W-Welcome back to Cooking with Alice3D, Home Cooked Meal Edition!

Okay! Now, add 1/2 TBSP of Chili powder to the bowl with the sugar.

Simple. Easy. You can do this.

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Okay! Now it's time to add in the half tablespoon of smoked paprika, the same amount of as the chili powder.
You can use the smoked paprika to get more of a rotisserie taste, but I just used regular paprika.

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Looks like you put all the real work into this thread.

Now I am hungry, fuk

Alright.
So in this particular video, you see me struggle with the dried thyme.
There's nothing to say.
Just watch me struggle.
According to my notes, it's a whole teaspoon.

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Ahh yes, back to back struggling.
This time it's with the onion powder.
I'll learn to open these quicker one day...

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Okay.
So this time it's 1 teaspooon of garlic powder.
Much more forgiving than the onion powder incident.
We don't talk about that one.

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Okay! This time it's just salt and pepper, baby!
Like I said, no suggested amount...other than to taste!

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Time to mix all the spices together so they make a nice, even rub!

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i love your voice. please call me baby again~

Pat the chicken dry, both inside and out.
I'll spare you the less than nice camera angle that this chicken has...

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Alice is a cute!
A CUTE!!

After the rub:

Put the chicken on the foil rack (or snake) and then set the temperature to HIGH For 4-5 hours, or until the chicken juices run clear and it's reached a safe temperature to eat, which is 165F.

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Moving over the the potatoes, pierce them 2-3 times to allow some of the steam to escape, and you keep your potatoes from blowing up.

Hidden within this vocaroo is a little gem of knowledge, to those who choose to listen..
vocaroo.com/i/s0sxgobITh4L (don't try to boil eggs in the microwave, they'll explode)

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Oil up those potatoes like you wish you could some hot womans back.
Then, salt them (not with your tears, no one wants those).
Throw them in the oven for 45 minutes on a foiled baking sheet. Enjoy with butter and sour cream, or load it up. Your choice.

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Fembots, take note. Thank you user.

And...voila! Dinner is served. Thanks for joining me, Anonymous! I hope to see you next time

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I'm Alice, actually b-but you are very welcome

>tfw no cute trap to cook for me

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I'm a b-biological female

massive cringe

Thank you Alice!! Please come back more (and consider posting on Jow Forums instead of this shithole)

I h-have a thread up on Jow Forums dear.
T-that thread has the originals

*hugs tightly* I l-love you anyway, Anonymous

That chicken looks great and now I'm hungry. Thanks Alice!

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NOOOOOOOOOOO
YOU ARE LYING WHY YOU DO THIS

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G-glad to hear it! Get you an eat!

You c-can even see it in most of my videos....w-what's the issue?

I want Alice to step on me platonically

Please n-no.

this was really good. nice job

I'm g-glad you enjoyed it

Nice thread, always fun to read recipes.
You should probably go more into how to properly prepare the chicken, as well as go for cheaper cooking Equipment (Not every one has a slow cooker) , explain why you are using it and give alternatives, you could suggest a vegetable/salad to eat alongside.

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is this the first one you've done or have you done more on Jow Forums

S-slow cookers are very cheap; if your home d-doesn't have one, you should get one.

If you cannot afford one, email me: [email protected] and I w-will buy you one.

wholesome thread baby

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I've d-done MANY on Jow Forums. They usually hate it.

Because you are just giving people false hope, you are a mean bully

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I h-have no idea what you are even talking about. False hope? F-for what?

I showed p-people how to cook, in hopes they'd b-be able to cook. That's all

Thx, but not needed, an oven is all I need to serve chicken, but your thread inspired me to try it as well with whatever spices I find. Thinking about another side dish tho, maybe potato salad?

S-sounds good to me

Are you g-going to explain or...?

Please dear god be my wife

No t-thank you...

AAAAAAHHHHHHH why is life so cruel

Just go away, do not do that

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No t-thank you. Not until you explain.

Ths is just not fair.
This is too much.
Fucklng monster.

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I want to fuck the stutter out of you

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And ther is chad just saying it bluntly
Fucking hell

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What is wrong w-with you?

S-seriously.

G-glad to hear it, Gutsman. S-sadly, it'd just make it worse.

