Day 7 nofap

>day 7 nofap
getting dangerously close to a relapse lads

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just wait until u bust a nut sleeping, it'll make it easier.

Brother, I think I found a way to avoid fapping indefinitely.
The trick is simplicity itself.

Any time I want to fap, I simply have sex with my girlfriend.
And the craziest thing: she LOVES the attention and thinks I'm doing it for her!

Can you believe it?!

get
the
fuck
off
of
Jow Forums

you stupid 2d fapping weebadoo.
seriously, fuck off - you are not wanted

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obvious virgin, larping having sex again

I would love to have sex with my gf as often as I want to masturbate, but no woman is down for that....

>I would love to have sex with my gf as often as I want to masturbate, but no woman is down for that....

Man, that sounds pretty serious. You probably shouldn't masturbate that often. Maybe try to start by seeing how long you can go without playing with yoursefl.

but
im unemployed
and we have a huge container of sex toys
and shes gone all day
and....


fuck i'm horny right now

>unemployed
>has gf
>huge container of sex toys

Ooooh, haha, I get it! You're her pimp!

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lololololol
no
i'm somehow a 'trophy husband' despite being out of shape, balding, poor, drunk most of the time...

how did I get here?

>make it to day 14
>have a weird ass wet dream about fucking a relative or trap
>feel disgusted immediately
every fucking time

Are you dreaming about your relative becoming a trap that you fuck?

you have problems

>trying to improve your test by doing nofap
>not hitting the gym, taking zinc supplements and eating healthily
>not injecting test into your butt

Take it from me, I'm a med student.

Disclaimer : I don't condone the use, possession or sale of illegal substances.

What's the point of nofap? I'm not addicted to porn or masturbating, I just so it out of habit and because I'm bored and have nothing better to do. Why should I stop masturbating and instead just be bored and do nothing?

Im on day 5
had a raging hard cock last night and this morning. almost broke.
Instead I took a 30 minute walk. did some pushups/planking, had a good breakfast and have had no urge to fap all day.
I even got some writing done(worked on some meal plans for an hour)
its time to start getting productive OP
you know how often I do ANY of the above? NEVER. I would just fap/sleep/eat all day.
You need to start redirecting that energy into more productive outputs.
Im currently getting my laundry done and I'll get some light reading done before bed.
Im rooting for you OP
stay strong

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same here. I see no point in doing it at all if ur not addicted. hell, i tried it for two months straight and noticed zero benefits they claim you get

Nofap is a meme you idiots

YOURE AN IDIOT YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT YOU FUCKING JELLIES SPREADING YOUR "NOFAP IS JUST A MEME DURHURRR" FUCKING BULLSHIT LIE JUST BECCAUSE YOU CANT LET GO OF YOUR DICK FOR AN HOUR DDOESNT MEAN WE SHOULD ALL FOLLOW YOUR DEGENERATE MONKEY HABITS SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO BETTER OURSELVES INSTEAD OF FAPPING TO TRAP/BLACKED/FAGGOT PORN YOU DOSS CUNT!

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binged on porn again last night

I'm now convinced that porn is genuinely worse than alcohol or weed

the internet in general user. but yes porn especially.

don't do it bro
nofap makes you strong

Fap or not, it doesn't make a difference (unless you compulsively need to do it 30 times a day). In small doses, it's perfectly fine and healthy.

There is literally no point to no fap unless you are so addicted to jerking off that you cant get anything else done in your life.

im on day 26. my record is 10 months.