You have 10 seconds to tell me your weirdest genuine belief

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Toothpaste commercials always show a close-up of toothpaste being slathered all over a toothbrush. Like, a really big amount covering the entire brush.

In reality, you don't actually need that much toothpaste. It's unnecessary.

The reason they show such a big amount being squeezed out is to subconciously make the consumer do the same thing, which means they'll run out of toothpaste at a faster rate, and then need to buy MORE toothpaste.

And what brand will they get? Most likely the same one they got before, because once people find something they like, they tend to stick with it.

It's the greatest swindle in human history.

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Shit user. You're into something. Also I use kids bubblegum cause mint fucks me up. Also it had less Fluoride

Tell me about the Secret Homeland under Greenland. The Tuatha De Danann entered the underground through caves in the fjords..

Me and my twin brother often trip-sit for each other, if one of us starts tripping too hard or needs to articulate something we can 'draw' on the others sobriety and become clear headed. This results in the sober one taking on some of the effects of the drug.
Works extremely well with salvia, it's happened a few times on lsd/ weed and rarely with alcohol

they also add irritant to toothpaste because it acts as a trigger for us to think that it's working. Pepsodent realized that consumers craved the irritant because it acted as the final reward in the habit of brushing teeth. The cue is the dirty layer of "film" on your teeth, the action is the brushing, and the reward is the cool tingly sensation that indicates the toothpaste "works". Same shit with febreeze, it actually doesn't need to "smell nice" since its function is to eliminate odours and not conceal them, but people used up febreeze faster (and bought more) as a "reward" at the end of a clean up when they made it smell nice

How do you know you mom fucked a wiccan while she was pregnant the fuck

They still keep in touch sometimes. One time we talked and she told me she used to have sex with my mom. Then she straight up told me she cast a spell on me before I was born and said it was working and wouldn't tell me what it was. She didn't explicitly tell me they had sex when my mom was pregnant but just based on the time frame it seems logical. I asked my mom if they ever fucked and she said yeah and got mad that she told me.

The government holds control on the populace through memes. Distracting them, 3 mass shootings in a day to distract from the fact that the 1% are universally pedophiles and we have hard proof.

Didn't work this go around. When news got out that Epstein was "suicide" killed, the whole internet turned into fucking Alex Jones.

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I believe a lot of /x/ level conspiracy theories, like I'm convinced myself and most people are being gangstalked, usually not by people but by rouge or govt AI.

That all people exist but not at the same time, there's one designated observer within a simulation. Everyone operates on predefined algorithms. Death means the observer shifts through all possible modes of consciousness until the simulation runs its course. Free will is essentially impossible and consciousness is just spectating.

When I look at clouds I see animals and sometimes human faces and bodies. Sometimes they will be mutilated, most of the time they are normal. This made me think these are the souls of the recently deceased going to a higher plane. It makes me so sad, and sometimes I just stare at the sky and cry. It motivates me to make a good life out of myself though.

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I believe in the power of humanity to ban together and make things better, and that love is powerful

I know. I'm fucking insane.

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now that has got to be the weirdest belief in the thread

You're a chuuni protagonist

Aliens are real, there are lots of them, they've come to earth many many times. Some of the abductions you hear about are true stories. Problem is that they're so advanced that they view us as nothing more than cattle or even insects. They wouldn't bother trying to communicate with us anymore than we'd try to communicate with ants. Roswell on the other hand was not a real alien crash and Area 51 is nothing more than an Air Force test site, the government is powerless to prove they exist and doesn't have any of their technology, they'd probably love to shoot one down but the closest we've come to shooting one down is a few F-18s that have gotten infrared locks on a few UFOs.

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That's not weird, it's what Good Vibrations is about. Literally a normie opinion over 50 years ago.
youtube.com/watch?v=Fri95wVgOWk

I've legitimately read a mind once

i have your exact same feeling

you know what this means

Penny for your story?

