Ask a woman anything

what is your opinion on langleyfags

>Do you like the taste of cum?
If your man has good nutrition, it's usually all right, but I'm not a fan, no. Cum doesn't touch my tongue for culinary purposes though, so that's OK.

>Also, thanks for your advice the other day, it helped even though I've heard it all before, I actually applied some of it (one of the NEETs here).
Excellent!

>what is your opinion on langleyfags
Is that people who like Asuka? I assume they mistake arrogance for confidence.

>raciaI sciences

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On the contrary. Why, just last week I had gotten trapped on the bus with the rowing team, the crew team.

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stop trying to turn this shitty idea for a thread into a general you stupid hole

no
langleyfags are glow in the dark cia niggers
also known as glowies, spooks, and feds

I think they're mostly paranoia-induced delusions.

t. glow-in-the-dark CIA nigger

Don't you guys ever get tired of making up new words as though you were teenagers? Aren't you too old for that?

>that massive redpill when a woman breaks it to you that you're acting immature

Snappity snaps.

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Where the fuck are single women hiding?
Went to 3 bars there wasn't shit. My job is basically all males

Haven't met a girl in over a year

I saw this post before but I always laugh god bless you harvardanon

Have you tried websites? Events for singles? Forums for singles? Everyone is looking for someone.

>making up new words is immature
since when

>Have you tried websites?
PoF didn't work

>Events for singles?
Never heard of such a thing

>Forums for singles?
What is that

>Everyone is looking for someone.
Seems like virtually every girl has at least 5 guys lined up ready to date.

Since forever. It's part of human development, it's what teenagers love to do. There's a fad for a word or expression, and it only lasts for so long. This is exactly what happens with meme-like words or expressions. Give it 3 months and it'll be something else. If you use these terms, you are mentally on the level of a teenager, which you may actually be.

>That's so fucking rad!
>That's such a glow nigger!

Maturity is when this makes you grimace.

>PoF didn't work
Try others, there are tons with various target audience. See what people in your area recommend.

>Never heard of such a thing
Check out for them then. It's common to organise evenigs for singles to meet.

>What is that
Forums on various websites with a section for dating.

>Seems like virtually every girl has at least 5 guys lined up ready to date.
No, it doesn't. Given the male population, it isn't hard to stand out. If you have any of the following, you're already ahead of the pack:
>work out
>have some intelligence
>have some goals in life
>have a degree
>have a job
>have a great job

If not, these aren't too difficult to acquire.

Not him but where do women go? What do they do? When I go grocery shopping its all moms and men of every age. Stores, parks, bars, etc no women. Not in how to get a date way but more like I dont see them in the wild. Do they only get food and supplies at night like racoons?

You probably see them but since normal women don't look like models or anime girls, you probably think they're all moms.

i was abused by women in my family and still haven't gotten over my ex(who hit me often) since we broke up 5 years ago
i'm used to only being mistreated by girls so i want one to actually beat me to a bloody pulp so i can fap to the memory after i leave the hospital

>i find it quite creepy
welp

I see. Do you think you can start a recovery process and enjoy intimacy in a healthier way?

>If you have any of the following, you're already ahead of the pack:
>>work out
>>have some intelligence
>>have some goals in life
>>have a degree
>>have a job
>>have a great job

I have all those things except a "great" job. I'm just a programmer

I really dont understand what websites you're talking about. As for "ask people" i dont know anyone here. I moved here to work

kek, she doesn't know the lore

I agree here. I never see women my age alone at the grocery store

Can you feel it when someone is interested in you or eyeing you up?

I THINK I had an experience like this today, but I'm not sure.

absolutely not
until i get beat up by a cute girl i won't ever be fulfilled

How much masturbation is too much?

>I moved here to work
Make friends among your coworkers. Life is never only about one thing, and whatever you do, wherever you are, you must always make friends. This is an important lesson your parents didn't teach you, I would wage.

Do your parents have friends?

>you can share how many partners you've had and what your experience was like.
One and it sucked. We met on a dating app, she lived an hour away, so any time i wanted to see her i would drive an hour out to her, often a lot more with traffic. She would mention how she would spend hours on the train to visit her ex when they were together, but wouldnt meet me even halfway.
We were also both subs, and while I tried to be dom sometimes she would never return the favor, and instead would try to manipulate me into doing dom stuff even more
After the first month she stopped even making time for dates (she had a part time job and social life so it was always on her schedule) and it would take her eons to respond to a message, often with a completely new subject
After a full month I broke it off. 2 month relationship, 1 month of dating, and we never did lewd just cuddled

I see women of all ages shopping. I really think you guys don't register normal women your own age when you go shopping.

Unless you shop during work hours. People can't shop when they're working.

>Can you feel it when someone is interested in you or eyeing you up?
Yes.

