Boyfriend application thread

Sorry, but I'm not a faggot. I only date women.

What movies do you like? And are you asexual or does your dick just not work?

I never said I was a dude, I just really like stringing along females(male) and then crushing their hopes. Its kind of like sport to me, the only person Id actually be interested in dating are other woman

No, a relationship with a gay man that injects you with testosterone.

For what purpose? Are you, like, one of those terfy lesbians? Not that theres anything wrong with that, I don't like trannys v much either

Based TERF. I wish a girl like you would give a boy (me) a chance.

>age
29
>height
6'0
>virgin or no?
no
>are you fat?
Yes
>if no how many girls have you fucked
3
>dealbreakers?
Underage. No hobbies. Someone who only wants my money. Male (male)
>other stuff?
I'm not desperate. I'm very content with how my life is going, and I'm willing to allow somebody to become a part of it. I do not frequent Jow Forums that often, and I consider myself a winner.

i can watch anything but character heavy stuff is what i generally look for
i think its fun to watch something randomly and try to see what is genuine in it if that makes any sense
>does your dick not work?
lets just say my little man can get the job done but not very often

What are your favorite movies? I'm super into movies too. And that's cool, dick size doesn't matter much to me.

>age
Early 20s
>height
5'9"
>virgin or no?
Yes
>are you fat?
No
>if no how many girls have you fucked
Out of order question, doesn't really make sense that I have to answer it because I'm not fat
>fetishes?
Pegging
>dealbreakers?
Cuckoldry and non-monogamous shit in general
>do you watch porn and if so, would you be willing to quit for a girl you were serious about?
Yes and yes. I don't really like porn, but imagination doesn't always cut it for masturbation. If I had an active sex life, I doubt I'd see the need for porn at all.

Wild Chad daddy spotted

hard to say favorites, but taxi driver, big lebowski, and mystery train are some that really stick around as movies that ive always been able to relate to so theyre probably my favorite

>age
20
>height
6'4
>virgin or no?
Yes
>are you fat?
No
>if no how many girls have you fucked
Lol
>fetishes? dealbreakers? other stuff?
No ferishes. Being manipulative is a huge deal breaker - - even if we have been together for years, any attempt at manipulation is grounds for me to end the relationship. Physically, my only deal breaker is you have to be healthy.

I also don't watch porn anymore.

>age
19
>height
5'3
>virgin or no?
yes
>are you fat?
No
dealbreakers?
None, I'm lonely and desperate
>other stuff?
I'm female (female) and bi. I hope you like girls op

>lonely and desperate
>female

what has gone wrong in your life fembot?

>age
22
>height
5'8
>virgin or no
Yes
>are you fat
No
>fetishes
Long satin gloves and stockings
>dealbreakers
Depends on context

Discord: bray#6849

I fucking hate feminists more than I hate trannies, user. So no I'm not a TERF, I just take sick pleasure in it, I guess. Theres a thread up on a tranny who fucks dogs rn so maybe i'm doing the world a favor in raising that suicide rate
Maybe if you hate trannies as much as me I'd think about it user

I'm a shut in with agoraphobia

>Long satin gloves and stockings
i'm gonna have to put that on my list of fetishes desu. I like stripey thigh highs a lot too

would you be willing to work on that with the support of a boyfriend?

>>age
25
>>height
6'3''
>>virgin or no?
No
>>are you fat?
No
>>if no how many girls have you fucked
20-something
>>fetishes?
BDSM, rapeplay, public sex
>>dealbreakers?
Being a rabid SJW, untrustworthy or fat
>>Other stuff
You would have to be okay with animals, I've got a couple of dogs, plenty of fish, two ferrets, and the local crows eat from my hands. Plus any rescues I've fostering at the time.
I spend a lot of time in the outdoors or overseas so it'd be nice to have someone who would join me in hiking or diving.