I believe something almost similar, but a bit more abstract. I'm not the body, or the mind, but the latent ability to perceive stuff. This isn't just an intuition, I feel like my body is slowly losing its sense of belonging to me, and my thoughts are lessening. I've had the experience of not having a body or mind through meditation, and I feel like I'm simultaneously everything and nothing.

And honestly, even if my ideas about reality are wrong, at least I discovered a way to feel happy without relying on materialism or hedonism.

i sincerely believe we are the puppets of fate, and we can't *truly* control anything, not even our thoughts or emotions - we experience them as we experience everything but can't control them, every action in any point in time has been set in place at the start of the universe - just like the number you would get throwing a dice is set the moment the dice leaves your hand

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seconded, please tell

WW3 is coming most likely
youtu.be/jdRCNM2k42o

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>You have 10 seconds to tell me your weirdest genuine belief
The entire world around me is created by me. I am the god of this universe. Nothing in life really happens unless I interact with it. Nothing exists until I can see it. Similar to how a video game renders when a player looks in a certain direction or interacts with an object.

>Be me
>26
>Master of my own universe
>Virgin

Please shoot me.

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Donald Trump is unironically a puppet of the pedophile cabal. The delusions that QAnon protozoa and Jow Forumsfags have of him being a savior is how they cope with the fact that they are powerless and the status quo will remain for as long as we live with the ruling class eternally subjugating everyone else.

Also all animals go to heaven

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Only a select few people are real people. Everyone is real of course, but only a select few have enough self-awareness and care enough for others to actually be considered more than just another cog in the machine.

I think western white people are going to become a tiny minority compared to Asians and Africans and that minority will be mostly closed communities of amish/natsocs/etc., but also that this is the unintentional result of social and economic conditions rather than a conspiracy.

I also don't care very much because it's not like I was going to procreate anyway and because I'm not reliant on gibs.

Once genetic engineering is perfected almost everyone will just make their kids white because white people are generally seen as the most attractive and asians, blacks, and hispanics already get a lot of treatments for skin whitening and hair straightening and things like that. People who obsess about race are so fucking dumb.

Sometimes I believe I was very horrible in a past life and that I am cursed in this one. Or that Im just cursed in general

He said something weird not the truth of what is really happening to our people user

I believe all of these
This one especially. I used to refer to them as NPC's but then that became a meme so I started calling them soulless people but that sounds kinda cringy

I think that humans are going to be replaced by either uploaded copies of themselves or trained AIs, and the vast majority of living entities will be "clones" who've been ctrl-c ctrl-v'ed a billion times to work on shitty jobs that nobody else wants to do.

There might be a brief and glorious few years where genetic engineering has worked, but it'll eventually be replaced.

The weird part is not caring. Not "my people", don't give a fuck about it. China will hopefully give us reservations where we can sit around, tell stories about "the good old days" of dodging the Vietnam draft, hold art exhibitions of human anuses, and lobby for television representation for lepers.

My first love and I are mentally connected somehow. We were pretty on again off again, so when we weren't talking I could sense when I'd hear from her soon. We would dream of each other on the same nights, sometimes about the same things. Shit scared me.

>weirdest genuine belief

if anyone should have done National Socialism it should have been Israel

I hold the deluded belief that I will one day find someone who will love me.

"Chi" or "life energy" or whatever the fuck it is is real. I believe this for a dumb reason that involves acid.

I think everyone is making fun of me behind my back, especially strangers in the street or at the theater

Its sad to me that you dont care how do you feel no connection to your people? We are an extended family.

>witch
>trough
apparently the universe doesn't know how to spell either...

Jews control the world and the reason they want to eliminate the white menace is for the betterment of society. They know something we dont.

I feel a connection to Australians, particularly the ones from where I grew up, but on a global level there's nothing to really connect us. If you took 20 anglo orphans and gave them to Japanese families to raise, they'd be almost nothing like us, although they'd be different from the Japanese too.

It's weird in the opposite direction from most of the posts, but I believe that there cannot be a legitimate science of complex systems. That is to say, science has hit the wall in most areas, and all we can generally expect from scientists is a bunch of hype bullshit.

