/britfeel/

My BF would destroy every single one of you in a fight

linux
Baltimora! Balmoralola!

as if seetheanon is bumming chiko

its chiKA! you virgin freak

/litfeel/ time
>favourite books/authors
>what are you reading at the moment (pic related for me)
>have you recently copped anything that youre looking forward to reading?

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in that case you spelled it wrong yourself there bumcheeka

>/litfeel/ time
>>favourite books/authors
>>what are you reading at the moment (pic reIated for me)
>>have you recently copped anything that youre looking forward to reading?

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Hi chico, you seem nice, lets bee friends

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all of the above

orignale

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>he thinks he's above reading

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I'd rather play dynasty warriors desu

Favourite
>Elliot Rodger - my twisted world

Currently
>George Orwell - the road to Wigan pier

you know, if we were all born girls
we wouldent be here
we would be normies, had successful lives, wouldent be neets, have career and marriage prospects

all in all a better life. its kinda depressing how it could have been different

She was also an unconsenting, trafficked girl. So he's a rapist too.

U only read to appear smart eeediot

M8 I'm from fucken Manchestaaaa

>he shitposts whilst using a name on Sunday afternoons

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Didn't realise you were a mind reader chika, you should really do something with a gift like that

pakistanis in my estate playing cricket outside their house, dumb cunts will knock out a window.

>n-no i don't

shut up anonymong

She wanted to be there and she was generously compensated for her time.
Don't get suckered into this "rape after the fact" meme that's going around recently. It's called regret.

tell them they are submitting to colonial british culture and that cricket is haram

Very low effort, no more (You)s from me I think

She wasn't the only one though, pleb.
You fucking leftist, paedo apologist fuck.

Norf fc will be paying you a visit too

when did pubes change his name to chicka?

So that's why for the past 20 years your mummy has been saying daddy raped her, she just regretted having you.

how the fuck am i supposed to get a normal date? tinder has ruined dating, i dont want to fuck someone i just met, i want to find a gf.

All the girls that end up at these parties are there consentingly.

>the boy parrots right-wing talking points
>idiot shouts "yer a leftist!"

Thank you for admitting defeat. There is no reason to read in the 21st century. We have movies and video games now. The only reason you would do so is because reading is seen as smart, as people are eeediots

>larping as me
sad little man
you arent even good at it

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>he doesn't post his own address on Jow Forums so people can send him their poo in a jar

For an actual relationship you meet girls
>at university
>at work
>through friends

That's it. Apps are just for short term fuck buddies. I'm sure there are stories of people ending up in relationships after being fuck buddies, but be aware how rare those are. Less than one in a million hookups.

they probably like it more than the british themselves.

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I found my bf on discord
I never dated before tbf

A real man can admit that vanilla is the best ice cream flavour.

Who the fuck are you gay boy?

You are totally wrong mate. Nobody deals in such ridiculous absolutes. Of course many people meet on dating apps and end up in relationships.

He's not totally wrong at all. His figures are out but what he says is sound.

and a good way to play games

i used to say that until i tasted mint ice cream

well i'm not at uni, i dont work and i am my friends only friend

Then you may as well get it on with your friend.

every date ive even been on has been with a girl i met at the gym

Please let's hear about the handful of instances where people you personally know have gone on to get married and let's compare that with the amount of hookups that happen on these apps on a daily basis.

>through friends
this is such a meme, most guys struggle to get laid only have male friends, and all of them mostly have male friends
youre never going to meet a girl through friends

Anecdotal vs anecdotal evidence wowowow

m.youtube.com/watch?v=IlfxsgJG_70

Anyone watch Hollyoaks?

said as a kid i would never get ever get married
>you will change your mind when you are older
>now a useless neet and will still never get married

ha showed you mum and dad.
you know im the only person in the family who wont get married and have kids

my dads and mums siblings all have families and successful kids who are normies.

and they got me instead haha

>I found my bf on discord

go dilate

And I bet she asked you out right Chad?

my parents met through tinder actually

Mate. You are both wrong. Have you ever even met people on tinder? Most women are not looking for just casual sex. Stop believing the shit you read on here.
I have met 4 girlfriends from Tinder. Dated a couple more. Had a few dates that weren't just sexual hook ups.
I know many people with similar experiences that met gfs on tinder.
Stop believing such nonsense. Dating apps are a significant proportion of the way people meet their partners in thr modern era.