I'm not a hateful boy. I don't think I could honestly say I truly hate anyone. People annoy ad disgust me at times, but I don't hate them for it. Besides, what's with flipping from saying you'd only ever date a woman to immediately saying you'd think about being with a boy under certain conditions? Are you trying to make me your next target or something?

Do you have a discord?
I have been muted for 4 seconds, because my comment was not original.

>tfw no manhating lesbian TERF to lure you into transgenderism only to coldly dump you after you've irreversibly damaged your body with hormones and SRS

yessum
rewster#8890

Where?

I saw that thread and closed it in disgust. Good on you user.
>tfw I'm doing my part by consistently and obviously misgendering a local tranny when we cross paths at work. She's already attempted it once and my team had to pick up the slack in her absence, maybe next time she'll do it properly.

>19
>5'11, want to lie and sat 6'0 but no point
>Sadly
>Nope
>Extremely overweight people, overly liberal or conservative people, female buzz cuts

Perfect. Too many women want to do shit instead of just enjoying time doing nothing at home.

>25
>6'1
>not virgin
>yes, fat af
>2
>piss is fun, open to anything

>quit porn? yes, i willingly quit porn for my ex of 4 years.

>38
>5'4
>235 lbs
>virgin
>can only cum to scat

send me your info. no roasties or feminists

21
5'8
yes
no (120lbs)
I really seek a gentle femdom relationship, only because I can trust the love is mutual, but it doesn't have to be sexual, I'm not good with that stuff anyway so it'd probably be their decision

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>28
>5'9
>2 sexual partners
>kinda fat
I work part time in a rehab on Long Island as security/ transport, helping Chad and Stacy dry out. I'm on disability because I have a mild case of schizophrenia and was sucidally depressed my entire childhood, but I'm trying to get into nursing school and off of welfare. I enjoy anime, motorcycling, video games, road-trips and reading.
>favorite band: Mogwai
>Anime: Mushi-shi
>book: Notes from underground
>video game: Dark souls or elite dangerous
>Most valuable posetion: pic related
Must not be fatter then me. If you have a kid you must be hot

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All this attention is scaring me

Here's a relevant meme to ease the tension before you say yes to being my wife.

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good thing it's all attention from different angles

>would work with you to improve your agoraphobia
>lesbian
>eager to help you embrace your agoraphobia

you can pick what you want with your life and eliminate the other two from the running

>21
>6'2"
>Yes
>No

So tell me, are you a boy or a girl?

>25
>six four
>no
>a bit obese
>The only one i allowed to get close to me, lived with her for 5 years
>Dealbreaker is you asking about my sexual history without mentioning the 20+ dicks you had in your holes

So in short
>fuck off roastie

If youre still here, give me your discord

You're a smart boy, user. Usually they don't catch on as quick as you. Have a (you)

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That's because trannies are dumb.

>29
>6'1
>yes
>no, 160lbs
>0 but i got a hug from a girl once
>fetishes are incest (sister+brother or very rarely mom+son), gentle femdom, and
>dealbreakers are her never paying attention to me at all and looking down at her phone
>other stuff is i love to bake and can make an amazing pumpkin pie/cinnamon rolls,cheesecake,scones/pie from scratch its a huge hobby of mine

my only discord friend (female) kept me on hold while talking to me and told me that her friend was back and left me for them so im feeling really lonely right now

18
6'2
No
No
1
Being tied up. No humor.
I mean yeah if shes willing to replace porn

>21
>5'10
>technically not a virgin because of things that happened to me as a child, otherwise I am.
>24.4 bmi, not fat but no 6 packs and inflated muscle arms either.
>0
>fetishes : Cuts, either extremly submissive or extremly dominant. Though someones voice is probably my biggest turn on.
>others : I'm really into strong accent
>dealbreaker : You having a dick is probably the only one.

oh and for the porn thing I don't even watch any as is so dropping it wouldn't really be a factor at all

Don't get me started on fucking stupid trannies, user. I'll be here all day. Can u imagine them beating off on the toilet seat wearing a "cute" lil dress they stole from their mom? Fucking disgusting.