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Hackers make my bumhole itch to annoy me. They legitimately put time and effort into giving me a smelly finger. Do you know how much time that took? Fuck man I probably wouldve been scratching it anyway if you werent here you just spent a good amount of time out of your life to make me scratch my bumhole. I know youre mad too, the thing is though, Im going to be here scratching my asshole tomorrow, just in case you didnt have any plans.

Yeah I know a lot of people go through shit but literally everyday of my life something bad happens Almost all of my closest friends have passed away my family is broken my mother left when I was 3 father beat me everyday just because he had a hard day at work or just because he enjoyed it. My first ever gf died when I was 14 the guy who ran her over got a slap on the wrist. The love of my life used me for 6 years and left me in debt after I payed off her college degree the day after I asked her to marry me. Little things happen like if I get a cart at the store the wheel will always be broken or something will happen to make me late somewhere. All sorts of shit too much to mention here but every day feels like a struggle. Today some old lady crashed into my parked car and just took off. I think curses are 100% real

One of my friends died a few years back, a month or two after I out of nowhere had this feeling come up inside of me that the next five days of my life were going to be "trials" of some sort, the reward being I got to enjoy an easy life afterward. And it totally fucking happened, each day was something different save the last one which was basically a freebie. Different strange sensations in my body I had to fight, often as some sort of puzzle, an overwhelming and otherwise unexplainable feeling of not belonging I had to deal with and overcome, I forget the others, but it was insane, so if not outright belief in an afterlife I guess I at least believe in "dying wishes" although that's way more depressing. I know all of this sounds like just symptoms of like psychosis or something but it didn't feel like that at all. I was not a spiritual person before any of it either, I definitely have a skeptical mind but this just felt...different. Also all in all my life HAS been pretty easy these past few years in retrospect, so hey.

>All sorts of shit too much to mention here but every day feels like a struggle.
I relate to this too well. I regularly say to myself "Everything has to be a struggle, nothing can be easy can it?" or some variation at least three times a day.

I just want to know what I did in a past life that was so bad.

the disappearance of an ancient 10,000 year old global civilization that was extremely technologically advanced and was wiped out by the universally attested great flood caused by the melting of frozen European landmass. This global reset caused the ancient civilization's last survivors to maintain the knowledge of past times and spread it among the new fledgeling nations. It is universally attested that there were ancient visitors who brought the knowledge of architecture and agriculture to many civilisations worldwide.
Consider that the great pyramid and the sphinx show signs of water damage, from back when Egypt had a different climate.
Chicken itza and the aztec temples were not built by the locals, they merely inherited these ruins.
Also electric universe theory

I genuinely believe that humans and AI will merge at some point, also i believe that the artificial womb will be completed by 2050-70 and that by that time people can marry their AI waifu and the waifu will (using CRSPR or some other form of genetic engineering) will make its part of the genome, allowing human-AI couples to have kids, witch will be superior to other humans,

Atoms are sentient. They formed themselves in a way (us, and other animals) so that they could understand and manipulate the universe around them, we are sentient and we are atoms, doesn't it make sense? I also believe that time isn't a constant flowing thing, rather that that is just how we humans perceive the universe, everything just is and always will be, that is the same with the universe. This also ties in with my belief of past life experiences and future predicting dreams being the indestructible quantum information of another time a conscious has experienced your life another time.

I velieve that there are more dimensions to the universe, not just the 3 dimensions we can percieve, but up to 10 dimension, if you think about it a being from any of the higher dimensions (D5 and above) will be like god,

based on my symptoms and family history, I am either schizophrenic or bipolar. However I refuse to seek help, I'm am absolutely figuring this shit out on my own. But easily the strangest, most profound moment of my life was at my high school graduation. I had gone through a long period of depression and isolation and could barely even make myself keep my eyes open. So here I was sitting here, my family texting me thinking I was asleep. I hadnt even realized I was in such a state until then, but I decided to snap myself out of it, and when I did, I had the strangest sensation of my life. The world around me seemed to flicker in and out from white blankness to reality around me, and I felt like I was "ascending" or leaving reality. I thought for sure I was dying. So I calmed myself down and went back to my depressed state, almost as if that's my brains defense mechanism. Any time since this day that I do stimulating things, similar stuff begins to happen. I have a very sensitive brain and have had one since I was a kid.

