>have to poop really badly
>walk upstairs to go to bathroom
>dad is still awake
>have to walk past him to get to bathroom
>just go back downstairs
Have to poop really badly
Connor Phillips
Camden Nguyen
will he stop you from taking a shit?
Asher Howard
Why are you scared of your father? WTF
Aaron Collins
does your dad not let you poop?
Justin Cruz
Shit in my mouth user
Evan Cook
no i'm just scared i'll have to talk to him
he was pretty abusive during my childhood
Isaac Miller
whats he doing? watching tv? maybe hes asleep on the couch
Kayden Thomas
he's playing some racing mobile game. I'd have to walk right in front of him.
Anthony Harris
>asking this question
>the office
normal allert
Andrew Powell
Update: Checked again. Dad still up. Couldn't hold it. Pooped in a cookie jar in my closet.
Noah Brown
nigger what the fuck is wrong with you. I can understand piss bottles but shit buckets are too much. Your dad will smell that when he goes near your room and when he finds out youre shitting in buckets you are going to get beat
Jace Robinson
Holy shit dude
It's not just a funny joke that this type of shit appears on Jow Forums rarely, it's literally mentally ill behavior and they will try to get you institutionalized for it, or at the very least they will NEVER see you the same way again
Your life is FUCKED retard, get real THIS AIN'T NO FUCKING JOKE
Jose Edwards
What is the problem with your dad?
Benjamin Turner
What is your dad going to hate you for more? Walking in front of him or SHITTING IN A BUCKET LIKE A TARD
Jordan Hernandez
If your dad hasn't beaten you in years he's going to now
Lincoln Ward
Kek extremely Based
Elijah Sullivan
Throw the jar at your dad
Benjamin Brown
Go throw it at your dad
Ryder Cook
I go on r9k for the first time in months and I see a man shitting in a bucket so as not to wake his dad up, like a fucking spastic.
Smear it on your face and rub it into your skin to hide it from your parents OP you total potato.
This board is crap
Sebastian Nguyen
Cursed thread time
Nolan Campbell
>Google classified this as visual arts.
Hahaha
Carter Martin
>I see a man shitting in a bucket so as not to wake his dad up
No, his dad is awake and he doesn't want his dad to know he is still awake or have to talk to his dad, due to he has to walk past him on the way to the bathroom.
Still if this thread is not one big troll attempt, then OP is actually autistic no doubt about it.
Luis Cooper
Well done you magnificent retarded bastard
Christian Davis
>step dad found the shit cookie jar