why are norwegian boys so cute?
Why are norwegian boys so cute?
Wyatt Adams
Blake Murphy
they arent
Jaxson Ortiz
I would like to go on a viking saga with a norwegian
Lincoln Moore
you just want to go sailing for a month on a small boat with 40 muscle fags in furkilts
fag
Austin Anderson
every norwegian I've seen has been pretty cute
that doesn't sound to bad, honestly
Jackson Anderson
Why are angloposters so cute?
Zachary Wilson
No I want to conquer and explore new lands
James Morgan
on said gayboat
Lucas Perry
but not as cute as french or nord boys
a lot of anglos are rude and uncute
what is it about the southern hemisphere that makes them so gay?
Brayden Lee
No idea, it's just part of the aussie psyche I think
David Rodriguez
...
Christian Gutierrez
This is fake please delete it
kiwis are probably the biggest gays on bant.
Joshua Turner
I can post whatever I want and there's nothing you can do about it. That's what it says in the rules.
Julian Morgan
Because we are nekos
Joshua Mitchell
I have visited Oslo multiply times and the boys are only average looking.
Lincoln Gonzalez
why
Robert Kelly
I had a friend from norway and he was actually the cutest
he went back to norway though
thighs
Asher Price
Shit I thought everyone forgot that, it was like 7 months ago
Matthew Miller
it has forever tarnished the reputation of new zealand
you are now a country of homos
Hudson Reed
because your fucking gay
Ryan Reed
I will fix that
Ryder Lee
At least people liked it
Gavin Jones
I still remember it. Was pretty gay tbqh.
Logan Young
the damage had been done, kiwis are forever the gays of bant
and wanting to be on a boat full of cute, muscular nords isny going to fix that
Thomas Smith
...
Brayden Thomas
I just said I wanted to go on a viking saga, and medieval norwegian peasants are probably slim and not very tall anyway, which is cuter. You guys made up all the stuff about gay men, I just want to loot churches and raise runestones.
Brody Brooks
the absolute state of new zealand
actually I'm pretty sure I remember reading that the vikings didnt consider homosexuality wrong if you were a top.
you just need to find a qt viking boi
Carter Cooper
I1 haplogroup
Dominic Adams
Or maybe a viking woman? Since I'm straight
Camden Campbell
wanting to go on a long voyage with only strong nordic men to keep you company is pretty gay
you might even have to share body heat because it gets pretty cold up there
Samuel Turner
Why are Russians so rude?
Nolan Gray
Or maybe I'll pack some extra fur coats, because I am autistic and don't like snuggling anyone except immediate family.
And then we can go plunder bong land and explore Celtic ruins.
Aaron Bell
are you sure you don't want to cuddle a qt norwegian? They're so strong and warm
and you will not be plundering our beautiful country. it was very rude of them to do it last time but I think we've forgiven them because they are cuties
Logan Evans
No I will plunder Britain and capture a native for my wife like a true fierce warrior. And then I won't have to cuddle vikings on a boat.
Andrew Morgan
stop it. do not plunder us, we are the nicest country
and it's pretty gay to capture a british boy as your wife
Nicholas Peterson
You keep trying to twist my words to be gay. No wonder the Norse invaded if you guys are this tricksy, they probably go tired of the bad trade deals
Brandon Evans
they invaded because they were mean and gay
I'm pretty sure they captured qt brit boys as slaves as well, though
dumb gay vikings
Elijah Gutierrez
Maybe I will capture a british boy as my wife just to make him shut up about me being gay and vikings being cute
Jaxson Kelly
that's pretty gay
I don't know what i expected from someone who wants to be a viking and cuddle with qt nords
Nolan Rodriguez
You're pretty gay
Say some gay shit so I can screenshot it and make a thread about brits being gay tomorrow
Dominic Smith
it's not even that gay to want to cuddle with a cute, muscular scandinavian boy
Lincoln Howard
this is like the 3 minutes before porn where they set up the scene. hurry it up nerds
Jonathan Clark
It's pg-13
Ethan Scott
Haha what a homo, geez, no wonder you guys are forced to wear skirts and kiss each other
Jacob Murphy
i want my money back
Jacob Jackson
faggots
Easton Brown
I do not want to be fucked by a viking
that isn't true we don't really do that
dumb homo Viking
Christian Cooper
it was free though
Jonathan Green
well i want the time it took to unzip back
Jaxon Perry
Less anime more gay shit please
Levi Wright
> British researchers quizzing 145 university and high school students found 89 percent have kissed on the lips a straight male friend, while 37 percent took part in “sustained” kissing with another man.