>through friends
Ok so what this means is through FEMALE friends, that you either sleep with or who introduce you to her friends.
Take meeting a girl at the gym or some other hobby, that counts as "through friends".

Here you go lad
It's one Google search away
Not a majority but quite a bit more than one in a million
Online dating is not an uncommon way for serious relationships to start these days

no but I hope the actors get shot now

>here you go
>nothing

lel well played

>through FEMALE friends
if i had female friends i wouldnt be having this problem

Went and forgot my pic didn't I
Still, you could have just searched this yourself in the time it's taken for you to have this argument

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wheres the best place to buy a cheap little pay as you go sim card to use in a burner phone?

>I have met 4 girlfriends from Tinder.
>using hookup apps to find a girlfriend
shigs

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>20% of relationships
Says nothing of how many hookups result in relationships, and it's nowhere near 20%. Stop lying to the lad and giving him this false hope that 1 in 5 matches is going to result in a girlfriend.

mongy

Matches don't equate to amount og relationships starting online.
You're either thick as shit or trolling.

qz.com/1546677/around-40-of-us-couples-now-first-meet-online/

Nobody's saying that, don't move the goalposts.
You said that for a relationship you meet girls at uni, work or through friends. That's demonstrably incorrect, as 17% of newlyweds met their partner online.
Accept when you're wrong

>Stop lying to the lad and giving him this false hope that 1 in 5 matches is going to result in a girlfriend.
You will be lucky if you get a reply that often, never mind a date or a shag. Have you ever used tinder?

>having female friends
dont do that

You lads are seriously dense.
These stats aren't saying anything about the hookups.

mongynongymongnong

I have a willy silly user

The people on here are the ones trying to propagate the "hookup apps are good to find a longterm relationship, honest" bullshit, of course I won't believe what I read on here.
Normal people in the normal world realise that's a load of bollocks and use tinder the way most people do, to get their nut.

Online dating sites (eharmony etc) are a world away from hookup apps (tinder and grindr) ya melt. Nobody is denying that people on dating sites go on to have lasting relationships, that's the entire point of those sites. Tinder/grindr are for boning.

Is YouTube broke for anyone else? Wont let me sign in.

Yeah that's why I'm saying 1 in 5 matches isn't going to go anywhere. You'll be lucky to even get a date 1 in 5 matches.

First gameweek and I've already fucked it. lmao, back to the drawing board I guess

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Look at what one of you posted here:

>For an actual relationship you meet girls
>>at university
>>at work
>>through friends
>That's it.

Do you accept that this is wrong, given that you have just been evidence which shows it to be untrue?

No that's not wrong, that's how 80+% of relationships start.

>4 girlfriends
>dated a couple more
Tinder has only been out since 2012. So none of those have been serious relatinoships.
You're only proving the point that tinder isn't where you go when you want a girlfriend.

I didn't post that, and when 80% of relationships are started that way I don't see a problem with what's said. 20% of pregnancies end in a miscarriage/stillbirth, are you going to suggest putting a dress & a sunhat on a stillbirth is a good way to raise a child?

nah i'm signed in now

met my gf down at the dump

Calm down there, stig.

THIS IS THE DAY
(THIS IS THE DAY)
YOUR LIFE WILL SURELY CHANGE

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Lol what's your longest relationship mate? And what gives you the right to define serious? And how do you define it?

Ah there we go, here comes the seethe now you've been caught out.

Under 16 = anything more than 3 months is serious.
16-24 = anything longer than a year is serious.
25+ = Something considerably longer than a year.

Patched work today because I had the shits really bad. Anyway I drank a 35 of vodka and still dont feel as drunk as i would like to be. If I get one reply I'll start doing heroin again. Watching American dad. (Roger voice) I'm probably gonna do heroin anyway.

Last few times I did it I was scratching my nose so hard I took off a few layers of skin and I was bleeding. It was fun walking around with a massive scab (all right you it wasn't that long,probably once inch long at least). Now I'm going to listen to 1990' to 2000' music and cry.

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If you don't know what a serious relationship is then I don't know why you're trying to act superior.

I know a girl from ukraine who would be the perfect wife/mum. Likes to cook and clean, doesnt like all the degeneracy on tv these days, has traditional beliefs untouched by western left wingism. But I dont think I am attracted to her in a sexual way so no chance of comfy trad life for me.

might go to cex in harrogate tomorrow, ah reckon there could be rich pickins

You can check the stores stock online, save yourself teh trip.