>stares at you with malicious intent
Stares at you with malicious intent
Easton Gonzalez
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Ryder Martin
>*Beats him with my giant key*
Owen Wilson
I want a Sora bf so bad, it hurts.
Julian Brooks
>out to friend's bachelor's party at a strip club
>music is loud and annoying
>place smells like onions
>wish I was at home playing 2FM
>stripper comes up to me
>asks me if I want a lap dance
>decline, something is off about the stripper
>she takes friend to other room
>head to bathroom
>pass by lap dance room
>hear the butchered version of Tension Rising playing
>look inside lap dance room, friend is playing KH3 music on his phone while getting lap dance
>walk in and call him a coprophile
>he tells me to mind my business, it's a good song
>leave strip club to home and continue 2FM blind folded level 1 crit challenge
>next day, friend calls me from jail
>stripper offered him sex and hard drugs for money. He accepted. Turned out she was a cop.
>friend is looking at years of jail time
>begs me for help
>tell him I'll mind my business and hang up
I warned what listening to that garbage could do. KH3's OST is trash that scrambles the brain. If he weren't listening to that, he would have used better judgment. Who else /blessed/ to have good taste in KH music? Who else /enlightened/ by the grace of 2FM's music?
Blake Campbell
Good greentext, bad friend
Blake James
Sora is the type to have a boyfriend.
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Asher Stewart
Sora prefers heterosexual relationships, asshole.
Liam Barnes
did you watch the video? cause kairi sure as hell failed to live up to her own hype in 3. Kairi is one of the biggest disappointments in 3's long long list of disappointments.
Eli Thompson
Fujofags ruin everything damn
Jordan Howard
I mean Roxas is sure as fuck straight for Xion. but Sora is gay for Riku.
Zachary Robinson
>Sora is gay for Riku
Grayson Mitchell
kairi is literally just a plot device in that scene and proceeds to get wrekt again and then killed again. meanwhile riku over there sacrificing himself to inspire his boyfriend.
Kayden Robinson
So whats the story behind KH? I dont mean the games story I mean how did this weird crossover come to exist? Why did Disney agree to lend their intellectual property to some Japs
Jordan Morris
a disney employee and a square enix employee shared an elevator ride, because the twi companies shared a building in japan.
Lucas Torres
>banned from /vg/
>has to find KH threads in other boards to spread his pastas
What a sad and pathetic life you have frytard. After 6 months of shitposting you still cant learn that no one gives a fuck.
Easton Wright
Oh I can actually reply to you with gay shit without getting banned.
Henry Sanders
None of it matters expect KH1 and 2, especially KH2
Henry Morgan
I really love jerking off to underage kingdom hearts boys.
Luke Hill
>pedophile
>faggot
And you call yourself a 'fan' of this series
Aaron Watson
I'm a kingdom hearts supernfan.
Benjamin Bennett
>I'm a kingdom hearts super-clown.
FTFY
Easton Scott
Me too! I love objectifying the characters in the series! After all they're designed to be sexual toys!
Jonathan Russell
Grayson Hughes
>still using the same pastas and images
What a poor and retarded animal. I almost feel bad for you
Samuel Wilson
Roxas has such a cute tummy and cute expression here.
Asher James
I'd fuck it to death
Juan Bailey
What if it never dies?
Xavier Williams
Then I join its ranks
Christian Nguyen
>no Aladdin to do King of Thieves
>No Treasure Planet
>No Kim Possible
>no marvel
>no star wars
>no FF subplot resolving Cloud/Sephiroth conflict
>no Riku/Kairi moments
>No battle with Sora/Riku/Kairi
>Mickey isn't playable
>no Mickey/donald/goofy party
>no real scene between Ven and Roxas
>lingering will isn't playable
>terranort isn't the final boss
>no Roxas fight against Xemnas
>no two become one with a keyblade transformation that's final form dual-wielding oathkeeper and oblivion.
>no Fenrir with the keyblade transformation based off of FF7 limit breaks.
>no sephiroth boss battle
>no Noctis boss battle
>no Colosseum
>no Tidus meeting the fairies from KH2 or Auron
>Only 20 hours long
>no real ending
>end is all sequelbait
>khux shoved in to pander to gachafags
>sora can't run in circles properly
KH3 was a disaster.
Luis Morgan
I want a cute Riku cosplayer bf so he can fuck me all night
Isaac Smith
kh3 was a disaster because
>nomura was mad about ffxv
>they tried to make bigger levels instead of more levels
>they tried to release the game quickly instead of delaying it for another few years
>the disney content was completely cut-off from the square enix content
>they did stupid bullshit like recreating "let it go" in real time in engine instead if focusing on the game.
The trailers were so promising, until they spoiled everything important.
now 3 is just an ad for ffxv alternative: an entirely new series for square enix to never make.
At least I still have KHUx but it's not good enough. the series will never be as satusfying as it was during 2.
goddammit nomura remake 3 from scratch you hack.
Luis Wood
I want a cute Sora bf so I can fuck him all night
Jackson Reed
I want you to fucking die in an original manner
Brandon Lewis
Not before I fill your asshole with my cum
Zachary Parker
I'd die having the best orgasm of my life with Sora slamming into me.
