What are some phrases I could say during sex so the girl doesnt suspect me of being a virgin?

what are some phrases I could say during sex so the girl doesnt suspect me of being a virgin?

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Oh yes, let your pussy suck me in like Arp 220. would do

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"oh baby this is probably the 30th best woman's vagina I've ever totally had sex in"

Shell think you're a stud

This feels better than my dad!

Do I just leave the money on the nightstand?

Don't say anything and just confidently lick and finger her asshole. Only virgins are afraid of butt stuff.

Just occasionally reference past experiences and you're all set
Oh wait

This is even better when it's consensual

I'm never going to back to gerbils again!

Don't make up previous partners it makes it awkward and seem like you're trying to brag/make her jealous and could be tricky to explain further down the line. During sex you don't need to say much, just tell her it feels good and say "fuck" occasionally

Then again feel free to ignore my advice I've never had sex

I'm having a wonderful time. I'm gonna blog about this after on my blog www.allthetonsofdifferentwomenivefucked.blogspot.com

Take my 3-inch dick! All of it!

"Ooof this thing looks weird"

"Where is the hole?"

"How do i get my pee pee in there?"

Alright, kid. You're lucky I'm here..
>Yeah, BITCH
>POP THAT PUSSY
>POP IT
>POP IT RIGHT NOW
>I LIKE THAT
>OOOOOOO
>DO THE SPLITS
>YOU CAN'T DO THE SPLITS?
>GAME OVER
>GAME OVAAA
No, you really gotta say game ova when you put it in. Like GAME OVVVAAAAAA really loud.
It will take some time to build up your confidence to my levels but good luck.

If you're having sex you aren't a virgin at that point retard

Just don't fuck like a virgin. That easy. If you've done it before, it'll show.
Also if you claim to not be a virgin and then you fuck like one people will just assume you're bad at sex.

>i can feel your cervix!
>my hips are moving on their own!
>i'm going to flood your womb!
Trust me senpai.

Sorry, kid, unless you've actually penetrated a cervix you know these loose pussy princess little girls aren't shit so tell them to do a fuckin' flip.
Gtg do man shit I forgot how pathetic this board is.

Isn't this fun?
Isn't this what life's all about?
Isn't this a dream come true?
Isn't this a nightmare too?

just be honest
it's not gonna be very fun if you have to worry about not letting your inexperience show all the time
(she probably already knows you haven't gotten a lot of pussy)

>is this real?
>feels better than my hand!
>wow, just like the mangas
*high five yourself*