Ahem ... eyes are up here, user!
Ahem ... eyes are up here, user!
And my dick is down here, now get suckin' ;)
Wear a better shirt whore, you don't see me walking around with a zipper down you dumb bitch, God modern women make me want to kill a fucking girl.
Wish I could slip a 20 dollar bill right in between them
*starts sobbing for no clear reason*
Women want gender equality. They just don't like it when they get it.
>That face
Imma gonna stick with the tits
>Y-yes m-miss, I'm very s-sorry.
Wow she is fucking hot lmao
I'd actually confuse the FUCK out of this girl because I like those eyes and would stare at them until the heat death of the universe and she'd be all like
>This guy hasn't looked at my tits ONCE. WTF?
>*starts sobbing for no clear reason*
why?
would you clap those cheeks kek
It seems like you've never interacted with a real woman. This type of stuff doesn't happen in real life.
>It seems like you've never interacted with a real woman.
Actually, I have. I'm just very eye-contact-oriented. I've had more than one woman tell me that she could tell that I respected her as a person because I didn't look her up and down every few seconds.
>But I don't respect you as a person - I'm just really into eyes
>I've had more than one woman tell me that she could tell that I respected her as a person because I didn't look her up and down every few seconds.
Damn that's Nigger tier
>would you clap those cheeks kek
Do you speak proper english?
WOULD YOU CLAP DEM CHEEKS NIGGA
I would suffocate myself in her bosom's valley until death embraces me and my soul is released.
>I would suffocate myself in her bosom's valley until death embraces me and my soul is released.
Based.
>Damn that's Nigger tier
Oh, definitely. If I ever go ER, I'm starting with them.
>fake red hair
Real knockers. A pretty face. You're a faggot.
Yes I would lol but I would get performance anxiety with her like crazy because she's so hot I can't even imagine talking to her, it makes me jealous to know men have had her.
If anyone wants to know her name is Tay Michele