/britfeel/

>watching some milf porn
>she's pretty hot, check her name
>Amber Chase
>like to think I could run into an older lady like her someday
>look her up
>she's 28, younger than me

Wh-what?

reading a book lmao

Go out with nothing, if anyone stops you they won't be able to take anything.

>For me, it's Solsbury Hill by Peter Gabriel
youtube.com/watch?v=_OO2PuGz-H8

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>nightwalk for years untouched
>get mugged by nigs
>paranoid whenever I go for nightwalks now
Ruined my comfy nightwalks. I'd say go out lad but just use your common sense and avoid groups of people. Maybe take a knife or hammer with you in case shit hits the fan.

*glasses you*
focking dick'ead

Don't let the salty seethers get you down lads, water off a ducks back innit bruvs

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>Herro user-kun
alri woman-san

>living in london

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had a /comfy/ day today chilling out BBQing with my housemates, didn't even get too much anxiety wahey!

Shut up you silly cunt do you know who I am?

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paedo nonce.

are you the lad that was in bed but now isn't in bed and is reading a book?
also, what book you reading?

since I started feeding me cat raw meat with bones in his head has literally become buffer

he's got a swole neck from where his crunching power has developed and he can go through bones a lot quicker now than when he first started

fucking mental, lad
what book is it? I wouldn't mind some recommendations now I've got a portrait monitor.

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Lol no it's unironically me, Don Shippino.

>tfw no early 90s rave gf
youtu.be/5rYXcmVSeBU?t=47s

Reckon? I still think she's 30s now. Don't spoil my mental picture of Lady Sybil, duchess of Ankh.

Yeah thats me. Reading the King in Yellow. Taken me several weeks to make it to 33 pages.

She's much older than that.
Where's that knob weatherfu? He's seen her.

Yea I bought a pretty small sofa because my living room is small, pic related. Wouldn't trust some dodgy seller on fb, will likely just use amazon or cex.
Normie games tbqh, I'd probably buy RDR2 and that new cod, maybe uncharted and witcher. you?

Well there's a few things wrong with me but why not? The BHF in my area closed down, all the other sofa places I looked at were either cheap but ugly and uncomfortable, or a lot more expensive than scs. And I'm not buying some chav's stained sofa stinking off fags off gumtree

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How come they don't get sick, did cooking are meals cuck us out of the joys of eating raw meat like a savage?

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I read that a few months ago.

found most of the stories really boring and poorly written.

i can't help it, moving away as soon as i have the funds hopefully next year

>how come they don't get sick
You realise all animals in the wild eat raw meat yeah? They never developed fires

Not him but I've just started reading the Beach. Inb4 overrated trash.

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Well that isnt encouraging. Found the first story interesting but confusing.

cats are built to eat whole raw animals, so their digestive system is a lot stronger than ours.

>Weatherfu you fiend! You have besmirched milady's honour for the last time! Your crimes shall not go unanswered. knave!

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*turns to you as blood is dripping from my head*
Who are you looking at you spindly looking freak
*lays you out with a left hook to the jaw and spits on your body before walking away*

Do you know who i am soft lad? I'd have you with one arm tied behind my back and bum you silly. Consider your self warned. I catch you on my soil again and you will be crawling home
pic related

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it's a dancey 1 but...
youtube.com/watch?v=y6Ayr8N04VM

Also not him but it's a decent read.

most of the stories are clearly just the author being some yank with a hard-on for paris pretending to be some cultured artist.

I wouldn't worry about dropping it if you find the book tedious to read.

Kek, them cars. I wonder if any of them have seen this vid as a grown up and cringed?

not heard of it, will google it and see what it is.
you enjoying it?
i've seen the film. the book is meant to be better. as per eh.
any good?

Someone link pigeons pics, you can't beat an old raver burd

Haven't read this but I watched the film recently and it's very good.

I don't actually believe anything he says even if he has, he's unhinged and spiteful.

brb need a poo

Cats are obligate carnivores, they have to eat meat.

*hand starts to twitch as you walk away*
I'm looking at a batty boy
*you realise too late that Im back on my feet as a well placed kick sends you tumbling over*

There's one of her neck and it looks like my nan's.

Where is the desk going then once you put sofa and stuff in there? I like all sorts from stardew valley to skyrim, not into shooters that much anymore.
RPG's
Turned based strategy
RTS's
Sims
Etc
What your specs on your laptop? I could play quite alot of games on my shitop

You want a taste of that pigeon pussy for yourself don't you lad?

