Poorly describe a video game for other anons to guess

>youre an autist so a girl in all pink helps you cure your autism

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not anywhere close

Or house of the dead ninjas?

>DUDE SPAM PARRY LMAO

>apples
>big ass swords
>clones
>Le dark side
>MOMMY OMG NOOOO
>fire
>shitty poetry
>autistic villain
>overkill death

>be a bodyguard
>fuck up bad
>your boss gets changed
>new boss doesn't like you
>jail
>you can still fix it all
>make your way doesn't matter if you fuck up more on your way or not
>you still good anyway

Like hell you're gonna guess fags

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no. let me give you a hint.
>you go down a well

This one should be easy for you guys

Good job, user.
I love that game and I hope you like it too!
Personaly, I love the soundtrack of that game.
My favourite track is This Parrot Is No More

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your last one was mario so i'm gonna guess mario

Now that I read it again I can see where youre coming from. But no

>find food
>craft things
>everyones name starts with W

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think hard on this one fags

>Have to escape a murderer sent by giant spider Satan
>Your best tools to do so are running in circles, jumping through windows, and dropping wood on their heads

...
Downwell

That's easy, Don't Starve
the last > gives it away

Dishonored, fucking simple

Ok but the first 2 were too vague

>dragons
>qt songstress
>gems are poop
>qt abducted
>robit battle
>apocalypse song interrupted

>border
>glory

>Be you
>War is going on against two sides
>Are one hero
>Decide to sit down and play cards

brownie point goes to you

>alien bacteria
>zombie creatures
>upgrades
>oh shit that me
>nightmare fuel
>Gtfo here
>KABLOOEY

witcher 3
unless it's a dragon age game

>world blows up
>gamer decides to literally "make" a friend
>get drunk with friend, pass out
>world blows up
>friend betrays you
>world blows up
>something about a fingernail

half life 2
i'll also submit half life 1

Dark sector?

>Be sport guy
>Go to championship
>Be matched against niggers 2 to 3 times your weight and height
>Win many titles anyway
>Get your bike stolen by nigger constantly

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That works, but here's another hint
>blue suit
>ball

Too easy user, specially with the last text

>wrong place wrong time
>but ok shit happens
>by the time you start slightly realizing the shit that goes on you get a gf
>shes always helping you out but is kinda dumb
>people are bossing you around but you gotta do what you gotta do
>by the time it all ends you gotta kill your good friend or some your other friends will hate you

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punch out is probably it

Super Metroid

Life Is Strange I'm guessing?

naa try again tripbro

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is this infamous 2 evil side?

no user tehee

but i'm sure everybody knows this game

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>samus but with a penis and cool hair
>giant russian robot waifus
>you're the antagonist

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ok heres a hint
you literally didn't have a chance not to know about this game

If you mean life then it doesn't make sense

no it's a game that normies won't have to google unlike life....

i wouldnt usually say this but really nigga. all you had to do was look one post above you

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this is making my head hurt, is it an actual game user? And why do normies have to Google life?

Okay anons jebus christ it's skyrim main quest

>wrong place wrong time
fucking cart and execution in helgen

>by the time you start slightly realizing the shit that goes on you get a gf
Lydia

>people are bossing you around but you gotta do what you gotta do
Greybeards/Blades

>by the time it all ends you gotta kill your good friend or some your other friends will hate you
Paarthurnax dilemma

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I literally never would've gotten this lmao

i tried uwu

Lydia was never your girlfriend, numbnuts

Although you can marry her Lydia isn't your gf

well shes universally thought of as gf by players and is a primary wife choice

but yeah

The original doom/2016 reboot, but idk of circlestrafing was a thing in the new one.

>you're a bearded karateman
>your qt 3.14 adopted daughter gets kidnapped
>your friends all die in the end and you turn into a monsterkarateman

>A soldier in a high-tech suit of armor goes on a killing spree in a place far from Earth
>there are many non-human entities involved
>you fuck one of them

Mass Effect, EZ

>The embodiment of anger, a god, and that god's patriotic loli invade an extraterrestrial civilization
>said civilization invades your home while fleeing
>you're tasked with getting to the bottom of this using magical dodgeball

LISA
do you really have high tech armor in mass effect

mass defect duuhhh

Doom, doom wads are cannon so hdoom counts

>comfy gardener
>brainless fiends eat your greens

>complete quest
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Undertale maybe?

>You come back from killing cunts
>Cunts killed your pet rabbit
>You go on to kill more cunts

Plants vs. Zombies?

>literally everything is unpredictable lmao just do anything you want
>just don't cry afterwards pussy ass bitch
>also you're not a human

Yeahh, I couldn't think of anything that was vague, but not so vague that people couldn't tell it apart from Doom or Halo

i dont think this is it but it fits really well
surgeon simulator

huniepop babbbyyyyy!

>mfw tiffany will never put out .a cigarette on and stomp me

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>search for armored room full of guns
>people say ass a lot
>also robot that isnt annoying that everyone calls annoying

I've got it!

>you and a team of well distinguished and unique characters try to stop an enemy team whose goal it is to escort a slow-moving cart down a track to the finish line

doom. ezpz

Borderlands
Team Fortress 2

Borderlands. Origami

>ah shit my wife
>TVs
>dude staples lmao
>also space pigs
>also ghosts
>also rock bands
>also dinosaurs

>be mailman
>help a robot own a dam

I like this one, Fallout: New Vegas

>take pictures in a dead mall
>also kill stuff with dual chainsaws

>completely ignore the main questline
>get very confused when you hear Tigger as a disgruntled old man sometimes

every bethesda game?

I'm gonna say Oblivion.

okay this ones kinda obscure
>famous sports man makes a sport team
>only 8 will make it in
>spin on some mailboxes and clean up some neighborhoods to up your rank
>make it to rank 8
>win

I'm gonna go very obscure for this one

>your best friend is a dog man
>you stop the ancient evil by taking a very long nap

halo 3?
i mean the arbiter kinda looks like a dog

Breath of Fire, forget which one.

Close enough! It was 2

>go on a tour that has a sole purpose of breaking shit and making people mad
>also some kid in a mobility scooter is there too

>Hit shit with an ice pick
>wolves are niggers
>only some of the cool characters survive
and
>steal organs
>everything is super easy or super hard
>good, better with mods

dunno first one, but second one is rimworld for sure

>make games
>lose because you pirated it

>be married
>have a son
>kill robots
>everything is a walking ballistic shield
>spicy air

>collect gay hentai and beat the shit out of mexicans

>spears are the new hunting rifles
>over 4 different axes to choose from
>boat

>diferent types of 9mm do different damage
>shotguns can be better than snipers
>you're either really bad or depressingly good
>domestic terrorism

>you go around smashing stuff with a hammer until you get shot

>suck a lot, kill god, made a lot of friends aling the way

k I'm out

>enter big house
>vacuum up spooks
>save your autistic brother
>make some cash money along the way

> Be 2 guys living in a shitty village
> Decide to go on shitty island
> Actually 1 guy and a rat
> Travel the world to collect stones
> Get epic boss fight and trash ending

Wayyyyy too easy. Luigi's Mansion. Gotta be vaguer.

well okay i'll try
>break L.A. landmarks
>use parts to create what is essentially a theme park
>the police never stop you

Paper mario, thousand year door lmao next