>the absolute state of Britain
HAHAH hohohoho you guys are massive queers, no wonder you got colonized by vikings hahah
How many men have you made out with pom?
Cameron Williams
time is constant so you can never get it back
William Torres
so going by your smol size
1.2 seconds
Ryan Lopez
that's not even true we don't do that
and it's none of your business how many bois I've kissed
Lincoln Davis
me and my fragile ego will get back to you
Eli James
It actually is my business, so give me a rough ball park
Matthew Brown
no I'm not telling
you'll just make fun of me
dumb gay Viking wannabe kiwi
Liam Kelly
TELL ME
Brody Ramirez
NO. Go back to fantasising about capturing a british slave boy
dumb gay kiwi
Josiah Mitchell
I'm gonna plunder qt brit boys until you tell me
Adam Gray
Why are Brits so damn ugly? Pic related is your average women over there.
Michael Smith
stop bullying britain it's a nice country
it's a low number and I'm not telling you any more than that you dumb homo kiwi
brits are all cute anything that says otherwise is a lie
Kevin Mitchell
doesn't look paki enough
Gabriel Reyes
>you dumb homo kiwi
I'm not gay you pommy boy kisser
Aaron Ward
Post face then?
Andrew Lee
>not gay
>wants to ravage a cute slave boy
ok
dumb pajeet
Brandon Scott
putting homosexual words in my mouth again, curse the eternal gay anglo
Thomas Wilson
you're the one who wants to be a viking and vikings are pretty gay
or are you saying you would rather be the qt slave for a scandi boy?
Caleb Harris
Hmm, no I am not saying that Mr I Kiss Boys. Is there any scenario where I am not gay in some way? Can I be a non gay viking?
Xavier Parker
How are you enjoying the Pajeet invasion of your country?
Aaron Diaz
Low testosterone
Hunter Cox
no all vikings are gay
but I guess that doesn't matter if you have fantasies about being a slave to a dominant nord boy
Parker Edwards
fine, I'll concede defeat
Blake Stewart
w-wait what? you'd make a terrible viking
dumb sub kiwi
Hudson Evans
I'm not a sub you dumb pom, I just know you'll make anything I try to argue gay
Go kiss some boys
Samuel Taylor
kiwis are gay
vikings are gay
you are gay
Julian Cox
Karen posters are gay
Kayden Green
what's wrong with your side of the world? It seems to full of homos for some reason
Camden Baker
majority of kiwis are descended from brits, what does that say about you?
Cameron Cox
you've all been isolated on that island for so long you've turned incredibly gay
it's nothing to do with us
Zachary Murphy
balances the huge pile in britain
Levi Butler
Don't talk about Argentina like that
Brayden Nelson
Yes it is, you're mother England after all. Taught us all your ways, and if those were gay ways then...
Jacob Stewart
>thread by a brit daydreaming about norwegian cuties
>calls everyone else ghei
cheeky
Joshua Cooper
not true. new zealand is like a disappointing, rebellious child.
doing gay stuff despite how well we raised them
where are you all coming from? Is my thread being overrun with gay aussies?
I just meant they are objectively cute
it's not like a want a qt norwegian bf or anything
Logan Price
not gay just misunderstood
Jayden Martin
Well then it's your fault as a parent country and you have to deal with the consequences of bad parenting. And if those consequences are accosting gay brits, so be it.
Levi Lopez
Thinking of other men as cute is gay.
Aaron Reed
t. rans
Adrian Allen
it's not our fault. we are a shining example of a nice country
you are the ones doing gay stuff with your dumb sheep
no it's not. I'm just saying the look nice and are friendly. not gay at all.
you are all gay. Those kiwis are a bad influence on you.
Brayden Green
>you are the ones doing gay stuff with your dumb sheep
Malicious rumours. You guys are a bad parent, take some responsibility.
Andrew Cook
I know I just ned to ignore this and it will go away, but its such a good opportunity to shitpost that i can't pass it. Just need to come up with something good to reply to that.
Show me a cute Norwegian and I will determine if you're gay or not.
Anthony Bennett
Are you actually trans tho, since other russians call you it
Angel Cook
I don't think ita kiwis fault somehow lol T.T
Kayden Gutierrez
No, they are just shitposting.
Brayden Watson
I guess its open for debate then
Nathan Nguyen
*blushes*
Asher Perez
GO BACK
Isaiah Walker
Please be more viking like, blushing and posting anime girls is not the actions of seafaring warrior culture
Jordan Taylor
you shouldnt have ignored us all these years then. We only wanted what was best for you but you had to become degenerate sheep bois
I can't find a good picture but it's not gay. I can just appreciate how cute they are.
c-cute