if they want to

Such as pungent body odor that the perpetrator has gone nose-blind to.

OP probably thinks that showering once a week is acceptable.

I was in their same position at one point. It's certainly no easy task but with effort and determination it IS possible.

I'm discouraging incredulous condescension, not helping. Dude is clearly projecting himself onto everyone else on this board.

I haven't projected anything, I am telling someone specifically what they can do to improve their situation. You're the one who has absolutely nothing to offer in this conversation aside from meaningless platitudes.

If your goal is to simply waste time and offer nothing of value to anybody then good job, you've succeeded. However I have said very simple concrete solutions to OP's problem and they would hold water as valid even if I had 0 reference to my own personal life.

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Cool story bro. Let's see if OP takes your advice and 180s their life. I'll wait here. Go get it, it looks like you're really making a breakthrough in this thread given OP's level of engagement.

That's the most retarded meme I've ever seen

>they don't "allow" me
boi what

Hurts because it's true, user. At least you're not the 110 IQ smug retard like this guy

I'm well aware the likelihood OP stops being a cuck is less than 1% but there is still a chance, albeit incredibly small. Realistically I expected this outcome because it's happened before, but I have had results in the past and have improved people's lives in measurable ways. The choice isn't mine to make, as I've stated

>implying others won't read it

some of us passively take advice

You're right, you are completely free to be a smug idiot on r9k. Incredible insight.

A bunch of drunk young adults and my brother is pressuring me to fuck the 19 year old

I know this board is known for it's autists but it's pretty clear I was referencing your posts. I legitimately pity you, hopefully one of these days you can see past your own projection of people never changing, but obviously since you yourself see it as impossible it will never happen. Simply put you view yourself as smarter than you actually are. Most people on R9K are the smug retards in the previous image, maybe look at your own posts and figure out which one you are

And now you're mad. Cute. Tell us more about how smart you are.

>he's 30 she's 42
Your brother is living the dream

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fuck your brother instead

This , you are rebelling against authority when she probably just wants you to not repel people.

>he's 30 she's 42

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If people tell you to take a shower, it means you reek, and naturally our noses don't pick our own smell all that much. You are probably a disheveled dumpster diver. And what the fuck do you mean they don't allow you to drink? You are 22, even in burgerland this would mean you are full adult and decide for yourself.
Also, take a shower, for fucks sake, pick up on social queues.

she tryna touch ur private parts buddy

call the cops you stupid fag

Should I just kill myself? Originaslsssllss

Walk up, grab their alcohol, and take the biggest fucking shot you can.

If you take a brief moment to use the brain that you hopefully have inside your head, you'll realize that OP knows all of this shit and his brother's girlfriend is just being a cunt to him.

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the problem here is that you're a beta