>age
20
>height
6'
>virgin or no?
yes.
>are you fat?
no.
>if no how many girls have you fucked
-
>fetishes? dealbreakers? other stuff?
no, can't think of any, no.
>do you watch porn and if so, would you be willing to quit for a girl you were serious about?
I did before but haven't in a long time, and yes.

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>18
>6'2
>virgin
>/skelly/
>I prefer for girls to be somewhat dominant, bully me a bit although none of the latex/cb torture shit
>only dealbreakers are morbid obeisity or tranny level ugliness

here to add to>yes and i'd have no need for porn or masturbation if i was getting sexual fulfillment from another person

>Because I'm desperate and so are you
>>age
18
>>height
5'10
>>virgin or no?
no
>>are you fat?
No and I had a person on Jow Forums say I look like sex
>>if no how many girls have you fucked
1
>>fetishes? dealbreakers? other stuff?
gfd, nothing else really
dealbreakers are being fat

This is a useless thread desu. Am I supposed to pick an user based on only superficial traits like height and his fatness level while knowing nothing about his interests, views or personality? It's no better than tinder.

>age
23
>height
190cm
>virgin or no?
Kill count of 1, 6 years ago by now I think
>are you fat?
Dad bod at worst
>if no how many girls have you fucked
See above
>fetishes? dealbreakers? other stuff?
Vanilla as fuck, not overly sexual in the first place
Tattoos & septum piercings, obese, smoking, shaved head. That's about it for deal breakers.
Anything else, inquire in private in order to actually start a conversation.
I don't watch porn.

based on your preferences I think
>It's no better than tinder.
pretty much, only difference is that none of us are chads

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No

But no

I just thought robots could do better. Most people here dislike the aforementioned app for a reason.

well idk what you expected m8
there's a reason why this place is known as the social rejects of the social rejects
maybe you should state what kind of boy you're looking for

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>age
23
>height
5'11''
>virgin or no?
Yes, I am!
>are you fat?
Around 10 percent body fat supposedly and just started lifting again.
otter mode achievable if I try harder.
>fetishes? dealbreakers? other stuff?
Body worship, breasts, oral, true love / unloyal, dumb, normie / Already met someone here and hoping we can meet up and have a lot of lot of fun together with her.
3D very very rarely, 2D is the shit though and I share some with the girl I know it's pretty much heaven.

I'm spreading my good cheer to all the real applicants in this thread right now, Imma cast a magical spell that grants a +10 success rate to finding a potential match in this thread.
Make some good applications now, boys!

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>there's a reason why this place is known as the social rejects of the social rejects
That has nothing to do with what I said. Anyhow, I'm going to stick to other threads for this kind of a thing though.

>56
>5.5'
>yes
>don't know >if you're a slut >i'm jewish

>age
28
>height
5'10.5 barefoot
>virgin or no?
virgin
>are you fat?
pic related
>if no how many girls have you fucked
zero
>fetishes? dealbreakers? other stuff?
i love asians. if ur white you HAVE to be a vegan otherwise i refuse to talk to you. if ur asian im going to try my hardest to make you go vegan

i dont care if my standards are too high, they are what they are. id easily move to asia or whatever to increase my chances, but i simply cannot compromise my standards

the ideal girl is an vegan asian, ive always fallen in love with asian girls. only one white girl did i fall in love with for a year, but thats it

im unironically diagnosed with autism and super shy around girls, so im probably not going to respond to anyone even if someone's into me because im a self-sabotaging retard

this is literally my first ever ever attempt to even entertain the idea of flirting with getting a girl. ive never used online dating or stuff like that. i think just posting this information about myself is the first step in a long journey towards getting a qt asian gf

i just want to lay in bed with one all day and listen to music in the dark together and just have sex like 90 thousand times

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Yeah, gotta say the questions are kind of shit. Why not make a better thread yourself, user?

