To the spider hiding in my room,
You must know that I wanted nothing more than to settle this territorial dispute peacefully. But by running away you have forced me to use distasteful methods to aid in your (permanent) removal. You can come out now and recieve a swift and painless death. Or I can find you and peel off half of your legs before leaving you in the red ant nest. Choose carefully.
it just wants to create spiderlings with you user
I am going to poison the shit out of you retard, just you fucking try.
Revolting.
Spiders have their place in nature. but I can assure you it's not in my bedroom. By now they must understand that threatening me is a death sentence and insulting me is a one way ticket to hell.
long ago, there was a spider who occupied my room. over tenth a hectare it was, and it also had no regard for man y mano settlement. i forget how many hours it took for the intruder to submit to the larva which clamored for its soft innards
Yes, you will try cunt. I can tell from a glance your fat ass couldn't poison an ant. Your kind have gotten far too cocky and now I will personally remind them of their place - beneath my boot.
The black pill about spiders is they're shit at pest control. People just parrot that talking point because they're too scared to kill their 'spiderbro'.
You're absolutely right.
If Spiders are so helpful then why is there always at least one fly in my house? These fucks think they can squat on my property and get free meals too, even after I am kind enough to let them live in the garden!
I have sealed pact with spiders for their protection against other more autistic bugs and mosquitoes and I let them roam room freely, unless they are on my desk that's a green mile for everything living.
>my face when
This is all too normal for me
Do it my brother. These wretched abominations have survived for far too long now.
spiders can't threaten you. theres like 10 species who can even harm humans. most can't and won't bite you, and they eat the annoying shits that are gnats and flies and mosquitos.
Keeping spiders in your house to "keep out other bugs" is like inviting in a bunch of Crips because they keep the Bloods away.
Randomly got on my bike once and a spider jumped from the handlebars and bit my hand immediately. They're shit, and they WILL inject venom into you for so much as making the wrong move around them.
Absolutely fucking this.
Fuck this spiderbro meme. Why should I compromise my no pest environment policy for the least likable pest that only catches like 0.1% of the other pests?
Oh yes these assholes can and will threaten or insult you.
Randomly crawling into my room results in an immediate deportation to the front or back garden.
Crawling towards me menacingly, in my own home, is a clear sign of ill intent and will be met with brutal force.
Crawling around my fucking bedroom then pussying out and hiding between furniture is an insult to the kindness I generally show bugs and I will retaliate by insulting it's very existence.
I'm trying bro, but this peice of shit has literally disappeared. Vanished into thin air for the past hour.
>open window in morning
>wasp flies in and starts buzzing around
>gb2 sleep
>it's gone by the time I wake up
yukkuri shiteitte ne
I let two spiders live in my bedroom so they can catch any little annoying things. I don't mind spiders at all.
I dont hate tiny spiders, infact I occasionally let them live even when they trespass in my bedroom. The spider-cunt in question was not a little one, he was a huge brown nigger spider and is somehow still evading me despite his size. I feel like Im in a horror movie
You really think you can defeat me human faggot? Heh, how cute.
Just throw a rock at it, Zeke kun.
You talk a lot of shit for an inferior being. If spider cunts are so cool why are you hiding under my floor boards like a pussy?
That isnt an option since I dont want to wreck my room any further user. Plus the dickhead spider has seemingly evaded me.
titan kiddo, get taste.