Are cats or dogs better for neet life?

first post best post but yeah

just cleaning their litter boxes is enough to get the parasite

This.
Also a dog can bring your fat ass outside for a walk everyday and make you talk with other dog owners which is healthy for you

let them shit on the outside

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Cats are comfy, they fuck off and do their own thing most of the time.
Dogs are annoyingly needy, always up in your shit begging for attention.
In that regard, dogs are the normies of pets.

i cross the street when i see other people. fuck normies

Cats if you wanna give love
Dogs if you wanna receive love

Dogs are only annoying if they have annoying owners :-)

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Cats are better pets. They are far more independent than dogs and will take care of themselves more or less as long as they have all their basic needs met (i.e. you've fed them, their litter box is relatively clean, and there's a scratching post and a few toys hidden around the house). Hell, they don't even need baths because they're constantly cleaning themselves. Cats are generally better pets for those who have no daily routine or structure, and don't like to go outside (you actually shouldn't let your cat outside, ever).
But dogs are better lovers. Dog cocks are amazing and they are absolutely willing to give you the knot if you offer any of your holes. The way they thrust into you so eagerly is hard for any human to compete with. If you let them knot, the intimacy you'll feel for the 20-30 minutes it takes for their boners to die down is tops. And dog pussies are way tighter, warmer, wetter and softer than human pussies. Surprisingly deep, too.

So if you want a lazy pet that's sort of like a chill roommate that sometimes cuddles with you but sometimes also wants to be left alone, you get a cat.
If you want a more high-maintenance pet that's happy to fuck, though, you get a dog. Preferably a golden retriever.

1 cat and 1 small-medium size(doesn't eat as much) is ideal for neet life

stick your cock in a tuna can and whack it off the counter a few times to call the kitties. their tongues feel super great on your cock. also my cats love it when i stick my finger in the anus

Get a scary dog and make normalfags cross the streetfor you instead

Depends on the animal, user.
I've had dogs that do their own thing and cats that ask for attention whenever I left my room.
Mostly though, the dogs I've come into contact were alot less deceptive. Cats act like they don't give a shit because they want you to go out of your way and pet them.
You might think animals are stupid, but their social intelligence is pretty good. And for instance Border Collies are pretty smart in other ways too. One of my friends even taught his to go left/right on a crossroad by command and to growl and rip apart the nearest toy whenever he whispered "gypsies". Great dog that one.

>sandpaper tongues
>messy tuna everywhere
>shitfinger
Yeah, no thanks. Cats work better as purely platonic pets. Leave the fucking to the dogs.

i usually sleep in the day and walk them at night. pretty beneficial since it avoids normalfags, its quiet and cool outside. just a better environment for dogs and I.

agreed.
Cats. I fucking HATE dogs. Not that I won't be kind to friendly ones around me, but the STENCH, the farts, the ugliness... Dog owners are repelling and revolting. Cat owners are kind of agreeable. At least a cat doesn't smell worse than a gutter.

However I want no pets so that I won't have to worry in case I kill myself.

>Dog owners are repelling and revolting.
wtf, dog owners are basically just normal rational people. cat owners usually smell like piss and are covered in fur

it only sucks when you get your cock sliced up from the opening but the tuna juice cleans out the cut and cats tongues have healing properties.

Walking your dog through the nearest park and scaling the hills with it is the best. I loved finding obscure paths through the forests as a teenager.
Cats are really boring compared to that.
>making you talk to other dog owners is a good thing
I'm all for dogs, user, but I absolutely hate talking to most of them.
It's always 60 year old women. I like watching my dog play with others, even though it's a pretty sad realization that my dog has a better social life than i do.

average dog smells better than greasy unshowered cum-ridden neet man

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>smell like piss
zero self-awareness confirmed for dog owners
I will agree however that they
>are covered in fur
That's one definite drawback
You seem like the authority on that, friend. Even though I presume you just THINK the smell is better because it's coming from your sexual partner. I bet you think its farts smell like flowers too. Disgusting.

