/r9gay/ - #814

>tfw no bf
edition

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any gacha addicts here

While some people are naturally homosexual or bisexual, the sudden rise in popularity of being gay can only be explained by pornography addiction. You should try regular fasting and quit porn for at least 6 months and see how gay you are after that.

You're too kind user..
I almost feel like posting shy anime girls as response but then remember only trannies do that.

>getting findommed by jpegs
get a hold of yourself man

>tfw no bf that is a good boy, but unironically

How do you tell if its porn addiction or if its because being gay is more widely accepted so more people are being open about it and not staying in the closet in fear of social rejection

>tfw no soft small twink bf

Welp, this is it Jow Forums, think i'm just gonna end it here, I dont think I can take this shit anymore.
>epstien shit has me freaking out
>just lost 3k in stocks
>family wants to kill me
>keep hearing niggers and homos giggling 10 feet from my window every night
>get gang stalked every single day
>older brother has recently came out as a tranny and has admitted he has sexual feelings for me
Since you guys have always been my favorite board, and kept me entertained. I'll return the favor. I'll be streaming my suicide in about 10 minutes. In the mean time, I shall answer any questions, suggestions, etc

>inb4 go out in a blaze of glory
No, not going to ruin other peoples lives.
>inb4 why dont you make your own thread
ISP is blocked or some shit. so just posting this in first thread i see.
>inb4 is there anything i can do to change your mind
Nope, its Happening.

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See you all soon.
~XR

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When I was 13 I paused the last frame of Fight Club to look at the dick and it made me want to masturbate, so I did.
When I was 11 I was rummaging through the storafe closet and found a dildo, put it in my butt and liked it a lot.
Pretty sure I'm a gay

I have a bmi of 17.3 I don't think I should try fasting at all user

I doubt I'd ultimately be unable to date a guy who loses their twink appeal with age, honestly. But I've masturbated to guys from really early on so there's at least something there.

Why do our heads get bigger with age, it doesn't make sense

Letting everyone know that I have a FUCKING CUT GODDAMNIT 7.5 inch penis.

no worries user
i just to be fairly skeltal and now am a chubby fuck thanks to eating well but im directing it at the gym now which is good

proof or else ur gay sorry

It doesn't make any sense biologically for this many people to be gay or bi. It's like if 1 in 20 people had down syndrome.
There is tons of evidence of porn changing sexuality. Luckily abstinence from porn and masturbation works.
It's possible that you are a natural homosexual, though I'm not sure why you would be here when most of them are talented and charismatic.
>I doubt I'd ultimately be unable to date a guy who loses their twink appeal with age, honestly
Be confident if you are going to commit to something like that. You should think about why that sentence required so many qualifiers.

i'm so drunk and my stomach hurts so much. i wish i had food and water

>CUT 7.5 inch penis.
i have an uncut one : )

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>Be confident if you are going to commit to something like that. You should think about why that sentence required so many qualifiers.
yeah I fucked it up in general due to being a retard
let's try again
I wouldn't be able to date a guy who lost his twink appeal with age

it'll be the same as mine once i peel it

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>tfw no uncut bf that I can frot with

>tfw yankaboo
>yanks are actually all fat and mutilated
feels bad man

I'd love to but im currently thinking about dating this (maybe) gay boy i met

why does everyone except for me have nice big dongs or cute tiny ones, meanwhile I'm stuck with a wholly uninteresting and CUT pp
at least my body and butt make up for it

I don't know, I have an idea though. A doctor diagnosed me with a slew of mental illnesses. I was molested as a kid as per fucking usual with the majority of the world's population, and I'm just a dense idiot. Also my self esteem is in the negatives, I don't know if I'm talented or charismatic, I get abused and taken advantage of so often that I don't really know how to feel but worthless. I'm a bad person, I'm not special for being the worst version of something, I'm just a complete loser. I'm stupid, I'm not intelligent, I'm lazy, and dense. I'm not in good shape and I'm boring. Worst of all I'm selfish and self absorbed. I'm here because even therapists won't let me speak my mind. Isn't that pathetic? I'm worthless, and I'm old now, 23 is too old to date, I'm not cute or interesting. Just a slug, a worthless parasite. I deserve to be killed.

>mutilated
>not fat
i dont know which is worse

>im currently thinking about dating this (maybe) gay boy i met
ooooh good luck with that user!

who /neet/ here?
because the people who actually work have a small sliver of a chance of meeting someone at least

would you a craigslist?

>because the people who actually work have a small sliver of a chance of meeting someone at least
lel
t. wageslave in a workplace with total 6 males total including me

23 is still really young and by no means "too old to date" unless you are trying to date pedophiles. You have plenty of time to improve yourself and work through your issues.

I don't have a whole lot of hope. I've been burned in ways that would make all of you accuse me of lying. I deserve to be here, alone, in pain. I deserve my punishments. I'm a bad person.

my stomach feels sick because I ate too much macaroni so I'll go to bed
good night

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Drink a ginger ale with big meals to soothe your stomach. It works very well for spicy foods too.

>want to get off to guys jerking their big uncut dicks
>absolutely mountains of meh and shit vids before you find something good
/gif/ has surprisingly little. This shouldn't be so annoying.

