Going to prison in US

Going to jail is stupid, play a sport that requires discipline

i did sports in highschool and it didn't change anything about me

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how much prison sentence do you think that would get me?

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If you don't want to do this then just buy some cannabis and have it on your person, approach a police officer, tell them you have weed, DO NOT OFFER TO SELL IT TO THEM THOUGH, (they will try to get you to do this and it's often a much heavier sentence) just tell them you're in possession. You'll probably get like an 8 month sentence

Let your grass grow out
Let the state mow it down to receive some 800 dollar fine which you never actually pay
Evade Court and get a warrant for your arrest.

Although I doubt jail or prison will actually make you tough more so than it would actually make you crazy due to the rampent threats and over exposure of dangerous men.

you will not be toughened by going to prison.
you'll be marked for life with a felony and assraped by a black crackhead.

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Getting a criminal record in the US is like the dumbest possible thing you can do with all the electronic record keeping being done these days. You'll fuck up job opportunities for life.

Just look into JobCorps or something. It's basically the same routine shit you'd find in jail or prison without having to deal with a criminal record and REALLY bad people.

jobcorps.gov/

Again, going to prison will fuck your life up, pray that prisoners won't smell your pussy ass and rape you everyday till you get out.

i'm too old for jobcrops

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Rob a bank, you will be treated nicely in there. Avoid sex crimes

Wait for someone leave their car running at a gas station and take it then go on a short high speed chase.

prison or jail? why not go to your city jail and see how you like it, most sentences there are up to one month. just get drunk and ride your bike or trespass or something

Jail isnt the same as prison you fucking stupid faggot fuck

Ya but OP wants a short sentence. Prison tends to mean longer sentences(I am not same person)

He wants a year and a day sentence. He doesnt wanna sit in jail for 6 months or some shit.

OP could just work construction too
Get some skills and develop muscle all alongside other men.
Withstanding the heat and getting yelled at for fucking up simple shit should make up for years of your soft dormant lifestyle. Prison could eat up 5 years if you actually follow thru with this thread

The culture of prison is different than jail. I feel like I would learn a lot about myself doing this. or maybe I'd just find the motivation for suicide

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I already have a job driving a forklift and have to lift 50lb bags regularly. I'm not a neet

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thats exactly why i said he should go to a jail instead

My dad is went to prison for 4 years when i wasnt even 1 then got a 13 year sentence when i was 12 my cousin is doing 10 years and my step dad is doing 10 too. AMA you stupid faggot

how old are you dude?
These posts don't sound very well informed

I don't want to go that long

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i am 25 and I feel like I have no options left in my life other than suicide

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source? i want a mommy gf like this more than anything :c

Im saying ask me anything you wanna know about prison. My buddy also got out last year after a 5 year term. I think I know quite a bit about prison

>All these delicious chubby belly pics

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there is no source, they are photos I paid for and she no longer sells photos after I reversed the payment

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I don't really have any questions for you

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Tax fraud maybe ?

OP sounds like he isn't motivated about anything, find something that you want to do and focus on doing it, going to prison is not a solution

The Culture of prison?? OP Did a hood nigga swoop away your white girl and now you got this inferior complex??
Prison is full of gangs and murder and officers ganging up for murder
You're just gonna beat your first day in and bitch out in your cell for the entire sentence
Your would only learn to serve out your life as a bitch amoungst worthless thugs and mental drug addicts. Tough mentality my ass, you'll be made a psycho from the isolation or become even more so a beta due to living next to an abuser for the next few years

>25
pft
you are still ok..
Tell me about your life and what you have achieved dude

I failed college several times. I quit the navy during bootcamp. I quit a cult. I got rejected by the IDF. I got deported from the UK. Now I just work a job paying $15/hr and have no way out of this limbo.

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Clink Clink, Story time folks

>be me 16 yrs old fatty ugly lookin kid
>Look one day at the mirror and saw how shit i really looked like,
>Asked daddy what to do to become better in life
>Daddy worked many years in prison as a security guard plus a driller , he know what to keep folks busy
>He digged up a hole on the other side of our big garden
>Had a huge garden some acres
>He also came with some big stones and placed them 200 m away from the hole he dug up
>He gave me a huge pick
>Here boy, You task is to fill up these holes with the gravel you have made when slamming on these stones.
>I began to kill these stones
>took me 3 days to fully crush them to gravel
>Dad came to make a inspect
>looked at the gravel and said to me "they are still to big stones, they shall be like sand"
>He gaved me a Hammer and a hard plate and said to me i shall crush the small stones so theyre like dust.
> "When you also are ready with it than fill all your pockets you have on your clothing and begin to fill that goddam hole, when i see that you make funny of me and cheating i swear i will dig another one"

>this took me almost 2 weeks,
>learned how to hold a pick
>tasted how harsh work is for first time
>weightloss included

With that shitty green text that tells something from my life i wanna say to you that just go grab a shitty job that you know it will take full time of you and you will see how your life will change. Often in a quite positive manner.