>I THINK I had an experience like this today, but I'm not sure.
Then it may have happened!

>Do your parents have friends?
I guess my mom does but my dad doesn't really

I don't have anything in common with my coworkers though. It would be awkward to hang out with them

I had friends in university because i sold sold amphetamine to avoid starvation

When it's unsatisfying, when you're physically hurt, when you're late to your job or to friends' meetings, when you feel like a slave to it.

That's too much.

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>I see women of all ages shopping. I really think you guys don't register normal women your own age when you go shopping.
>Unless you shop during work hours. People can't shop when they're working.
I go over the weekend

Must be a problem with my town. My eyes function perfectly fine, they arent invisible to me. I just dont see any

What do you think of this song

Boy, at least you ended it. For future reference: never let anyone mistreat you like this, especially early on. Never neglect any red flag, they always mean something. But don't despair, bad experiences inform you on what to avoid. You won't be fooled twice.

How does it feel, how do people act who are eyeing you up?
I'm extremely confused, I never noticed it before.

>I had friends in university because i sold sold amphetamine to avoid starvation
You had clients.

>I guess my mom does but my dad doesn't really
I thought as much.

>I don't have anything in common with my coworkers though. It would be awkward to hang out with them
You don't have to have anything in common (though you have your jobs, which is a lot to go with already), you just need to be kind and social.

Did you literally land on your new job and didn't socialise with anyone there?

Not bad, but definitely my cup of tea. Here's a song for your trouble:

youtu.be/R2LQdh42neg

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>You don't have to have anything in common (though you have your jobs, which is a lot to go with already), you just need to be kind and social.
Ok i guess

>Did you literally land on your new job and didn't socialise with anyone there?
Yeah basically. I was trained a bit now i keep to myself. It is programming, and most people here are not in my age group or anything, they have families, children, wives.

I was 23 at the time and never had a gf. I'm 24 now and haven't had one since
Oh, another question I guess: is it normal for girls to flirt with you even though they aren't interested in more than friends? I've had that happen to me a LOT and then I get rejected when I ask them out because of it

There are definitey more men at my local grocery store. Ive shopped every day of the week at various times. I see young women driving but never see them anywhere in town. I was hoping youd reveal the secret of where theyre going. Then again everyone in my appartment is retired so maybe Im just not in a hip and happening town.

>You don't have to have anything in common (though you have your jobs, which is a lot to go with already),
I meant in terms of interests
Obviously we occupy the same geographical region and sell our labor to the same individual

show tits or gtfo, sweetie

>How does it feel, how do people act who are eyeing you up?
Usually, they try to be discreet. If you catch them, they'll look away. The quicker they look away, the more uncomfortable they are at getting caught, which could mean hot lust. If they linger on your eyes a little, it may mean they're a bit bold and also want you to notice that they are looking at you.

Women who know you're looking may, on purpose, not look at you just so you can look at them. Men might do the same, especially if they assume a pose that puts their muscles forth and such. It's all a complicated game.

>Yeah basically. I was trained a bit now i keep to myself. It is programming, and most people here are not in my age group or anything, they have families, children, wives.
And? You aren't a child anymore, you don't have to be like someone to talk with them. When I worked for a company, my workmates could be anywhere between 18 to 65, with various life experiences, but it never held me back from talking with them, and it shouldn't be a problem to you either. If they have families, then they'll be happy to tell you about that, and gradually you get to know people.

Can you not discuss life with someone who's older than you and has a wife/kids? Do you feel like you must be similar in order to chat?

Supposed schizoid poster from yesterday, what do u think will help me be happy for as long as possible? So far only drugs and internet are proven to work, and somewhat sustainable

you don't know the lore

What do you think about anarcho-capitalism?

I'm talking about meeting women, not talking to old people. I do talk to people at work, i have to. But i don't see how that is supposed to help me get a gf. I've been selling my labor to companies for 5 years and never once did it help me meet a single woman. I worked for three different firms

>is it normal for girls to flirt with you even though they aren't interested in more than friends?
Is it really flirting though? Maybe you thought it was flirting but it was just women being normal (which may be a lot more friendly than you realise). If you have specifics, I'm all ears.

>You had clients.
So my classmates and roommates were clients but my coworkers who have no similar interests are supposed to become my friends? Wat

Why are you still here? You larped months ago and got bored and admitted to being a man. It's on desuarchive

This doesn't sound like a very popular/populated place. It's probably an American thing. We don't structure our world the same way back in Europe.

>I meant in terms of interests
Again, you don't even have to like their interests, you only have to be curious. If someone does ballet, I can ask and listen about that for hours. What matters is the social interaction, user.

I'm no expert on schizoid personality disorder, but I would first see a therapist to see if this is really what it is, to be sure. I'm not even sure they have medication for schizoid.

Sounds like a bad meme from Jow Forums. I don't know the official definition, but it sounds like pic-related.