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r8 my names /r9gay/

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im muslim and i fasted regularly as a teen, at least once a year and a couple days each month and i still wanted to get dicked down, user

I'm an apostate
But I'm attracted to other arabs, which is pain. I just want to be called habibi, anonkun :,(

hey they made a manga for u guys

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I hope you get beheaded, mudslime filth. You better not be invading the west either.

>tfw no muslim bf to plow my ass while we laugh at

Based and gypilled

>ywn have a shy innocent qt trap who just started hrt :c

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>closer than ever to buying a set of thigh highs and panties
>dysphoria so strong looking at pictures of women makes me upset
>fucking my ass more and more every week
guess this is the end...

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This is the gay general, not the tranny general.
Fuck off back to

habibi, why don't we talk more. i'm sure we can be friends

not arab, though. sorry

was born in the west. easiest way to sneak in a package is to make it while you're at the location, user :)

Do any other gay guys find trannies to be gross? I like men, I don't like feminized men.

Does anyone have the same opinion as me? Maybe I'm the only one in the entire world with this opinion. Thoughts?

>Does anyone have the same opinion as me? Maybe I'm the only one in the entire world with this opinion. Thoughts?
agree.

god im so close to deleting my discord , deleting my steam , burning my sim-card and quiting my job

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more or less, yeah
i'm mostly just tired of them being the oppression fotm and claiming i'm bigoted for not wanting to fuck either a girl who cut her tits off or a guy who wants to cut his dick off

what's stopping you, user???
tell us

Why's that user? Tell me your story before you disconnect into a new life.

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do the first two things

>agree.
You agree? I also agree. Let's stroke each other's egos on a subject we are in agreement on. I'm so glad I'm not the only human being on Earth who has an opinion.

>I like men, I don't like feminized men.
this.

just do foreskin restoration (not a fucking meme)
look it up online, theres tons of forums full of people giving advice/directions
Takes a while you can "regrow" your remaining foreskin with just your hands no surgery or any other bullshit

I'm American, an atheist, and half white. Not muslim ew.

>only half
Hmmm are you japacute?

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What's a your way of preventing yourself from slutting it up on a gay basketweaving site? Mine's watching ForgottenHistory and lectures on childcare.

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>tfw no frail bf to literally fuck to death (on accident)

do that to me user, sounds good

wanting my first time to be with someone special and not just a random fuck

who are you talking to user are you okay

Theres gotta be worse ways to go, right? Just try not to get too much of your blood in my pubes

>having pubes
WHY HELLO, disgusting neckbeard "bear" (fat loser)

Not bad, keep that mentality and I'm sure you'll find a wholesome bf.

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Who else is gonna fuck a frailboi to death? Another slutty bag of bones? Naw

No, european. German, Irish, British, WASP basically. I didn't choose to be an outcast, I was bred to be one.

you sound cute, if only you weren't into arabs baka my head

Well, I'm not going to lie to you, I don't dislike any race. In fact I fall for brits just as often. And Hispanic guys for some... odd reason. Actually, by my own father's admission, even he isn't fully arabic as my great grandma was a slut when the British occupied Iraq. If you were an abid I'd still consider you

k will try

>want to learn Rokutousei no Yoru on piano
>look at the sheet music
for fuck's sake why does it have to be so annoying and difficult with four fucken flats everything other than weeb music is so much easier to fuckin play reeeeeeee

>couldn't tell he was a loser by his edgy reply

i really really really want a tall masc bottom bf but I'm 5'5 my dick is small and I look like a lesbian from tumblr, I took hrt for 6 months one year ago because trannie memes now i have small tits and I regret everything

I'm gonna fucking kms

What do you guys think about body and facial hair? Would you prefer your partner to be shaved/hairless? How big of a deal is it for you?

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It's disgusting and should be removed just like fishing hooks

>tranny
>wants a bottom
what

lose weight and they'll go, if not build some muscle

I'm not on hrt anymore, I really regret it, this shit fucked my body and my mind. I accepted I'm male, I just feel lonely and depresed now.

What uh, what kind of guy are you looking for?

>tfw no smelly bf with musky, sweaty balls to give bj
why live

someone with no hope in life into the same weeb shit I'm

I tried talking to normie gays but I'm not interesting enough I bore them to death, all I do is work, drink, play games and be sad, I feel like a need a fucking loser like me to be happy

Where are you on the weekend user? I'm always smelly and musky on the weekend and my balls smell wonderful when they've not been washed for a few days.

>tfw no talkative bf who messages first every time

lmao they got busted fast

Oh well, shit. I love anime but I am the pickiest person on planet Earth. My favorites are generic though since I haven't picked up a new show since... shit, I was a teenager I know that.

daddy just made cummies

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>mfw i messaged a boy first every time several times a week for 11 months because he's a shy retard and he thought i LOST INTEREST AND MOVED ON SOMEHOW

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lmao im a shy retard too but im not THAT bad

Aw, this little BOY is pretending to be a daddy, isn't that precious?

>tfw no cute twinky bf to watch 90's and early 00's MMA with

Why live...

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>finally got a bf
HA!
Later, fags

I have a 19cm cock and I know martial arts.
I'm a perfect daddy

I love bass so much

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How do you do it? I want to talk but I can't think of that many things to say, and even if I could, I'm too nervous to send the first message.

The fact that he was knocking people out with PALM STRIKES for most of his career makes it so much more impressive too.

post discord user, sounds nice

why does my idea of cute boy have to be shy shut in retards

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