>have an 5"x5" dick
>sex with gf is okayish
>50% of the time I can't make her cum, and when I can I have to fuck her like a jackhammer, in various positions, with good foreplay, and it takes at least 30 minutes, hard work with lots of experience
>acquire cuck fetish
>get a guy from tinder with an actually huge dick (8."5x6.5" I measured it) to fuck my gf
>he makes her cum in less than 2 fucking minutes (2 minutes straight fucking after she's been fully stretched)
>cums harder than she ever did with my during our 3 years
>she actually squirts, never seen this before with her
>she says the difference is so huge she basically can't feel me anymore
small dicks are a fucking meme
anyone who tells you that big dicks aren't actually that good is LYING
now I'll probably have to start wearing a chastity cage
(pic is just random dude)
Have an 5"x5" dick
That's a cool story user, I'll make sure to take note of that for my personal records.
>Let me tell you how my world view, which heavily feeds into my fetish, is how the world really is.
Now this is epic.
beep boop nice
so there is no hope for us dicklets
Thank god I have a 9 inch cock.
>small dicks are a fucking meme
Gayfag here! Can confirm!
Anything less than eight inches is a joke and could never satisfy anyone. If you're less than eight inches you may as well just kill yourself now.
At that point, it's basically a 3rd arm.
>I measured it
I respect your attention to detail
Does anyone else feel some sort of submissive respect towards men when you find out they're got a massive cock?
Wtf is wrong with me?
Have fun with being cucked. Absolute retard.
The average dick is 5.5x4 so you're actually about average.
Let that sink in.
Mfw fembot with a small dick fetish and femdom
The average dick is 5-6 inches, also the average man isn't fuckable according to females and only 20% of top tier men are doing all the fucking. And studies show that well endowed men tend to have more sexual partners than smaller men/average men.
I do 100% even to the point that I start thinking about what it would be like to team up with his girlfriend to get him off. I also look at his girlfriend in a different light too, kinda like she's been brought into the inner circle and I'm on the outside looking in.
dont worry fren. mine is extremely small and i have intimacy problems so femdom would probably be the only possible way
that's just all conicidence isn't though... isn't it?
>have bretty good dick at 7-5
>gf usually has no problem cumming multiple times, but that also happens with my fingers so its not really a dick thing
>keeps telling me how big my dick is
>i know its up there but if anything is lower porn tier, there are some monsters out there
>be into SPH
>known shed lose all respect for me if she knew
nobody is ever happy
No because I'm probably better in most other ways
OP you are such a faggot
I have a cock that is the same thickness and 1" longer than you.
I also have an inhumanly sized dildo that I've fucked my gf with.
I can still make her cum with my cock after that.
you're just bad at fucking and you can't admit it so you blame it on your dick size.
>lower porn tier
If your dick is seriously 7 inches than it's not lower porn tier. That's basically around average porn tier. Porn dicks are surprisingly small when you actually think about it. It's mostly just perspective and angles.
youre probably right
i mostly watch porn with no dicks involved, so the few hueg thumbnails i see may be altering my perspective
>well endowed men tend to have more sexual partners
if only my 7.6" dick could get me laid...
oh wait it has, with a fucking landwhale
I've fucked 15 girls with my 6x5" cock
only one of them was a landwhale
(but damn could she fucking suck cock)
is 8 inches the new 6 inches?
pls respond
landwhales suck cock good because they have to balance the lack of looks
no, it's because they are cock starving, they suck and fuck like it's their last time, because, that's right, lack of looks. Fatties are a fetish, nothing else.
In a way yea- other apes have small dicks, so at some point 6 inches was big and heavily preferred. But we're talking a very long time ago, like several thousand years. I'm not sure if that's what you were asking. Sadly it's only gonna go up, girls do be like that and now that they have so much choices it's gonna go up even faster. Not a major problem, but what i mean is anything non-big is becoming undesireable. Of course there's also dick enlargement surgeries, but who knows how long it'll take to be actually a good option. Overall, sucks to not be big in this day and age, where the average is at its worst value, right before we might actually get a solution.
>be 5 inches
>had multiple girls tell me i go too deep
penis size is a meme
based 5 inch Chad
it's all about how you fuck'em.
t. 8.5 inch lad who finds sex boring therefore girls hate fucking with me because I cum either too fast or they hate my lack of movement
Somewhat, not too revealing though.
>be a dicklet teenage who is growing into SPH ( didn't even know it was a fetish, I just instinctively fapped to it ever since I measured and found out I was tiny)
>see classmate's dick as he whips it out for a piss in the bathroom
>mfw his floppy dick was a lot longer than my hard, and a bit thicker too
Felt humbled as fuck.
Average length is 5.5 yea, girth is at least 4.5 though. And even then it sounds like it's lowered, it should be something like 6 by 4.8 in reality
>>mfw his floppy dick was a lot longer than my hard, and a bit thicker too
this is just so fucking unfair
why is this allowed
t. every single flaccid dick I've seen irl was MUCH bigger than my hard dick
I know this is larp but I'm thinking of making a tinder profile with my big dick to find cucks and stuff. You guys think cucks use tinder for that? FetLife is a hit or miss mostly fat older couples
Is there a name for this? I really want to find more videos like it
Unlike small dicks, absolutely no one would turn down a big one.
All that "size doesn't matter" bullshit is a fucking meme.
You and I, we're cursed, user. Cursed.
>penis extension
those exist but that's just a strap-on, you can literally see the dudes dick...
Yeah I want to see videos specifically where the guys dick is just hanging out like that while he is using a bigger strap-on to fuck with. Maybe it's too specific to look for.
I'll never going to satisfy a woman with my tiny 4.7 inch "penis".
That's called depression.
oregano
>not posting the obviously shopped one
weak
>11/7 monster dick
>"enjoyable"
Also 7x5 here. You decide if this is any kind of porn star tier. I don't feel like it is for what it's worth.
With a couple of camera tricks and a smol girl, it can be.
hello dickbro
the thing in porn is that the dick has to be comically large in order to stand out, its an artistic take more than anything, its the same principle behind Street Fighter's weird anatomy (hueg hands and legs), it forces you to focus on what the director wants you to focus
i do believe we have a dick that can work in porn, just not in big dick porn
not even gay but that's an amazing looking penis
whats the fucking point of even trying. Youll never be sure if you satisfy her because women LIE
Fake and gay fetish posting.
But for real though, there are three things you need to know about making a woman orgasm.
>1: Her clit is located above her vaginal opening and urethra, at the top of her slit. Figure out how she likes this rubbed and she will cum hard.
>2: Run your tongue along the roof of your mouth. Feel those ridges? Next time you finger a girl, run your fingertip against the "roof" of her vagina, and you will feel similar ridges. That's her g-spot. It's located in about the same place for every woman, it's not a myth or some magical thing only some guys can find. Fingering her in a "come hither" motion will make her cum hither in a couple of minutes.
>3: Caring about what women want or think is gay and you shouldn't do it. If you like making a girl cum, then use points 1 and 2 above to your advantage. If she's having half a dozen orgasms to every one of yours, then she's not going to give a fuck how big your cock is.
When I took swimming classes for a year, I always hid my dick in the locker room with ninja moves using the towel, one boy who had a swinging floppy one asked if I was ashamed to be naked but didn't make a huge deal out of it. No way I'm exposing my little button like that. Still ended up being called out by a girl at the pool because of my tiny bulge.