Mfw my future husband is browsing r9k

>mfw my future husband is browsing r9k

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No need to be so self-deprecating and pessimistic.

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>mfw my future wife is browsing r9k

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>future rape/homicide victim is browsing r9k
excellent

>mfw my future is browsing Jow Forums

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Would be awesome to be able to tell people, I met my beautiful sexy wife on Jow Forums.

>my future wife avatarfags and whores herself around on r9k
mixed feelings, i guess

Then be a man and keep that whore on a short leash! Like in the good old days.

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>mfw I'm gonna be a nice caring robot's loving wife someday
comfy feeling

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you are lucky i'm not that jealous and i trust you

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>mfw I can show this thread to my future wife from r9k someday

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>mfw me future wife made this thread

im sorry for your Ioss, anono

>mfw I'll probably be rejected many times for being trans
bad feeling.

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Wait, does anyone actually believe that real (i.e., non-transsexual) women post here?

I posted too soon . . .

>mfw I will grow to like trans people for my wife
though I would want a family desu
They do, quite a lot of them

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>Anime girl image
100% chance OP is a tranny.

I hope I meet them before it all comes crashing down.

>Mfw my future is most likely short since I'm a lonely drug addict

Yeah fuck you females, I'd rather shorten my lifespan then interact with you.

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nothing to be proud of, this board is even worse than /b/

your hand doesn't have eyes user

>mfw you'll never give your husband children
sad feeling.

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>They do, quite a lot of them
All joking aside, and without meaning to derail the thread, I was surprised by the Bianca Devins tragedy; I sincerely didn't believe that fembots really existed until then.

>mfw my future wife probably lives a continent apart

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>bianca
>fembot
Lol no.

I wouldn't reject you for being trans.
Other stuff matters far more than that.
Ganbatte user.

Oh, that's sad. How is it being in an ldr? How does that work, have you met her irl?

I thought she was. What have I got wrong?

I was not serious about it, though I already don't add anyone from the US because of it I don't know what I would do, I was in an LDR for 1,5 years with a girl 2 hour flight away, that was enough

She was a ho who took pics and slutted around for drugs lmao

>mfw victims of the upcoming school shooting are reading this thread

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please stop all of this, somebody

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That's too bad. I hope you can find a girl that can love you, though

I hope as well... though I am still friends with my ex so I have at least that much socializing, other than that I mainly have Jow Forums, but I still think ldr can work out with the right people

All those poster and none in my country.
Fuck y all, why do you live so far away?
I just want to make my wife happy and live together ever after.

Lets get married femanons. We gotta date for a little bit first

>tfw my future wife is browsing r9k right now
My email is [email protected] distance isn't big of a problem for me but I'm American

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>mfw my Luxembourg gf is browsing this board right now

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Your future what user.

I finally managed to figure out how to travel through time with my astral projection, now there's two of me on Jow Forums.

>my future ex-wife is browsing this thread
yikes

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Ah! I accidentally turned it into a spoiler image! I'm clumsy..
I do wish I had someone I could relate to IRL..

>my wife who blows out wicked farts while I eat her pussy under the blankets is braising this thread right now

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I heard the divorce will be rough she gets the house and the kids. Tough luck user

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>her face when her future

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mfw no messages

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Can it be me?
Pls I will do anything to have a Jow Forums wife.

Better hope that you look feminine then. People don't like trans who look like guys around here

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>mfw my future wife is browsing /y/ as we speak
People wonder why im single.

tfw my future wife is browsing this thread right now, my discord ID is Thundy#8497 feel free to add me future wife

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>mfw all women(females) will be extinct by 2022, replaced by infinitely superior sexbots, women(male) and artificial wombs

can't wait for utopia.

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Damn dude you still on the search?

Unfortunately user... had a run in with a radical feminist who had BPD and took her seriously for a few days but now I'm back on that e-gf grind

Extremely based. Better start saving now.

>mfw the person reading this is going to die one day

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>my future wife feels lonely

>tfw there's a big titty goth female lurking on this board
why even live

>your perfect partner might be reading this
>the have similar likes and dislikes to you
>they live in a country you will never step foot on
>you will live your life never knowing of their existence

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>my future wife didn't know what to do when Jow Forums was down

>>mfw my future husband is browsing r9k
doubt

>mfw not even fembots want to be my wife and the center of my universe

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I know my future wife is browsing here.
I know she feels sad and alone, I want her to know I'm thinking of her and to stay strong.
We'll be together one day.