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See I always think this too but I've showed a friend chat logs before, she definitely knows flirting, and she says it was pretty obviously that
Granted I dont have her to refer to any more but one of the girls straight up told me lewd things she would do with me and another one admitted to having flirted with me despite no interest
Those two are the most recent cases that are memorable but there have been others. It seems like I can actually tell flirting, it just doesnt seem to matter

>I do talk to people at work, i have to. But i don't see how that is supposed to help me get a gf.
Being good socially is possibly the most important skill.

>been selling my labor to companies for 5 years and never once did it help me meet a single woman. I worked for three different firms
Then definitely use websites, apps, and even agencies. I imagine they're running out of business lately, but they might still exist. Worth a shot.

>What matters is the social interaction, user.
Yeah but what is the point if i don't meet any girls out of it? That's the entire point

>So my classmates and roommates were clients
It seems they were around you mostly because you could provide something they wanted, and not because they liked you.

>but my coworkers who have no similar interests are supposed to become my friends? Wat
There is no reason why you couldn't be on friendly terms with them, without them becoming close friends. Unlike your "friends", your coworkers would not be your friends solely to get some pharmaceutical benefits.

>one of the girls straight up told me lewd things
That's not flirting, that's way beyond it.

>another one admitted to having flirted with me despite no interest
Then that's it. Mildly weird, but maybe she enjoys having an effect on men. You can do the same as a man. Just flirt back and see what happens.

>Yeah but what is the point if i don't meet any girls out of it? That's the entire point
The point here is socialising. Besides, if you did make friends at work, you'd be invited to parties and other activities where you'd meet new people, including women. Every new person will lead you to a whole new circle of friends. Your male coworkers may even know a woman who they think would suit you and vice versa. Do you really not know of any of this, user? Is this all news to you?

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Aren't u a therapist? How much do you suppose that would cost in east europe? Cause i don't have much money. Also, how do i look for one that specializes in that kind of disorders?
Is getting pumped on medication the only hope assuming i do have it(i read plenty on it, seems very unlikely i don't)? I mean i'm already doing drugs(not hard ones, but still), i'd be willing to try, but that's a bit depressing at the very least.

>It seems they were around you mostly because you could provide something they wanted, and not because they liked you.
But they enjoyed my company. My coworkers are around me because they get paid to

>There is no reason why you couldn't be on friendly terms with them, without them becoming close friends. Unlike your "friends", your coworkers would not be your friends solely to get some pharmaceutical benefits.
I am on friendly terms with them
Doesn't seem to help me get a gf at all tho

>The point here is socialising. Besides, if you did make friends at work, you'd be invited to parties and other activities where you'd meet new people, including women. Every new person will lead you to a whole new circle of friends. Your male coworkers may even know a woman who they think would suit you and vice versa. Do you really not know of any of this, user? Is this all news to you?

No there are no parties. The best i would get is to be invited over to someone's house to play video games.

These people with families, children, wives... they don't go to parties

I used to have a rich social life. I prefer having mostly time to myself, if I want to talk to someone i'd rather it be my gf

>Aren't u a therapist? How much do you suppose that would cost in east europe?
I am, but I haven't studied what the situation is in every European country. I don't even know if you guys have health insurance, but I imagine you do.

>Also, how do i look for one that specializes in that kind of disorders?
They normally ask you the first time you get in touch. You can also look it up beforehand. They may be able to redirect you to a specialist in schizoird disorder.

>Is getting pumped on medication the only hope
I personally think not. It'll probably have more to do with socialising, maybe even horse therapy and the like.

>I mean i'm already doing drugs
You should consider stopping, very seriously. Messing up with your brain never helps.

>That's not flirting, that's way beyond it.
Then what am I meant to make of it all ;-;

>Then that's it. Mildly weird, but maybe she enjoys having an effect on men. You can do the same as a man. Just flirt back and see what happens.
She doesnt do it any more after I tried to take it further. It's so weird cause one of the things she did was to read my zodiac or something and said it was to see if we were compatible. It seemed like more than just normal flirting?
Anyways point is how am I actually meant to get a hint that someone is into me if the hints dont seem to mean anything?

>people enjoy my company if I can provide something for them
>people who don't benefit from me don't befriend
I can't spell it more clearly. You seem very reluctant to just make friends/be social.

>It's so weird cause one of the things she did was to read my zodiac or something and said it was to see if we were compatible. It seemed like more than just normal flirting?
She's literally telling you she's considering being in a relationship with you. How did you react?

>Anyways point is how am I actually meant to get a hint that someone is into me if the hints dont seem to mean anything?
Hints mean a lot, but your reactions will also mean a lot. For instance, this compatibility business, even if she believes in none of it, she still put the question on the table and was surely waiting to see how you'd react. So how did you react?

