Monkey Paw

You have obtained the monkey paw! You are allowed 4 wishes, however the user bellow you will come up with a twist that ruins your wish. Wish away.
I wish for good health

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you get bunions

You will be in top health as a paraplegic.
I wish the user below me cannot ruin my wish.

I wish OP isn't banned

wish for bf

bf isn't gay

I wish for more money

Money is all stolen and you are found out by the police.

Clean water for all the world!

The water gives people aids.

I wish for superintelligence

you start every sentence when "i'm a genius, and..."

I wish for a sandwich

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The sandwich is made from stuff you don't like.

i wish for a big dicke

it goes in your bum.

i wish for moot to come back

>For Mexico
i bet it's made of progress and peace

I wish everyone else's wishes didn't come true

Your wish also doesn't come true

I wish for monster girls to rule the world!

Moot comes back

I wish to get off this ride

food

Google turned him into an SJW and all right-leaning posts are deleted.

That was meant for the Moot one

It's all raw garlic

I wish for peace on earth and good will to man

Granted. They are entirely feral.

I wish to be a cute anime girl!

you lack self awareness or sentience, as you're only a drawing

I wish for infinite Intelligence and eternal life.

You'll live long enough to lose all your limbs, teeth, eyesight, and hearing. Your intellect leaves you alienated from everyone to the point you want suicide

i wish for all frogposters to die

Dude, I can just make you a sandwich

I wish to be able to teleport

I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce, and mustard... and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself and I don't want any other weird surprises, You Got It?
he makes shit threads

They're uncontrollable.

The site dies as there are no posters left.

I wish Britain had accepted peace with Germany after the successful invasion of France