America

I'm from Finland and I'm never going to visit the USA in my life. I think it's a glorified 3rd world shithole and I'd honestly fear for my life if I ever went there.
What triggers me is how Americans selfishly think they're the center of the world and take it for granted that everyone speaks their unoriginal language and uses obsolete measuring systems like the Fahrenheit. Get off your high horse, fatty. Jow Forums isn't an "American" board either, it's multicultural.

Just watched a Top Gear episode where the British trio went to Alabama and nearly got killed by a mob in broad daylight.
This is the perfect picture of America: the dumbest and most violent people in the west. How I see an American is a fat, narcissistic, IQ 60 person who operates based on their emotions and feelings only. America itself, as a nation, is like a big tantruming child with a nuke - we just have to play to his idiotic whims to survive.
I'm a physics student in Finland and as I was offered an internship in a world-famous research lab in the States I simply refused because of where it was located. I'd probably get arrested at the airport for not having a Facebook account and not loving Nascar.

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>Subject: America
>I'm from Finland
Stopped reading

Everything in America is a federal offense.

its multicultural but it is in fact an american website

good bait.
take it to Jow Forums

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We get it you have autism and the Hwans committed war crimes.

Top gear is staged idiot

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>watch video
>literally nothing happens
>shaking camera intensifies
>run away like cowards

The comment section makes me want to kill myself. Look at all the faggots jerking each other off.

Americans are just fucking Englishmen who stole the countries from the indians. It's built upon invasion.

People are so prone to react to Americans doing something because Americans are the loudest, proudest and most obnoxious people in the world.

pretty based view, not gonna lie

It's worth noting that the best scientists in history, Newton and Einstein, were in fact European and not American.

>muh Tesla
Was European. Simply had to work in the States and probably hated it.

No its because we rule the world for our Israeli shadow leader. You are obbsessed with us. America America America. Its all you think about. You live and breath America. You like to jerk yourself off with your friends about how America is a shit hole and how you're so far superior. Then you go to the gap, buy something on amazon using your iphone and listen to niggerbopz while passing the U.S. military base on the way home.

America is between third world and first world. It's first world for some, third world for others and what they call a "developing nation" for the majority of the population. The life expectancy of Americans has actually fallen in America because things are so shit here that people are killing themselves.

Why is Europe such a shit hole?

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every mongol snownigger in lapland is probably as retarded as those in alabama

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>What triggers me is how Americans selfishly think they're the center of the world and take it for granted that everyone speaks their unoriginal language and uses obsolete measuring systems like the Fahrenheit.
You say speaking English, on a website created by an American, that's hosted in America.
Cope harder europoor

>Why is Europe such a shit hole?

I'm from Finland which is very different from continental Europe.
Scandinavia is just autistic technology freaks, your California. Continental Europe is kinda like Texas and Alabama.

>California
>not a thrid world shithole

look at this europiss drinker

The irony of America is that the liberals are just as stupid, emotional and dangerous as the conservatives.
DESU I fear Californian LGBT rioters more than religious people

He's from "finland" guys, he's "finnish", his opinion and his "country" are relevant.

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I'm watching a live cam feed from Paris atm and it really doesn't look very dark, aside from that one arab ninja.

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>all these offended 50 iq burgers
Have fun getting killed by niggers and selling your house and goibng in debt just for going to the hospital because that's freedom!!1

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The irony of America is that the liberals aren't actually liberal and don't label themselves as liberal, and the republitards still haven't gotten the hint after several decades.

what episode of top gear? i'm not a big car guy but i love the wild specials they do like the vietnam or iraq drives

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Im not even american dumb envious fag
it literally says Alabama special in OP

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what's alabama? which country?

>most skilled immigrants
>college professors flock there because it has the highest paid teachers
>gun crime is actually super low, suicides constitute over 90%, over 80% of homocides are gang related, meaning that only 2.5% of gun deaths are true homocides, putting america 4th from last in gun deaths globally
>mass shootings are actually low, everyone just sees america as one country not a union of 50 the size of all europe. An average of 5 mass shootings per state is close to the global average, people dont realize this because they dont know what a union is because the EU is a pussy union with no substance and all milquetoast bullshit
>overabundance of food, luxury at their fingertips for pennies
>the only country with a currency worth more is switzerland, everyone else is behind them
Wheesht yer haud you mangy munter

If you come from a country that isn't England or America then you don't matter. Sorry.

>the only country with a currency worth more is switzerland
what does this even mean?
nominal exchange rate wise?

dumbfuck

America is shit nothing new there. Its a cold, unemphatic, jewish and self-centered country whose only upside is the fast food variety and nature.

I live in California and its complete shit. You can't even comprehend how shit it is. Its filled with beaners.

Alabama is one of the most retarded states of USA. It shares the top with Florida, California, and Texas.