Landon Cooper
>None of it matters expect KH1 and 2, especially KH2
pretty much this. i also think the sora's campaign in CoM is pretty alright, but riku's sucks ass. this series should have just stopped after 2FM.
Ian Moore
2fm just added a bunch of scenes that teased bbs.
Christopher Adams
What the fuck is your problem dipshit
Thomas Gomez
I really want Vanitas to impregnate me, and give me little demon children with red eyes.
Dylan Perez
Based Olette
Landon Watson
well i dont care about that because bbs is shit.
i do care about critical mode, new bosses,new keyblades, etc. kinda wish they had the foresight to realize that it was going to turn to shit... i kinda wish i had that foresight.
Connor Hill
Uhhhh I wasn't done yet.
Jack Allen
>go camping with friends
>one of them has invited another person I don't know
>ask them what their favorite KH game is.
>they say KH3
>show them a wealth of info showcasing the flaws of KH3 including its lackluster boss fights and broken game system
>they say it's fun to them and that's all that matters
>that night, a bear comes to the tent. All of us manage to get away, but the KH3 coper
>the bear savagely attacks him
>as he begs for help, I pull out my shotgun.
>say I'll help if he admits KH3 is a flawed rushed mess of a game
>he says that he can't. Arendelle was his favorite world in a kh game ever.
>says DLC will fix KH3
>understand he is too far gone
>know that he is better off dead
>friends and I watch as the bear eats him alive.
Who else glad to be /enlightened/ and not delusional enough to think DLC can save a broken game? The damage scaling in KH3 needs a complete reworking.
Joseph Walker
I want Sora to fill me with load after load of hot boycum.
William Robinson
Not enough Vanitas smut out there like this desu
Ethan Brooks
I've never seen this one before, damn. Do you have any more? Vanitas is so fucking perfect.
Kayden Williams
Not a ton but I'm always searching for more Vanitas to post.
Landon Richardson
I can keep imagining at least. I want my belly full of his darkness cum desu, filled from both sides.
Josiah Murphy
Same. We can dream.
Anthony Cruz
Girllll
I wanna kiss him lovingly too.
Jason Walker
He wants love and affection the same way darkness is drawn to light but he's made of literal negativity so it's hard for him to express those positive feelings, you have to help him out with it, show him how.
Carter Wood
I want a pure light boy like Sora to fill him with light cum and make him whole.
Jonathan Murphy
That or Sora gets tainted by Vanitas' darkness and turns into Anti-Sora mid sex and goes wild on him.
Owen Russell
That's good too. Really good. Feral sex. Oh...
Hudson Evans
I have a thing for that and corruption when it comes to Vanitas. I need more fics about that.
Colton Perry
There's such a lack of good Vanitas fics.
I like Riku with Vanitas actually.
Vanitas wrecking Riku physically and emotionally and cruely making him ashamed for liking Sora. Then Riku gets addicted to being abused by Vanitas' cock, imagining it's Sora punishing him.
Sebastian Anderson
I like that one for the action, I like ones with Sora and Vanitas more but there aren't enough out there. Hoping he gets more attention after kh3 or he comes back again and gets more stuff to do. But keep him as he is, he don't need a redemption arc.
Julian Foster
>kairi is useless after years of hype
>no cloud, leon, etc
>entire game is about saving Ven and Aqua yet they both do nothing
>lingering will is in the game for 30 secs after years of hype
>the entire frozen world
>no oblivion
>Ventus is unplayable
>attraction flows exist
>the entire heartless tornado in the KBG cutscene
>Sora can't run in a circle properly
>anti aqua only has one form
>the final boss is the most boring form of xehanort
>no Sora's mom
>flow motion is nerfed so much that it's fucking pointless
>no radiant garden
>twilight town is smaller than in KH2
>cooking exists
>the mechs in Toy Box
>no Star Wars
>crab collecting
>cliffhanger ending
>underwater combat
>Tangled, Frozen and Big Hero 6 were actually selected to be worlds
>the soulless PS3 era graphics
>no Colosseum
>Phil doesn't have a single line due to muh jap va
>kairi doesn't say a word to Riku
>Mickey is fucking useless
>no real Marvel
>Sora had the power of waking inside him the whole time
>Scala was clearly cut short
>references to the shitty mobile game
>xehanort gets to go to keyblade heaven
>the entire black box subplot
>no org fights until the end
>less content than final mix games despite a longer dev time
>no mirage arena
>bringing back Xion
>dual wielding shoved into DLC. Probably for a single fight
>no Indiana Jones world
Why
Jaxon Lewis
I don't want him to change either, but showing just a tiny sliver of emotional weakness every once in a while would make my heart melt.
Caleb Scott
God do I want to see them fuck
Oliver Campbell
I live for Riku's boypussy.
Daniel Flores
Jayden Jenkins
Would you rather Riku or Sora give you a BJ? Which of their cocks would you rather suckle on?
Cooper Wilson
Get sucked by Riku.
Suck Sora.
Any other answer is incorrect.