>pic related walks towards you shortly after you leave class room
Wat do
>pic related walks towards you shortly after you leave class room
Wat do
I kill the fuck out of him with my bare hands
Realize I'm in Sweden and anally rape a girl in the bathroom stall scott free.
>"hahahaha nigga is that a fucking sword"
I have nothing to fear because IIRC he only attacked browns
*widens stance* *pulls out sword* "So you've finally found me old friend?" "This can only end one way so lets skip the formalities and duel to the death!" *My battle theme starts playing* *teleports behind him* *backstabs* "Heh, nothing personnel kid." *slow walks away*
Grab a chair and probably laugh hysterically out of fear and excitement
While I'm not in shape anymore I'm glad that my muscle memory and mentality for hand-to-hand combat are what they are
I need to start training again man
Tell that qt to back the fuck up before I fuck his boy pussy. His sissy pheromones are too pungent and make my bbc twitch
*stumbles and drops to one knee*
"heh..... omoshiroi"
*drops katana to the floor and pulls out naginata with left and wakizashi with right*
"SHINU"
*blinks out of existence"
"SHINU SHINU SHINU"
*flurry of strikes and slashes from my dual wielded blades folded an infinite amount of times by mazamune himself in the fires of fuji-san*
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDADA
*Hologram of myself evaporate as you slash impotently*
Well well well, you're stronger than I expected, I might hve to go past ten percent for this battle
*flips up eyepatch to reveal glowing eye*
Master, I know I promised I wouldn't use this technique.. I'll have to do it just this once.
*Spins three times while clicking heels and reeing*
*turns around and drops pants*
*FORBIDDEN SHIT JUTSU*
*ANAL ANNIHILATION*
*a torrent of brown pungent liquid engulfs you and you pass out from the smell combined with lack of oxygen*
*The last thing you see is my puckered asshole winking derisively at you*
>user casts GUARD UP
DEF +++
>user casts INSPIRING PRESENCE
ATTACK SPEED +
MORALE +
IMMUNITY TO FEAR +
You're fucking TOAST kiddo
> "Ahh... So you're approaching me?"
Took it too far for a laugh and fucked it all up, I hope you learn from this friend
I ACTIVATE MY DEFENSIVE CONTINGENCIES
>Eyes of the Dragonfly
>Hardening
>Greater Hardening
>Skin of the Aramid
>Widen, Maximize Dimensional Anchor
>Infravision
>Absorption
>Greater Absorption
>Mind Blank
Approach me if you fucking dare.
I give him a hug and say everything is going to be alright
Put my fists up and take a deep breath
Then cast:
>Greater Bull's Strength
>Haste
>Greater Stoneskin
>Bless
>Death Armor
>Displacement
>Divine Power
>War Cry
After laughing that he comes closer, I hit him with Color Spray and cast Hell Ball for fun
Throw up a Roman and point him in the direction of the closest shit skin make sure he knows I support him.
>empty a full magazine into his chest
>reload
>proceed to next classroom
>resume gunning down teenagers
Find your own school, baka.
Source? Are you referring to something in the news about rape in Sweden?
Heh... it looks like you have a death wish, kid. This is my [Stand], [Turkish March]! It has you outmatched in speed and range!
Choose your next move carefully, for it may be your last.
Dude that sword is so vulgar they censored it.
Grab his neck and kill him.
>legion etiquette stance
>great magic weapon enhance my great club
Prepare to die addition
Sorry dude im kind of busy right now. Your sister wont stop sucking me
>I say hello to him
>he acknowledges that I'm white and proceeds slaying sandniggers
"Dude what the fuck we agreed on Thursday not today you fucking idiot how do you fuck everything up you piece of shit, fuck."
Then I stuff him in an empty room while I go home and grab my kit.
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