I've been feeding my cats a can of tuna every day and their fur is very soft and luxurious now

I seriously hope this is a joke post and you're just trying to wind up the cat lads

>hardest in briffeel????

SCEA.

Why would it be a joke? They love tuna.

wouldnt say it's tedious, just an odd 'feel' to it. I used to read a lot but these days it takes an age to get through a book.
a good read iirc

>talking to a few normals
>their entire lives are study, work, drink, occasionally fuck some whore

Is this what "making it" entails? I couldn't handle the monotony of a life like that

Drinking bleach will make you white enough for plump.

tuna is high in mercury, it's basically slow acting poison to cats.

also not nutritionally complete anyway.

Two days since I stopped taking venlafaxine.. I feel nausea and brain zaps are quite annoying at this point.

Tuna should only be a very rare treat

She's posted a couple with timestamps but I didn't save them, she was shutting people up calling her a larp. Big tits and skinny, didn't show her face. They're in the archives if you want to bother.

Yeah I just read that actually, fair enough. They get normal cat food as well, I've just been splitting a can of tuna between them most nights. Will cut back and keep it for an occasional treat, sigh. Was just trying to do something nice for em.

phwoar, I think I just cum
you reckon you prefer the monotony of vidya, tv, anime do ya?

Laddo why did you stop? Withdraw is a killer

>My cat? She hunts and eats birds and mice, of course

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>P-Please Pigeon Roastie, just a crumb of pussy! I made all those posts for you, have I not proven my worth my Queen? Just the smallest smidgen of pigeon fanny is all I ask!

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How old do you think she is?
youtube.com/watch?v=0B3EUg6D3Oc

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Eh, I'd have a go if she asked me but I don't think she's into sex.

get them tins of mackerel/sardines in water

doesn't matter if they're bone-in

The virgin 2 hour commute, the chad 10 minute walk

Pigeon Roastie was at Woodstock

By stopped, do you mean weaned yourself off or just stopped taking them cold turkey?q

can't remember if i gave the cat his tea.
he's not in the kitchen moaning so could be ok

Having a browse through her IG I'd have to say early 30s.

no its not you twat some fish in polluted runoffs are high in mercury, if its good enough for human consumption its good enough for a cat, tinned sardines are much higher in mercury

Mid to late 20s
>tfw no pretty but motherly Scottish gf

>SCEA
about as hard as a chocolate bar in summer

if i'm going to lead a monotonous life i'd prefer a comfy one

normalfag lives seem to be full of tedium

REEEEE let me lick your ampits mummy

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>pigeon fanny
bahahaha

she looks 30 so she's probably 18

Whose watching her for mummy feels then? 15 yr olds?

*I pounce to my feet*
That's it..
*throws glasses aside and strikes you with a roundhouse kick to the neck*
Don't think about getting up or I will have your whole family dressed in black
*changes fighting position to the crane stance and watches your body squirm beneath me*

humans can eat some raw meat too lad, so long as its fresh and made in a clean environment .

She's 24 I think, only recently graduated uni.

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And she saw JFK get assassinated.

>only recently graduated uni.
maybe shes dumb

You need glasses and/or human contact.

Good lad

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Why can't pigeon roastie just accept that men generally prefer younger women?

Welp, this is it Jow Forums, think i'm just gonna end it here, I dont think I can take this shit anymore.
>epstien shit has me freaking out
>just lost 3k in stocks
>family wants to kill me
>keep hearing niggers and homos giggling 10 feet from my window every night
>get gang stalked every single day
>older brother has recently came out as a tranny and has admitted he has sexual feelings for me
Since you guys have always been my favorite board, and kept me entertained. I'll return the favor. I'll be streaming my suicide in about 10 minutes. In the mean time, I shall answer any questions, suggestions, etc

>inb4 go out in a blaze of glory
No, not going to ruin other peoples lives.
>inb4 why dont you make your own thread
ISP is blocked or some shit. so just posting this in first thread i see.
>inb4 is there anything i can do to change your mind
Nope, its Happening.

stream URL and quick rundown:
pastebin.com/mBNpUHbA

See you all soon.
~AV

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It doesn't work, never worked for me. I don't even know why did I accept to take it.
Cold turkey

Its the big fish like tuna and sowrdfish that get the mercury, little fish don't.

>if its good enough for human consumption its good enough for a cat

that's not true at all, cats are far smaller and far more sensitive to overconsumption of poisons.

You again lad? Haven't you done yourself in yet like you said earlier today?

had a mcflurry
it was good

Do pigeons actually have fannies? I've got to google now.