/britfeel/

night of the long thread, edition

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why dont my scottish friend take responsability and marry me ? after all he made me gay and now he left me alone in my country i could be killed for having feeling wtf

you need to save me plump .... plump plum please i can cry in vocaroo if you want tell me ill do it ! no joke

i love him but he doesnt care i show him attention ALL THE TIME BUT DOESNT CARE HE HATE ME ? DOES MY BF HATE ME ? .... should i look for another friend ? dont you want to watch love live or aikatsu firneds with me

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I wanna kiIl myself

At this point who doesn't?

I wish that were me though

>should i look for another friend ?

I'll be your loving boyfriend.

Don't want to go to work tomorrow. It's really clown world right now.

>At this point who doesn't?
Me. I'm and no longer want to kill myself. I did for years but now I'm just totally empty.

Going to play Rise of the Tomb Raider, is 49 fps bad?

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im sure you could pump out 60 by turning stuff down

Not liking the touchpad on my new laptop. Definately going to make my hand pain worse. Also wondering if I should stick a movie on

Fucking hell lads, bit of a depressing start.

been rocking out with a pint o bru in hand?
i don't like the catto near the pc. he keeps trying to sit on my mouse mat

Just pure want to play Minecraft with the lads again man.

>Inbhir-nis

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I hate effeminate gays, regular non obvious gays are fine though

anything above 30 is good imo

realms? is it still going?

For me, it's Lawrence of Arabia

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I don't really hate anyone except like proper nonces, hitler and people like that

Just back from pictures. Hobbs and shaw was comfy light entertainment

>wowclassic
a tenner a month to play some shit game? are they having a giraffe?

The lad who was running it had some PC issues, not sure if he's topped it up again.

rip off isn't it. its old as fuck too. I reckon it should be way cheaper

OH yea got a wee nightcap right now. I'd rather they didn't crawl about my PC too but I feel guilty since I spend most of my free time sitting there

i'll be going to see once upon a time in Hollywood in a few days cant wait

there was no one in your life who ever fucked you over?

>3 frame gif
literally whats even the point

bog? hope everything's ok for him
shame there's no free servers eh. realms was good though cause could it have been cross platform?, and good with the bedrock edition. bloody pillagers
you playing solo then, or on something else?

What niche porn cravings you having lads?
For me suddenly want to shag a lass with big tits with a large baggy hoodie on her but tight enough for a tit outline.

genuinely surprised this was unique

and no, this is not a call to start spamming the robot to find single word uniques, that fucked us earlier on.

Not him. There are one or two people who fucked me over but I certainly don't hate them now, years later. I let go of that shit after a year or so and feel a fuck load better for it.

>now I'm just totally empty.
hello, friend.
it gets better.

yeah but they can still sit near you. or have you set your pc up away from the tv and lounging area?
i have mine near the radiator for winter time comfies

Think Im gonna go tomorrow use me meerkat movie code again

Swimsuits and leotards, shiny Lycra has me all hot and/or bothered this week. Papers are full of well-known lasses I don't know wearing almost nothing on beaches. Blessing and a curse.

Just giving my willy a few testing strokes seeing if I'm up for a wank

eyeliner, certain accents, pale skin and either red of jet black hair

Poley do you work at vodafone

it's average fps been having a wee tinker then using the benchmark thingy. When it gets below 9 fps does it look really jarring or is it so short you don't notice?

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I honestly hope not. I spent years wishing I could just not feel anything and now it's here I don't really want to go back. I'd rather be the way I am now than start feeling anything again, neither positive or negative.

> When it gets below 9 fps does it look really jarring or is it so short you don't notice?
i dont fuckin know lad i dont know how long it drops to 9 for, your the one watching not me lmao

>tfw been having regular sex with my childhood crush for the past few months

virgin faggots btfo

how was it lad? up for a wet run this time?

It wasn't unique, he used capital Is in place of ls

It's better to have a lower, consistent frame rate than it is to have one that jumps around between high and low.

>>tfw been having regular sex with my childhood crush for the past few months

is she fit? does she have smashing knockers?

A woman fucked me over once, it was partially my own fault and it was a good learning curve. cba keeping grudges, especially not years later

yes, I do
what of it

you're on britfeel pal, have some fucking perspective

I was going to draw a diagram but I cba getting out of bed but my desk is right next to the couch so technically they could sit on there but I usually end up with one on my lap or sprawled across the tower and one perched on top of the chair. I'm going to have to open my tower and clean a load of cat fluff out of it soon. Kind of annoying, but they're good company and cosy animals

And then you woke up and everyone clapped.

oh, good spot - well done lad

>crush
Another invading septic?

fully clothed emo girls

eh, she's put on a bit of weight in the years I didn't see her, but her knockers have gotten pretty nice, a solid 6 or 7

she's a major alcoholic though so yeah

yes and as such is breaking a rule so will be enjoying his time off

>bragging about shagging a fat alcoholic
State

What kind of accents? Love me a south American Spanish accent

I have a few grudges against school bullying and a few girls/guys who have ghosted me in recent years. The extent to which it has affected my personality and outlook on the world im not sure of, probably fucked me up a bit.