>even though it's a pretty sad realization that my dog has a better social life than i do
>not learning from your dog and becoming more like him
come on

>zero self-awareness confirmed for dog owners
cat owners usually do smell like literal urine. dogs pee outside

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neets dont groom themselves

Well that took a derail I was not prepared for

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HAHAHAHAH, yeah, with their thick piss that makes the neighbourhood stink. Something tells me you're living in a trailer park. Also, you just let your dog out instead of walking it properly (perhaps on a leash)?

I've never met cat owners smelling of urine. But, I've been in places of dog owners and there was always a signature stench.

Neither does a dog. It just licks its asshole and balls, farts and makes sure an area becomes uninhabitable. Speaking of which, I once went to a rundown cafe with a "family" vibe, they had some dirty dog inside. I can guarantee you the "grooming" left a miasmic cloud and on top of that that shit farted and made half the place uninhabitable. But, hey, the owners loved it, so fuck them.

you're wrong to think that was derailing. Dog owners are perverts and love sucking shitty dog dick. Females probably enjoy having stinky-shitty dog tongues up their vaginas, but considering their lifestyles that must be the most sanitary thing they do down there.

Dog cock is unironically better than human cock. The way it balloons inside you and locks you together...

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>Also, you just let your dog out instead of walking it properly (perhaps on a leash)?
wtf, wrong again. rarely let the dog out without a leash.

>HAHAHAHAH, yeah, with their thick piss that makes the neighbourhood stink.
'dude all this dog piss is making the WHOLE TOWN smell omg' said literally no one ever
>Something tells me you're living in a trailer park.
wrong, i live in a city :^)
>Also, you just let your dog out instead of walking it properly (perhaps on a leash)?
see

>It just licks its asshole and balls
AND CATS DON'T?

I think you've got a problem with accepting that cats and dogs are actually quite similar and it's not like one is objectively better than the other. It's just that cats and dogs are better for certain personality types.

>toxo brainwashing nearing completion
Cats are not magical animals that never fart or pee or lick their privates, delusional toxofag.

>NEET
>Unable to care for yourself, why not add another life

having dogs actually gave me a reason to not sleep 16 hours a day. i care more for their life than my own

Adopting an animal without having your shit together is a wildly irresponsible move. In the majority of cases, it'll only take things from bad to far worse.

>toxo
you do realize that to get toxoplasm you need to eat cat shit, right? Also, I have no pets, my negro. Only saying cats are better if you're to have any pets whatsoever.

basically, this.

Not quite similar. Cats are less tame than dogs, they were more like neighbourly critters that lived off rodents and other small animals that follow humans and feast on our leftovers (even cockroaches). Cats don't smell like shit like dogs do, important distinction there. Even if they do similar grooming moves, they at least aren't making a house uninhabitable (at least as long as you clean their shit).

Because whenever someone complains about dogs you all cry until they have to say sorry and tolerate that shit. The fact that you're oblivious to that tells me a lot about how you react to valid concerns. "It isn't me, it's EVERYONE ELSE THAT DOESN'T LIKE DOG FARTS WHEN THEY'RE SITTING SOMEWHERE". Granted, I don't know you so you may as well be keeping your dog clean and causing no distress. But, it's always amazed me how universal this fanatical adoration is, from reddit to yahoo answers to here.

As long as you don't burden unwilling people with it, good for you. I mean, different people will keep themselves alive for different reasons.

wow, does toxoplasmosis really make you defend cats THIS hard?

>Cats don't smell like shit like dogs do, important distinction there
What fucking dogs have you been spending your time around? I've met hundreds of dogs and never met one that inexplicably smells insufferably offensive like you describe.

I somehow ended up with 3 of these fuckers, and I sometimes wish I'd got a cat instead. But, they have given me a lot of joy and a bit of purpose. They make me laugh every day, made me get a job so I could give them a good life, encourage me to leave the house.

They are a lot of work though.

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