Sometimes, I can conjure INSANE images in my head. Shapes and fractals and patterns I've never seen before in my life form themselves and make abstract pieces of art. I can do this almost any time I want but I try not to because it makes my thoughts scattered and scary. The weirdest thing about this is that I dont view art as even a micro-hobby, let alone abstract art.

I still dont know if this is perception of other planes and realities and all that or just the logic center of my brain fucking up, because it honestly feels a lot like both. And maybe it is.

Pic of your art or the shapes or fractals you are talking about?

hard to find a picture that could describe them. And Ive never even tried to make them. sometimes they're colorful, others black and white and the shapes usually spin and twirl or combine to make bigger shapes out of one another

This is the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. Read a god damned biology book.

I believe that for our own good we should build and empower artificial intelligence to rule over us and/or alter our genetics to make us less inclined to random violence and aggressive behaviour and more inclined to cooperation and building positive social networks.

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I believe I either have a tulpa or am telepathically connected to my soul mate. I also believe they are magically communicating to me through music.

i believe i have jewish ancestors from my mother's side (and i don't mean ancestors way too far in my bloodline) and that i was supposed to be raised jewish but they converted because they were afraid. also a lot of catholic churches here used to be synagogues
a lot of my relatives have very jewish looks and i wonder if i start digging up documents would i find out i do have jewish genes?
i don't want to take that dna test i don't want that kind of data about me being collected

I don't care for the opinions of kikes and satan worshippers

I believe that suffering, wars and chaos are a necessary part of perfection and that the world is perfect. If the world had no wars and chaos, it would only be "cute", not perfect.

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The norse gods are the true gods
Their influence was so large that many pantheons believed some of their gods to be norse gods under a different name.
The romans believed mars to be Tyr, and the gaelic pantheon had a large amount in common
>but user, if its true why arent the gods making it clear they're around, and why is the religion dead?
They arent making it clear because they cant in some way. Gods gain powet through the faith of their followers, the minimal amount of believers are a big aspect of it. The gods are also imperfect beings so they are not truly omniscient or omnipotent.
Why is the religion dead?
Christianity
At large, abrahamic religions.
The christians paid off kings and queens of scandinavia to allow the vatican to come in and proselytize. Hell the most known source of norse mythology was written by a christian. Snorri sturlusson literally changed norse history to be more christian, a good example is him saying when ymir was killed his blood created a flood, a clear copy of noahs ark. But any unbiased sources from further back say this wasnt the case at all, snorri is the only one to say this.
The christians, and all abrahamic religions, are about power. Jews, Christians, and Sand Jews are all about taking over and ruling. Isreal and the middle east show this, and people who want ethnostates are very likely to be christian since the vatican is pathetic. They're religions of subjugation and power. They dont want true gods to be worshipped because it shows their religion to be wrong.
The christians killed off worshippers of the norse gods as they were a threat to their grip on power, they knew they and their fake god didnt stand a chance against the faith for true gods, so they killed and erased, and took snippets of norse into their own like easter egg hunts and christmas celebrations, which were norse-germanic in origin, being Eostre and Yule.
They're afraid of true gods, they wiped their worshippers out, its how power hungry authoritarians work

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But that's horseshit user.

You're just mentally ill like all retarded faggot trannies user. There are no such thing as magic spells, transgenderism is a sexual deviance not a valid identity, and you fuck up your body and mind a little more every day that you indulge this retarded meme lifestyle.

Stop now and become the man that you were born to be.

I don't believe females exist.
I'm still not in the point where I don't believe other humans actually exist but I might get there one day.

