Do you ever get your kicks through being a mild troll both online and offline?
>be in college
>sit alone in front of others, rest were behind me
>for some reason whenever we were in that room at that time I felt like farting
>purposely stick my ass out so they can smell it
>they keep complaining about my fart smell
Why do such silly things give me joy?
Shitposting online is fun, but shitposting in real life is absolutely hilarious. Doesn't go down so well with wahmens tho xD
based autist op dabbing on people at post secondary
people complaining about fart smell is always really funny
i love when i toot out hot colon cancer tier sharts in close proximity to normalfag scum.
please tell me about their reactions
Pro tip coming in, I used to do this shit all the time in high school.
>wait until someone (usually the stacies) start complaining about hitting their data cap
>open a hotspot called "password is fV96DFeZRlo" or some other cancer password
>that isnt the actual password
>overhear them getting buttblasted after painstakingly typing the password multiple times and it not connecting
Bonus points if you add stuff they can mix up like 1 and l or 0 and O since they'll usually try more often thinking they mixed them up.
Holy fucking based
their reactions must have been the funniest shit
their faces contort into the most satisfying grimace. some even ignore it all together in an attempt to maintain their tidy worldview despite my shit particles coating their nose hairs.
Dont remember specifically but this one girl at my workplace is always nice to me and we chat during lunch breaks. Shes kinda chubby and short but cute. Wouldn't even know the first thing about asking her out.
did you post this in the wrong thread
High school ended 4 years ago user. How is your basement doing?
Fast food job or wagecuck job you give her your number simply and say heres my
number. If it is higher paying job dont. Shows confidence and is simple
>tfw trying to shart in peace but normies INSIST on walking by me
its almost as if they love the smell of my rancid asshole
>Die
>Bored in death screen
>Type "gg team bad" in all chat
>At least 5 people rage
>mfw
>post about "turning 360 degrees and walking away"
>reply to my own post saying that it makes no sense
>wait for other anons to rage about me being a reddit newfag and enjoy the carnage
>mfw
>Phone image
Nice image phonefag phoneposter
how do you even know which one's a phone image?
Nice try fag. You can't troll a troll.
String of numbers
what a load of nonsense
>be in school
>fart in class
>it smells so bad it stinks the whole room out and it makes people feel sick
>they try to leave the room but through some string of circumstance the door is stuck closed
>no one can leave and are forced to inhale the smell
>literally steaming red faced annoyed
>they even cry
This didn't happen, but you thought it was funny didn't you?
Phonenigger BTFO
When I'm getting rude service I begin to be an irritating customer. Just little prods to get them more and more annoyed and impatient with me. The goal is to make it so gradual, that they don't realize the escalation and someone has to intervene.
If someone is ever telling me to do something in an agressive way, I purposefully do the opposite. Especially when playing video games.
>zombies surrounding us
>only way out of the corridor is a door
>rush through the exit
>weld the door while my roommate is outside
>stare at him through the window until he dies
>find out where bully works, some pizza place
>he actually talks up to me in the restaurant:
"whatchu looking at"
>come back some other day, unseen
>go to the bathroom
>take a huge shit on the floor and smear it all over the wall
>mfw you knew he had to clean up your turd by the end of the day
that's the most fucked up thing I ever done, thanks Mike Bumhole
virgin self defense at work
>be teenager playing little big planet 2
>find these kids who are involved in big ass love dramas (already knew of plenty of shit like that happening up to that point)
>mess with them all the time whenever we're with each other (added as friends)
>do it with a friend
Some of my favourite memories, as mundane as it sounds
>used to touch my uncle with cold things like cans and apples in his back and stomach to make him react and swear
>at one point I just put an apple on his head and watched it and laughed like a crazy man
I was in my young teens at the time
Actually proud of you user that's awesome
As an older brother, I kind of go about my day trying to be irritating. One of the easiest and most consistent methods is moving/touching people's things in subtle ways and leaving it to be found.
>Go to someone's house and rearrange their cutlery so the forks and knives are on the wrong side
>leave something balancing against the inside of a cupboard so when it opens it falls
>loosen a bulb in a lamp
>unclick every pen in a pen cup so the tip is exposed
>put their toothbrush upside down in the toothbrush holding cup.
Really insignificant shit that doesn't matter in small doses, but will add up. Think about how many times you've been having a decent day and then a number of small inconveniences leaves you in a shitty mood for the rest of the day.
THe most important part btw is that you don't tell anyone your involvement. Someone messing with you is annoying, but feeling as if everything naturally isn't going your way is frustrating.
>Kick these