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what kind of retard thinks this completely unseeable shit is a good idea

the same type of retard that writes stutters in text thinking its cute when it just makes them look autistic

You just cant expect people to be introduced to a cooking qt like this to just be ok and not want to marry you. this is fucking 99th dimensional chess high tier bullying you shameless grill.
its just not fucking fair
Fucking kiuh jkfdsanjbf n
not fair

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Well if its any conciliation I could help you cook and then fuck you senseless. At least you wont have to worry about the stutter doing that.

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>cooking animals
>pretending to be this cutsie stuttering whore while you pay for animals to suffer for your taste pleasure

youtube.com/watch?v=LQRAfJyEsko
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BOOOOOOOOOO
KILL YOURSELF YOU SHAMELESS ANIMAL ABUSING WHORE. go vegan then do a cooking show. its evil to kill animals

fuck this shit thread with animal flesh. go vegan and stop being unethical op

and fuck all you cum slurping faggots who support this horseshit. you'd sell your own soul for a chance to snif op's fart you shameless filth

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sbhut the fuck up retard
I fight you

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hey stupid animal you just cant talk to a qt like that., piece of shit nigger cock guzzling vegan garbage
I am going to rape you so bad your babies will be pregnant semen scum.
Do not ever show up here again negro or I cut you in pieces and feed you to dogs
Understand????

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I just want someone to love user is that so much to ask?

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Me too
Sorry bro, we are in the same suffering room its not fucking fair

alice if u are still here i made a youtube video of your cooking show. i hope you guys like it. i hope i will continue to make more as i love these cooking segments
watch?v=EEUX2kXgocA

AHHHHHHHHHHHH
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I LOST
THIS IS NOT FUCKING FAIR GODDAMNIT

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go vegan op. heres a video of what happens to male chicks on their first day of life, they are genocided just so you can eat some tasty chicken. stop being an immoral hypocritical piece of shit and go vegan, than make a cooking show

op, why dont you cook dogs for your cooking show? hm? why stop at birds and pigs and cows?

youtube.com/watch?v=v3c6i4M6ZG4

and the reason why im bothering you about it is because i have autism and i bother every single poster i see in any board or forum who post pictures of them eating dead animals

>white knighting in 2019
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kill yourself you faggot. this place used to have women hate threads and actually had a soul. fuckign FAGGOT go back to redd1t and normiebook. i hate white knights more than anyone. i think its specifically white knights that make me okay with unlimited immigration and muslims raping white women and the destruction of western society

honestly, is there anything worse than a white knight?

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>honestly, is there anything worse than a white knight?
yeah, you

She has her own YT where she uploads some of em

JUST FUCKING KILL YOURSELF I LOST OK
BOO FUCKING HOO
I GOT KCIKED IN THE BALLS HARD
ITS NOT ABOUT WHITEKNIGHTING ITS MORE ABOUT STOP SPAMMING UR VEGAN GARBAGE I AM TIRED OF YOUR SHIT
STOP SPAMMING YOUR""LE LOGICALLYT EXPLAIN WHY U EAT MEAT HURRRR"""
WE GET IT GRASS MUNCHER U SUCK ASS
WONDERFUL
I JUST GOT KICKED IN THE BALLS
MYWEAK POINT
I KNOW I AM DOING SOMETHING WRONG BY ENABLING ETHOTS BUT KEEP YOUR VEGAN GARBAGE OUT OF THIS
FUCK

please link oregano oregano 123

shut up u whore enabler, go vegan and stop defending thots. you should be on thot patrol, not defending thots, you shameless rat

and dont even post jojo memes in defense of whores you FUCKING RAT faced faggot. god ur fucking disgusting, inside and out. jojo would not approve of your thot defending

youtube.com/watch?v=CEcUkhxTzI4

and op go vegan

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KILL ALL FUCKING ANIMALS
OM NOM NOM NOM
DELICIOUS BEEF
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOS
WE ARE ANIMALS AND SO WE BEHAVE LIKE THEM
YOU DONT LIKE IT
I EAT YOU
KILL ALL FUCKING INFERIOR SPECIES AND ROAST EM IN MY PLATE
I HAPPILY EAT THEM ALL

>kosher salt
Heating my oven as we speak.

watch?v=rCeZ2EtHRvA

Fuck you. Go back to /b/. Jow Forums is turning into the new /b/ without you.