>I just thought robots could do better.
this is what I was referring to
idk, to each their own I guess

>robots answer the questions they were asked
>I thought they could do better
wtf

Reading comprehension, user. I wasn't talking about them being losers or anything like that. It's just amusing how they trash on apps like that but still do the same thing on their own board.
There'll be a new thinly veiled dating thread soon either way desu.

oooooooooh I'm an brainlet
then I guess it's sort of a robot meet robot thread? idk, you're kinda right desu

No wait I'm the brainlet. This is probably just their way of evaluating the competition. Huh.

23
5'7"
no
no
5 (4 out of them were prostitutes)
>fetishes
impregnation
exhibition
>dealbreaker
scat
Heavy sm
>other
Still live with parents
Steady full time job in IT
Lots of friends

>There'll be a new thinly veiled dating thread soon either way desu.
Yes, but what we need isn't another one, but a better one, and you're very capable of doing this. Nothing short of the jannies waking up and being arsed to do their jobs can stop you.
What kind of questions would you ask, other than their interests? Their ideal relationship maybe? How'd they react to certain situations?
Honestly, though, I find it a real pain whenever I'm asked to list my interests, because I'm always worried I'm expected to be doing it all the time. Like, hey, I'm working on some shitty incomplete games sometimes, but don't expect me to do it all the time. Same with my drawing or writing. Like, to what extent do you have to be into it in order for it to be an "interest"? I have a piano I play in my room every now and again, but not even biweekly, so that probably doesn't count. I take interest in politics, yet I'm not always ree'ing about something all the time and take breaks from it for my sanity, is that not enough? I don't even know, and I'm kind of afraid of disappointing anyone. And then there's the usual interests like watching anime or playing vidya, but those apparently shouldn't be listed because everyone does them or something? It's always so confusing. Like, how am I supposed to try and fucking describe my entire existence to someone?

>age
20

>height
6'

>virgin or no?
nope

>are you fat?
used to be but losing weight, going to the gym when university starts

>if no how many girls have you fucked
1 (ex gf)

>fetishes? dealbreakers? other stuff?
fetishes include but are not limited to dominating her (choking, biting, degradation, light bdsm), open to anything if it's within reason/socially acceptable, exhibitionism is on my list

dealbreakers are really just all about incompatibility

no other stuff

yes and yes, did it when things with ex were going well, realized things were in the shitter when i started watching porn again

I know this is just data collection but I'll give it anyway.
25
170cm
y
n
nil
what, I just want someone who will love me and will let me love them, through good and bad, for better or for worse

>age
19
>height
5'10" / 178 cm
>virgin or no?
Virgin with women, not with men (I'm bi)
>are you fat?
Yes
>fetishes? dealbreakers? other stuff?
Pretty vanilla taste I guess, maybe cosplay/ageplay?
Dealbreakers basically nothing, I'll accept literally anything at this point. If your a serial killer or some shit, go on ahead.

>do you watch porn and if so, would you be willing to quit for a girl you were serious about?
Yeah, sure. I don't really watch porn or fap that much anyway.

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THIS THREAD IS ASS FUCK ALL OF YOU VIRGIN FEMALE ATTENTION FIENDING FAGGOTS

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This officialy the most pathetic thread on Jow Forums right now.

>19
>5'8"
>virgin
>no
>0
>don't have any that i know of
>yes and maybe

I will think about it once this one dies out so I can be a bit more sure it won't immediately be forgotten. Instead of interests I'd just ask what people do in their free time though, it's a bit more telling of their goals and priorities. Either way, I'm sure people aren't expecting you to do something you count as a hobby all the time or be perfectly knowledgeable regarding everything associated with it. For example, drawing is one of my main hobbies, but I often take breaks as long as 3-4 weeks from it when I get more interested in other things. It's always been there regardless.