And what difference does it make? This guy fucked children with at least two presidents as well as countless other obscenely rich and powerful people and everyone knows it and in 2 months everyone will forget about it just like the Panama papers, just like everything from wikileaks, just like occupy, just like anything that challenges the power of the global elites.

It's already been way more than 10 seconds so I am already dead and this is actually hell

lack of wars gave the west time to think, leading up to all this "progressive" bullshit.

penis measuring statistics are purposely shown that the average is smaller than the actual amount to keep people feeling better about themself.

right and wrong is arbitrary, however if you follow where the money flows to, or ask yourself, who gets paid for this decision, a lot of subjective issues become crystal clear.

control is everything, its built in us from day one. the power to subjugate something else doesnt have to be taught, yet we think that in the grand scheme of things we arent controlled.

every need in capitalism is provided for except purpose.

>penis measuring statistics are purposely shown that the average is smaller than the actual amount to keep people feeling better about themself.

I wonder about this but all things considered I think it's not true. Pretty much all studies measured by someone else come up with an average of ~5.5, self measured around 6. My ex gf said a guy she got with was pretty big because it could touch the back of her throat. Put an inanimate object in my mouth to see how big that is and its like 5 inches. I'm pretty sure 5.5 or thereabouts is average.

i know its probably not true, but the fact that I, a fucking nobody came up with the thought strongly implies the researchers may have had similar ideas.

its a question that every man asks themselves guaranteed, and something that is tied to our biological instinct. so you cant help but wonder that when the stats came out people thought to themselves, hey you know what, people dont need to know or feel bad about them, shift the average just a bit.

but yea maybe im just a schizo

The best form of government is small Catholic monarchies of no more than15-20 million people each with a strong aristocracy

I truly believe that Bigfoot is Real.

I don't think it's schizo (especially compared to some of the other stuff in this thread) but every researcher would've had to have the exact same thought and adjusted by approximately the same amount. It's a reasonable thought but I think you find it expressed more in all the cope analysis, 'only larger men will have the confidence to be measured', 'self reported is unreliable because everyone exaggerates', etc. These kind of points are also likely true to some extent, but people make a real big thing of pointing them out which I think relates back to what you are getting at.

There are no other planes of reality user, you are just experiencing hallucinations.

If you're extremely sleep deprived your brain can have some weird chemical fuckery going on, I've experienced audio hallucinations and visual glitches and flashes from sleep deprivation a number of times because I used to work long stretches of night shifts, up to 60-70 hours of work in a week with only 1-2 hours of sleep in between some days.

It shouldn't continue in your normal state though, that's probably just schizophrenia.

Me too. listened to the Astonishing Legends podcast series on the Patterson gimlin film and I believe it's genuine now

i'm the only based man ever and should be declared god-emperor of the multiverse

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I'm a transhumanist who looks in the mirror and sees nothing that can't be replaced with machinery. I go about my day seeing the same thing in other people.

that jews are indian gujaratis
idk if that matches here, but that's what i believe

I don't think it's possible for me to die from my perspective

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Genetically engineering catgirls for domestic ownership is possible but bioethics cucks will never let it happen even though it would make the world a much better place.
The chance I'm wrong about the last part is one of the few reasons I keep living.

I believe in African spirits called orisha. I believe in them because they exist in almost every culture on earth. The african spiritual systems that believe in orisha (a purer version of voodoo) is almost identical to Shinto.

I believe in a few, well supported conspiracies and I believe that uh. I guess that women are physically and in some regards, psychologically inferior to men and that races of humans are more distinguished than most dog breeds from one another.
Honestly I do not believe in much weird stuff but I do believe in a lot that most normies get mad at.

I believe that salmon has higher levels of mercury than most studies have previously shown because salmon is such a big business and they do not want sales to drop.
I mean look at pix related. Salmon eat other, medium sized fish. No way their mercury levels are on par with fucking oysters.

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Based adeptus mechanicus user

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The Chinese are using 5G to cut out my internet

If you connect all the places in Europe that Napoleon visited a curve will emerge that resembles the letter "N". It's true and always has been true but everybody dismisses it.

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