Or just go to military

I feel like it would add to my character at least. Currently I'm just living the wageslave virgin life

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I am not eligible to join the military I already work full time and just hoard my money with nothing to spend it on

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Why you call yourself a Wage slave,

>You have a work
>You have money
>Solid foundation to smith newer plans

You see ur 26, ur pretty young you can still do something in your life without going to some stupid jail/prison

Prison are just the dumster of ppl that make wrong in life

>do something in your life
literally what. there is nothing TO do. the only other option I see in my life is to try to join some sort of cartel/isis group but I rather keep that as a more last resort option

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OP just kys

They are even more options to do than joining the mercenaries life,
ur 26 and lays on the age where you still can get a job and that ure still attractive for beginning a study and educate in something

This is what i wanna tell you about.

I mean I only had one shitty job related to my field when in was 25, but it got better and I make 90k NOW. so don't give up

not ready for that yet. I rather exploit all possible options before I do that

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I can't go to college and my job has no advancement. also money is meaningless to me. even if I made 200k it wouldn't change much

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I have a job. I can't go to college because I owe too much money and can't get financial aid or student loans because I flunked so many times

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me too, in that age i had a job of a truckdriver for a small logistic company that usual drived foodstocks out to the supermarkets, at my freetime i studied,
Today i have a good paid job that i like, own estate and 2 cars. Goes always better as you mentioned

There are web studies that you pay only once where you study among of time, knocking off the exam, and get Certified in something.

Dont need to take loans and aids, i studied to many times and i never took any aids, even when i got the offer from it, i refused.

What is it that you hate about yourself? If you live on your own and make 15hr then You must live in a large city full of opportunity but miserable because you live like shit due to the cost of living, or a boring ass small-town like I have, full of Walmarts, Warehouses, and Churches.
Being ugly and short still is bullshit to me. While it's hard, it is possible to gain some confidence

I can't study though without paying a massive amount of money and I don't have the energy to go to school and work. and you are missing the point anyway, even if I was able to pull out this massive effort and get a degree and make the big $$$ it would still not change what I'm looking for in life

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I don't hate myself, at least anymore. I'm more at a white peace with myself. I don't live in a big city. I live in a walmart/warehouse city like you said

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good for you, bro? but even if I was capable of passing these exams, what does that change exactly?? ok now I make $24, heck Ill be super kind and say $40/hr. now what? I'm still just going to work every day and coming home for nothing. I need to do something insane like going to prison to find more out of life or find the motivation for suicide

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Nah dont need to go to any school today either, its just a choice what you can make, you can still get specialized in something, (dont sayin that school is bad thou)

Anyway what do you even seek in life? i dont understand please enlight me than

that takes too long and is very hard to get caught given how much money I make and they wouldn't send me to jail anyway, just take it out of my wage

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>find something that you want to do
how does one do this? that is why I am thinking about going to prison

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What did these people do? 10 years is hard time man.

i seek something that isn't what I have now, but as for specifics I am not sure. that is why I want to do something crazy like going to prison for a year. to try to find what I really want out of life or if suicide is my answer

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I agree with you, they are pretty nice. I almost feel bad that I reversed the payment after she sent them

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collecting rain water is illegal in the usa

I doubt I would get raped, sure I would have a felony but it would be worth it to escape the depression fog I live in now, if it works.

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Sry but isnt it for you crazy to just hit another direction and start a new path in an other fully different career line? without prison,

Look before i was a network engineer i worked almost 3 years as a truckdriver for a logistic company and trnasported food related stocks to the supermarkets in my area

its not illegal in my state. thanks for the suggestion user

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the job won't change my outlook on life. prison might

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i wouldn't be able to get hard and that would give me far more than 5 days

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Try the job of a fishermen, they always seaks ppl that are so empty in its heads taht they wanna start some crazy shit,

Hey btw you always have the opportunity to just keep it tight at the rope when the cages are gettin pushed inot the water or when they start to collecting the hooks and Swishhhh" youre already 30-40 meters dragged away from the boat underwater.

how do you even sign up for something like this?

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I dunno how in the US, but here in scandinavia you just clappin the nearest fisher boats and ask them if they need a lad for the next season, if they need than youre good to go

Those small towns are hell-holes of America, we're always bringing up "the disenfranchised youth" whenever a nigga gets arrested for robbing a old lady, but never have room for discussion about how maddening it is to live inside shit holes like Clarksville TN. Change your scenery user because work is a part of life,but I've felt immensely better moving to Bakersfield and bunking with my friend. I worked tens hours a day doing tech support but it was a lot healthier to save up money while having a life rather than just money and Walmarts.

i suppose before I try the prison strat ill have to drive a couple thousand miles to the nearest fishing boats

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i have lived in a bigger city and came back. my issues are with myself and I can't escape them through travel

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Yes, if so you will find companions for life, if not than do the greenhorn failure with the rope, this will probably answer your final question

Have fun with a record desu

I hope you do go to prison you stupid cuck. Imagine throwing away your future because of being too dumb to google fishing jobs or something else

This
Imagine living a whole life several places and countries to fucking say "That's it's I want to be tough and find a new meaning to life. Let's go to prison"
I wonder if user is watching Orange is the New Black, noticing how Piper is so much different and is thinking to his future prison life in that same allure.

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might as well just join the army. it'll toughen you up and you'll get to travel, make pretty good money, and get amazing benefits. when you're done you can go to college for free ,too.

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the marines/army has all the upsides of prison without ruining your life so you should just do that. don't give me some faggot excuse i read this whole thread. go join the army or marines

Nigga they gonna fuck you in the ass and turn you in a tranny lol

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If youre a weak bitch and go to prison the only thing itll give you is cock in your mouth and ass by actual alphas