You wake up in this bathtub

You wake up in this bathtub...

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I've clearly been drugged, but this isn't such a bad place to wake up. I watch through the slits in my eyelids for an opportunity to strike.

>take leg out of fully submerged slime bath
>pour slime on top to cover it
women are fucking retarded desu

Get out before I catch some disease from these STD ridden whores

>am tall, good looking, ripped white guy with an average (7" inches, 20cm in centimetres) pp
I think I'm going to flex a 'cep and have them suck me off. Cya virgins

ok im down, no idea how I got here but im down

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wtf is up with that bath water.

what is it like to touch asian boob?

Oh Im sorry didnt realize this was the womens one. Let me excuse myself.

oh god I want to take a mud bath with a group of pretty asian women so bad

better yet if I were to get abducted by them as company.

Is this gamer girl bathwater?

sure thing it is user!
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Wtf are they bathing in mud?

take all the steps to get back home playing vidya as quickly as possible

uhhh..... okay....
id say "hello pretty asian ladies. can i ask you, are you vegan by any chance?"

if they say no i would proceed to debate them on veganism

if they say yes i would just awkwardly sit there and look away and have everything be super awkward because im nervous and uncomfortable

i need to lose my virginity with a prostitute or something

WHY ARE THEY SO PRETTY WHY WHY WHY STOP BEING PRETTY I NEED YOU IN MY LIFE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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I'd get out and go to the closest liquor store.

leave and look for japanese or kazakh women instead

>still wearing my chastity cage
uhh, this is awkward

Oh, hey.... Am I in China now or...........?

i would say void of thought ching chang chong-a-wong bing bang bong a bong

>when you shed the lining of your boiterus out of your bussy in the hot tub

BLIM BLIM BLER BLAP *pop*

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no i don't i wake up in a bed.

I wanke up to this, but why do I feel there's a yakuza behind me ready to slice my throat?

they feel slanted

the rice golems are dissolving