So op, tell me how much cute art hoe's that loves to play vidya and anime that are 6/10 and above is alone and looking for a robot that not a completely freak to cuddle and play vidya together? I think grills like that exist, but due to the fact that there's not rly much of them and they usually already has a bf there's no way i would get one if i won't be hardcore orbiter, is that correct?

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>She's literally telling you she's considering being in a relationship with you. How did you react?
>So how did you react?
Well she said she wanted to read my zodiac for that reason, and I gave her my birth date, asked for hers in return and said I was looking forward to seeing the results of her reading
This is a summarization of course there was more nuance to it

>i would get one if i won't be hardcore orbiter, is that correct?
Not if you master memes before basic grammar. I would not look for a girlfriend on Jow Forums, however.

>You seem very reluctant to just make friends/be social.
Yeah there's no point if i don't get a gf out of it
I don't enjoy it at all

>and said I was looking forward to seeing the results of her reading
And then???

That's the problem, though. If you don't enjoy being social, you will have tremendous difficulties. Do you think a woman is just for sex?

I'm pretty shitty at eng, and yeah i get that Jow Forums is not a place to look for a gf, but i'm still wondering where to look for them? Tinder? Nah, the only thing that comes to my mind is con's and fest's

Is this man correct on how to get a girl?
youtube.com/watch?v=zss7p0KLL8Q

>That's the problem, though. If you don't enjoy being social, you will have tremendous difficulties. Do you think a woman is just for sex?
No i don't even care about the sex part. I had sex with 3 girls it's not that great. I am 26 i want to have a gf to see how it is

There are other dating websites, for adults, for serious people looking for serious relationships. Try those.

No.

You sound like you have a condition.

>And then???
And then she did the reading and it seemed like we were compatible?? We both stayed up way later than we should have talking, about the results, mainly cause it took a while to get each part since she was so tired
I think it was the next day that I asked her out desu once we both had gotten enough sleep

I'm almost certain you're missing things because the way you tell this story, it's like you struggle with knowing what was important and when. It doesn't make much sense.

Did you ask her out casually or did you just literally declare your eternal flame for her?

Guys, I don't think I'm going to stay much longer tonight.

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How many pics of this model do you have, wtf. Its kind of creepy.

>You sound like you have a condition.
My parents had me to to therapy and all the lady said was i might have ADD

Thing is i used to take amphetamine since i sold it. It made work go by faster but it's not a social drug at all, for me

And i went to therapy for hating my job, which my parents pathologized. I actually just pay the therapist to get my parents off my back

>I'm almost certain you're missing things because the way you tell this story, it's like you struggle with knowing what was important and when
Sorry like I said we were both exhausted, we both work nights and it started to get light out by the time things got to this point, so memory is not the best
>Did you ask her out casually or did you just literally declare your eternal flame for her?
Definitely more of the first one, though I do make a point to use the word "date" so I'm not sure if that's casual or not. I dont like the vague "hang out" thing it leaves things too open to interpretation
>Guys, I don't think I'm going to stay much longer tonight
Long day?

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I saved them in a folder while doing this thread.

She's not a model, she's an actress, and a very talented one at that.

>My parents had me to to therapy and all the lady said was i might have ADD
It doesn't sound like it. There's a lot that is wrong in what you describe.

Do you have close friends?

I'm making some coffee you want any OP?

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Date clearly shows your intent, maybe she didn't want to go that fast?

>Long day?
I feel quite tired, yes.

You are extremely cute, user.

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>Date clearly shows your intent, maybe she didn't want to go that fast?
I dont think that's it, she said she wasnt interested in me in that way and that there was flirting on her part that she shouldn't have done
The whole thing is very confusing to me, I generally put it out of my mind but it still has me baffled when I do think about it

>I feel quite tired, yes
You should sleep desu your efforts are appreciated but your health and comfort are important

OK, it seems she does like you, as a friend, and that still matters and you should keep that if you can (but definitely treat her like a friend from now on). If she flirted with you, that means you aren't blacklisted for good as a potential lover. It's very possible at that the time she flirted with you, you turned her on and she acted on it, and regretted it later, for any reason (and that may be hormonal also). Stay friends, but protect your dick, as she may change her mind and flirt again.

>You should sleep desu your efforts are appreciated but your health and comfort are important
Very kind of you, user-the-sexy-one.

I'll do that. All my love.

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>and you should keep that if you can
We're still friends, I've no problem staying friends after a rejection. I liked her cause she's got a cool personality after all
>but protect your dick
Kek this made me laugh thank you

Sleep well Beth, sweet dreams, thank you for your help

>It doesn't sound like it. There's a lot that is wrong in what you describe.
>Do you have close friends?
I have a few close friends but i moved away so i haven't hanged out with them in like a year
We text like once a week

I just never enjoyed activities involving other physically being around people

Does the pain ever end? Original