>sprawled across the tower
*faints*
i'm going to take mine up to my mums and see if i can clean my fans.
never done it before though. am too plebian so never done anything inside the pc.
need to see if it'd be possible for me to mess up trying to add a new graphics card. that'll be poo inducing i bet

not him but
>how long it drops to 9 for,
frames
per
second

are you retarded?
it could be consistently at 9 for a few seconds or it could just drop for half a second

I have an excellent memory so hold grudges extremely well.

quite a few desu, normally eastern euro or scandinavian countries but i dont mind a nice scottish or irish accent

hmm makes sense just going to play the game and see how it is they inbuilt fps anyways, have you played this game?

I know, I know
Just go for it mate, watch a few videos online before you do it. Learn what each part of the PC does and looks like and you should be fine; there's actually not that many bits inside the tower

Not the same user but I know a pretty qt Afro-Carib girl who speaks Properly RP English whilst retaining the pretty cute Panamanian fast Spanish.

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Oh look it's well loved child groomer and all around paedophile David Bowie.
Funny how releasing a couple of good records allows you to rape girls after your gigs eh?

Not the type to defend nonces but didn't he only go as low as 14 in Berlin? You know where the age of consent is 14?

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You are literally defending a man who preyed on young girls.

Moving to Cambridgeshire from Fl soon, what am I in for

Hope you find your accented goth gf lad

>Funny how releasing a couple of good records allows you to rape girls after your gigs eh?
that's how it works yeah

So just another day on britfeel then?
Also for the record you're not posting from the Republic are you?
Your posting style seems familiar.

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>MFW the majority of big tiddy goth gfs are no longer with us

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How come? Did they die of exposure to autists on Jow Forums?

South Welsh accent for me lads. Like Eve Myles

Anyhow. DAILY REMINDER! PRINCE ANDREW IS A NONCE

>turkey breast and cheese toasties
too weird?

>I have a few grudges against school bullying and a few girls/guys who have ghosted me in recent years.
Really? I'm quite sure that all of my bullies have grown up now and probably entirely different people, so i don't care. At one point a mate of mine spoke with an old bully and he proper apologized
>a few girls/guys who have ghosted me in recent years
happens to everyone that mate, it is shit though

Nah yanks eat turkey with cheese all the time

This night has opened my eyes and I will never sleep again

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I'll try it. Will be a while off yet any way till i get the funds so have plenty of time.
Need to clean my laptop fans i think as it heats up like fuck, but watched a video the other night and it looks way too tricky.
Have another laptop but it's not got wifi on it. It did have but i decided to uninstall w10 and put ubuntu on it, and now there's no wifi, kek.
All fun in my world desu
You listened to anymore of gerry cinnamon?

Nah. I say go for it user

FL? What Florida?

depends what kinda cheese

Never been there user sorry.
Could be nice. You moving to a city or out in the countryside?

I guess I have a long way to go yet. The wounds of adolescence take years to heal.

Just ate a whole family sized morrisons lasagna to myself. It was on Whoops!! price for 50p, couldn't resist.

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Nighty night lads. I need my beauty sleep. xxxx

you there moni? will you seriously pay for my train to london and theatre tickets? ill come if so, has to be before the end of the month before im back to work.

you're booty full to us user.
nighty night

Christ in a van. You're gonna be crapping out 1.5kg tomorrow mate. Good luck! Bet it was banging tho eh? Bargain

I'm trapped in a job I hate in a city I hate for 1 whole year
Should I just kill myself?

F for yer toilet in the morning

Why do people in this thread brag about eating the cheapest premade factory food they can find?

not if you've a day you'll leave.
how long have you been there?

Nah mate a year ain't much. Stay at home, don't do fuck all and save it so you don't get in the same situation again. Man up and learn from it breadbin.

Ask him on Kik because he replies to that a lot quicker, and he will send you a photo of his lil' willy if you're nice enough.

Good enough reason not to eat it tbqhwy

It's more entertaining than bragging about eating a portion and calorie controlled meal at a sensible hour? Yeah I'd like to upgrade my PC a fair bit for Cyberpunk 2077 but also have nae money so won't be anytime soon. Nit listened to any music today, just been lying in bed feeling sorry for myself lol