What would you do if you lost your penis? Suicide and transplant surgery are not options

He doesn't even cum so how do we know it feels good?

I'd hone my prostate stimulation skills

remember friends, suicide is ALWAYS an option.

Not if you are imprisoned and restrained

>Suicide is not an option
I'd accidentally blow my brains out

i guess i'd live in a perpetual state of misery and torment.

oh wait, i already do.

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Finally admit defeat. This is a tranny thread btw

>What would you do if you lost your penis?
>imprisoned and restrained
well i guess i do absolutely nothing because there is nothing to do.

berry nice

What the fuck else do we have. We have no one in our lives that care, we dont have friends or relationships. A lot of us don't talk to people in general. At least I can fap to relieve tension after another shitty day at work coming back to my dingy apartment complete with floor cum and piss jugs.

I'm genitally mutilated, so my penis is already "dead" to me.
I'm just biding my time, hoping regenerative medicine and anti-aging comes through before I die.

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Is there a backstory to that?

I never had and never will have sex so who cares

Would my sex drive be gone too? Getting horny and not being able to jerk off sounds horrible

Well, there was this one canadian girl....

No one cares game dude

Find a pillow queen gf who is satisfied with just getting eaten out all the time, I guess.

Slather your knob in moisturizer a few times a day, wont undo the jew but a mate recons it helps somewhat.

Come on there's more to life than just your penis. This sounds quite pathetic imo

user thats a really good idea actually

Engineer a gigantic and hilariously elaborate prosethetic and vlog about the process while shilling my patreon.

Reconstruction surgery.
Meanwhile I'd try lesbian dating apps.

Murder disguised as vigilantism. I would patrol the streets at night killing undesirables much like the punisher. If I die, I die, not like I was ever really living in the first place

If I could still pee somehow, it would be fine. I don't think I'll ever come to the point where I'd need a cock anyway. Nothing changes really.

One less thing to worry about I'd say.
be like the dude from GoT

prostate orgasms are still an option so ill be fine

You should do foreskin reconstruction, it won't be as good as an unmutilated penis but you will at least regain some sensitivity in the glans due to the mucous membrane being protected and allowed to regenerate.

Become the tallest bottom bitch this side of the Mississippi

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Easy fix, just turn to ass play; who knows you might enjoy it

I'll never gonna have sex anyway, so it wouldn't change anything.
Answer is: I would continue living without a dick.

I'd get an orchiectomy so I'm not constantly tortured by an unsoothable horniness, then I'd probably just do the same shit I do now. Maybe I'd give the whole tranny thing a go for fun.

Literally nothing will change, i'm not gonna have sex anyway.

Yep, an assplay is always an option. Just get out of the closet and accept your defeat and enjoy instead.

i would just become a girl haha xD

Have you ever saw an mtf transition? A cock IS used to be turned into a vagoo.

I would continue living on and focus entirely on my hobbies.

And your new hobby would be suicide and depression

I'm sure I'd experience those but not everything in life revolves around jerking off and shooting your load in some dumb hoe, you can evolutionarily impact many people through cultural mediums; changing the way people think, etc.

I'm already mutilated

I think after the first year or however long of massive depression it would be liberating. As that one user said, you'd have to snip your balls too, but after that the sexual urges would subside. I get no intimacy as it is and feel guilty about it, but afterwards I would feel no guilt. Maybe regret, but I have so much of that already it's hardly an extra weight. I could waste my life in peace.

if epstein can figure it out, i'm sure i can too.

Dude in the photo pee pee looks like a nose with those two holes there. I feel sorry for him. :^(

drink heavily and watch bullfights in Barcelona

Have a sawn off shotgun implanted there.
Only thing that could make you look badass while having no dick.

I dont care what you think whore

Suicided

I'd join clergy, and use my new purity to become the best exorcist of the 21st century.

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I'll go faggot since I'm not really a man anymore. At least I still have my prostate.

just use your butt lol

Would just live an asexual life of wandering, discovery and exploration I guess, taking pleasure in the intellectual things and archievement.

Friggen hell. Its kinda sell how everyone here basically reveals that their dick is the most important thing in their life. How often do you do things that involve your dick and how often you dont.

Concider this. Would you rather lose your arms or you dick? I swear, most of you would answer arms.

Yes, the asexual thing sucks, but its probably the only "amputation" in the world where you can live the rest of 99% of life with no effects whatsoever.

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Thanks a lot ass hole, I didn't need to see that.

Men castrated after puberty are still capable of becoming aroused

>What would you do if you lost your penis?

kill my--

>Suicide and transplant surgery are not options.

RRRREEEEEEEEE