Don't even bother listening to OP. Most EU get their news from sources that make the US seem incredibly hate-/fearmongering, and while its true to a degree, that's also part of the price for freedom. EU tends to be even more sheep than US. Only people qualified to talk are those that actually spent a lot of time in both continents.
Anecdotes I heard:
>US tends to be more "live to work", EU more "work to live", though its changing
>US people tend to be warmer and more open, EU people tend to be more close-minded and cold
>US tends to have more crazy things. EU tends to have problems just buried and nobody gives a shit anymore (e.g. the whole meme law thing)
>US innovates way more than the EU does generally, thanks to start-up culture
>EU is "safer". Larger social net, more security if you fall, whereas in the US if you fall you have to worry not to fall into the ravine
>US has many more opportunities thanks to aforementioned innovation and start-up culture, since there's no payment for safety.
>In the US its obviously easier to speak with people since English is the native language pretty much everywhere. You can't say the same for EU despite most people having okay English skills.
There's a ton more too. It isn't as easy as just listening to the damn news that keeps talking about school shooters and what not

Don't forget libtards that always find reasons to riot and complain. Uni campus sometimes is fucking unbearable just because of those assholes.

That's because media is full of leftist propaganda that only see money. Both EU and US media are shit, but US media is way worse than EU one, since most of mainstream news are coming from Cali and NY and at least half of shit is clickbait tier, so you have to take everything with grain of salt.

Yeah, and we have (((The Guardian))). Checkmate, wrongthinker.

Well done falling for leftist propaganda. Use your own head smooth brain.

It's not that bad. You definitely need a thicker skin to survive than your average coddled european faglet.
It has plenty of shithole qualities and is getting worse, but in general I have far more respect for both Americans and actual third worlders than welfare state leftist euro pussies.

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normally I'd argue with you but honestly I hate 99% of everyone here. I assume it's like this everywhere though, we all have our own problems.

If you have to come to burger land I'd recommend northern New England. I love it here it's comfy and people keep to themselves for the most part.

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>Just watched a Top Gear episode where the British trio went to Alabama and nearly got killed by a mob in broad daylight.
>Thinks TV is real
>Has not been to the US

>I'm a physics student in Finland and as I was offered an internship in a world-famous research lab in the States I simply refused because of where it was located. I'd probably get arrested at the airport for not having a Facebook account and not loving Nascar.
Well-crafted bait thread

I'm from Finland and I'll never visit the US due to privacy violations at the border. Otherwise I don't have much against them.

Your attitude makes me disagree.

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>and I'd honestly fear for my life if I ever went there
Don't go to the Bay Area, the Tri-State Area, or the general cities near Detroit, Michigan.
Even then, most of those regions tend to concentrate the shittiness to certain neighborhoods.
Places like Vermont have a lower average for violence than multiple European countries, and that's a state where you don't need any kind of permit to carry a loaded gun on your person, it's safer than the country I live in.

>take it for granted that everyone speaks their unoriginal language
I don't understand, you dislike the prospect of visiting the Burgers, because they speak American English there and don't speak Finnish? Wouldn't that be the same thing as an American visiting Finland and being upset that everyone isn't speaking Finnish?

>Jow Forums isn't an "American" board either, it's multicultural
That's an incredibly socialist and imperialist view.

>Just watched a Top Gear episode
So you base your understanding of reality on a scripted television production? Isn't that what people accuse the Americans of so much?

>arrested for not loving Nascar
That's only in like Tennessee and the Carolinas, it's at best a misdemeanor in Iowa.

As a Euro who knows many Americans, it sounds to me like you have kind of an odd and skewed view of the country colored strongly by exported satire productions such as The Simpsons.

While we're at it, I learned yesterday that the British like to have full carpeting in their bathrooms, which strikes me as unbelievably unsanitary. I mean, they also have separate faucets for hot and cold water, so I guess they just don't have civilized facilities like in the rest of Europe or in North America.

>they also have separate faucets for hot and cold water
what the fuck

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>carpets in bathrooms
>two taps
>boilers
the british isles are a strange place

California is developing backwards, there's the Silicon Valley shit-heads with their obsession with the Internet Of Things faggotry, but the standard of living has sharply declined in recent years because of atrociously high cost of living brought on by a socialist state government that loves immigrants.

In a sense, there's parallels to Sweden here, but we yet don't have the problem of a giant homeless population crowding streets with tents, and widespread public defecation and horrendous littering.

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Yeah i mostly agree.
America seems to be getting worse woth each passing decade.

Yeah. They seriously fucking do this. What the fuck do you do if you want to wash your hands with slightly warm water, instead of boiling water or ice cold water? Just plug the drain and fill the sink with both taps? So fucking inefficient.

I mean I've been to Greece, and the hotels mandated that you threw used toilet paper in the trash bin in the bathroom, because Greek sewer pipes can't handle paper, but even then the Greeks have a proper faucet setup with just one tap, and they sure as fuck don't carpet their bathrooms.

Being real, I love Finns, I just don't like OP.

So you're basing your thoughts on a country that you've never been to on a TV show? Good job, user

>tfw no finnish bf who hates America as much as I do

Chances are
>everybody is very fat, everybody is very stupid
>and everyone is very rude
But in some places people are great, everyone I met in Tennessee was very nice