>age
18
>height
Around 6'4"
>virgin or no?
Virgin
>are you fat?
Slightly but i've been losing weight
>if no how many girls have you fucked
Virgin so zero
>fetishes? dealbreakers? other stuff?
No degeneracy, no language policing
>do you watch porn and if so, would you be willing to quit for a girl you were serious about?
I do not watch porn, that shit's wack

Okay, well, that's good to know. I just tend to worry a lot, in case it's not obvious. Thank you so much for the reaffirmation, user. How about stuff you want to try, though? Like, I stay inside a lot, but if someone proposed for us to go out somewhere, I'd do it. I'm just afraid people would see all my solitary activities throughout the day and think I'm not interested in other stuff. I'd totally go to the beach, shooting, horse riding, or even learn falconry if I had someone to do it with. But really, anything's better than what may as well be demographic data for a census, with only a little extra. Great idea with the free time question, too! That'd be real good.

Forgot to mention, I only date whites or castizos

>age
27
>height
6'2''
>virgin or no?
yes
>are you fat?
no, fit and thin
>if no how many girls have you fucked
0
>fetishes? dealbreakers? other stuff?
big hermit
>do you watch porn and if so, would you be willing to quit for a girl you were serious about?
yes as long as she put out whenever I wanted some

>age
24
>height
5'11" , king of manlets i know
>virgin or no?
yes
>are you fat?
I'm a LITTLE chubby but i'm also kind of muscular so idk i'd have to do a pic sometime i guess
>if no how many girls have you fucked
0, KHV
>fetishes?
I'm down for anything that doesn't get something in my ass, no shitting or blood either, and no polyfaggotcuck shit
>dealbreakers?
Non-virgin, not white, not 18-26, not from the midwest or somewhere cheap to travel to in the US, nothing in common, BPD, leftist(annoying kind), will never want kids. other stuff?
I play a lot of games, watch anime, n work out that's really it lol I'm fuck awful at social shit. I'm open to doing lots of other things though

Probably a lot more I could write in other stuff but cbf to think at 3:30 and keep editing a tiny fuckin Jow Forums text box so if you reply w/ a discord link or just ask for mine we can talk more over that idk

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>age
23
>height
5'11
>virgin or no?
yes
>are you fat?
fit/athletic
>if no how many girls have you fucked
0
>fetishes?
a loving relationship
>dealbreakers?
not really, I'm kinda open minded
>do you watch porn and if so, would you be willing to quit for a girl you were serious about?
I watch but I would be willing to quit

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Oh also
>do you watch porn and if so, would you be willing to quit for a girl you were serious about?
I'm already trying to quit and having a partner would probably help my motivation to quit so yes, absolutely

18
510
Man slut
No
6 girls 1 man
Not really anything
Barely even watch porn desu

>man slut
>only 7 sex partners
>me, don't consider myself a slut
>11 partners

the fuck is this?

I didnt have sex until I was two months to being 18 my bday is in November

Was in a relationship for 4 months after turning 18 so realistically Ive fucked 6 people in 4 months

>7 partners in 10 months

>11 partners in 10 years

okay, your rookie numbers are because you're actually a rookie. You're on your way, manslut

Thanks dad that means so alot

I don't know why I bother posting in these threads, it's obviously bait and no one is going to get a gf.

>>age
27
>>height
6'2
>>virgin or no?
no
>>are you fat?
no
>>if no how many girls have you fucked
had 1 gf for 2 years, 1 asian fuckbuddy for 4 months and over 100 escorts
>>fetishes? dealbreakers? other stuff?
I enjoy doggystyle (I REALLY enjoy doggystyle A LOT) and if you dress up as a sexy slut and let me dominate you. I'm also into milfs.
Dealbreaks? If you're fat and if you smell like shit and have poor hygiene.

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oh, you might get a nice glowing agent contacting you trying to convince you to shoot up a walmart to save the white race. you never know!

>tfw no glow in the dark CIA nigger gf to perform an elaborate PSYOP on me and turn me into the spark that ignites a civil war.