/r9gay/ - #813

>ywn be interesting
Why even live?
How am I supposed to make friends when all I do is eat, sleep, and play vidya?

>tfw cumbrain from porn addiction
>tfw no fellow cumbrain bf to get off with all day.

>>implying you'd need to talk with my smooth boibutt sitting on your face
This is solid logic and I concede to you and your hairless boibutt user

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you too user? im cumbrain as well, tell me if you're a top or a bottom

what was he like, user?

xcvbs

be quiet and get your face in here idiot

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how do you get a big butt like this?
my body is pretty much perfect expect my ass is flat even though I've been squatting like crazy for a very long time
do you have to take HRT?

O-okay user
my butt looks like that

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>mfw no cute twink bf to play videogames with

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>He'll never love you back
He sure acted like it at first, was it all a lie? Quite fake if you ask me and for what purpose? Just to fuck with me?
>You would even let him hit it
Hit what?
>You're pathetic.
I know, which is why I want to kill myself.

I don't want to say, I think he browses here. The memories are fading though. One day I'll forget he every existed but for now it's just suffering.

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>tfw nobody will ever anonymously say that they miss me in these threads
guess i'm that forgettable haha

Spread ass and show balls please
>tfw no boibutt bf who lets my lick his ass and balls

Well it's not all squats user, sometimes you really need to be born lucky.

Who cares what your butt looks like user? You're going to eat my butt and then you're gonna shut up and lay back while I ride your brains out until I empty your nuts inside me. Then you're gonna suck me off and swallow like a good boy. If you do a good job I'll pat your head and let you snuggle me from behind.

>tfw will never have any of this
Thanks for the feels perfect bf user

its just an angle my dude

imagine degrading yourself to the point of posting lewds in r9gay of all places. might as well just go to soc, at least there there's a chance of the people giving you attention being cute

but he is cute, so logically there should be a few other cute people here as well?

>tfw old thread got archived and now i have to post in the stinky populated thread again

>i share a general with sluts who'd anonymously show their butt to strangers
a shocking revelation..

>implying it was my butt and not just a random smooth boi butt i've collected in my boipucci folder that i use to make anons horny and lewd post

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die all lewdposters

>Hit what?
Your prostate with his penis.

please dump your collection somewhere

I'm cute but I didn't give the post attention. The ones who give the post attention are almost guaranteed to not be cute.
This is more okay but I still don't agree with you acting like it was your own butt! great taste btw nohomo

tfw couldnt one up you by sneaking in the last post before archival

Imagine thinking it's him.

Burnin trash in the hot sun
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the law won
Cleaned the yard all day long
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and THE LAW W O N

>have crush on cute guy i met online
>eventually meet up at his place
>was extremely nervous to meet up, but he's super friendly and easy to talk to
>we sit next to each other on his bed just talking and hanging out, playing some old console games
>gradually move closer and closer together as we get more comfortable
>eventually we're just kind of laying with each other in his bed talking
>feel totally at peace, so happy that things are finally going well
>wake up
>none of it happened
>he was never even a real person

it felt so real, guys

which old console games

some old gamecube games or something, i dont know user. my subconscious wasn't focused on that part of the dream

op vs user, op vs user, everybody wants to see this happen
op wins like always :^)

>Your prostate with his penis.
What's wrong with that?

>dream of having cute anime bf who loves me more than anything else
>pic related
>wake up
>,it wasn't real
>tfw
why do i let myself get hurt like this

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Why not? It's fun pretending and it gets lonely robo boys horny, I like that!

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don't ignore me user
please dump your collection pls pls

it's disingenuous and could get your posts deleted if a jannie thought it was actually you! also kek at the horny anons begging you to dump your folder now

Why should I dump it user? It took me a long time to collect all this.

Yeah but it was worth it, I'm actually really horny now because anons were getting off to the lewd posting.

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dump it or I'm killing myself tomorrow

>tfw no horny jerk off friend

Do it, I fucking dare you.
You don't have the BALLS

I swear on my mother's life I'm gonna do it. I was gonna do it. Dump it and I'll postpone it a bit.

I have the BIGGEST balls FYI

>tfw no wholesome bf that gets flustered around me all the time

tfw too scared to even make a tagmap account

You aren't going to kill yourself but I'll dump if you buy me something or give me nudes.

I want a horny jerk off friend that slowly turns into a horny bf that I suck off regularly.

fair enough, you're not so bad anymore user

Where's the /r9gay/ tagmap again?

Not him but put them on my face so we can make sure you're not lying

I'm not buying you anything and giving you my nudes, dump it for fucks sake

its just searching r9gay on tagmap.io

>tfw no battleship bf
why even live

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W-want to jerk off with me?

Hmm I dunno user I don't think that I can do that sorry.

You can have one last picture though!

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What do you mean user? I don't really want to go on cam with anyone but a bf.

>the only person within a 400 mile radius of me on the tagmap is a spic

my blood is on your hands for the rest of your life

were the other anons correct in assuming you're cute? im genuinely curious now

>tfw no bf to twerk for

>new person near me on the tagmap but I don't know if I should message them
sweating

Most of them are from Jow Forumstwinks anyway

bought a load of girls clothes from charity shops recently. had a lot of fun. My bf doesnt seem that interested though, guess hes more into guys. what a fag

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w-wait that means i could be in that folder ;-;

But we can be jerk off friends who slowly turn into bfs

Don't sweat it, your probablpy one of the weird bearded 30-something guys that keep posting there for 5 updoots anyway

I average a couple hunnid per post with my highest being 1.1k but okie

>tfw no prison gay bf that is a bottom

Proof it, boomer

literally me, i had a girl dream a bit ago

why are girls so disgusting? i feel like there's no expectation of them except to be cute and their souls are so shallow. cute boys get to be naive and cute as special traits rather than whats expected. Getting excited a girls cute gets old fast. women are too plain and have no personality or innocence to them.

ur dumb and stinky and old

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Oh hello, how are you doing today?

monogamy is an unhealthy byproduct of het procreation propaganda. you cant be true gay and monoganist

>tfw no bf that is unironically a good boy

sitting on my sofa with my dog simultaneously despairing and expectant about my future

really not doing too hot right now desu

>normalfag slut redditor
I wish we had actual /r9gay/ threads and not this.

>tfw be a cute and extremely horny lewd boi

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>cant even get a boyfriend
I must be the most ugly, worthless human to ever exist.

>tfw these threads are just degrading more and more into /soc/ tier threads where people just erp with each other and contactfag

Alright seriously, how do I find out if an online friend is bisexual? I don't want to ask him straight away.

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>can't get a friend

Ask if he likes penises

Sorry to hear about that user. Hope things get better for you.

>tfw no ebf to play vidya with

225019, it's pretty good shit boys

>tfw no pro squad friend(bf)

How badly do you want his cock user?

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>straight porn
of course

i just get too introspective when everyone else has gone to bed, dont worry about me
gonna head to /trash/ soon and jerk off then go to bed hopefully and forget abut my worries tomorrow

90% of /r9gay/ isn't gay

Sounds like a good plan and good luck with that too then.