What are the pros and cons of dating a robot? Specifically, a khv robot?

What are the pros and cons of dating a robot? Specifically, a khv robot?

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never date a robot and never talk to them outside of here. you will be let down by how shitty people are on this board.

but seriously, does this video exist or no? i need to know

>seriously, does this video exist or no? i need to know
No

My sister married a robot. She kicked him out but a few months ago but she says it was the worst mistake she ever made in her life.

He was manipulative, would use depression and suicide to make her feel bad, he wouldn't eat real food, only candy so he was constantly sick, he was addicted to weed and anime, he'd stay in a storage room for literally days by himself in the dark, he tried to be controlling, dictating what she would wear, he worked a shitty warehouse job where he got paid $13/hr and he didn't care to change it, he would start fights with her weekly, he described himself as "shy". When our grandmother died, he walked out of the funeral to go sit in the car and watch Gundam.

Where did she even meet him?

She met him on Tinder. When they met, he was hanging out with his cousin and his cousin's friends so he seemed like a normal guy. Then the cousin's friends said to the cousin "hey, don't bring him around anymore".

>pros
none, nada, zip
>cons
everything

Well if they were dating me
Pros:
>loyal
>actually kinda interesting
>get to go camping and exploring a lot
>eventually have the option of being a neet housewife hopefully
>I'm great at planning both comfy nights and romantic dates

Cons:
>clingy
>get attached quickly
>you'd be my only friend
>overweight
>not remotely confident at anything physical in a relationship

Misc:
>submissive
>absolutely no desire for kids

Why the fuck did she KEEP meeting him?

>actually kinda interesting
What makes you so interesting?

Pros:
Nothing
Con:
Sub human.

Robots are robots for a reason. Generally mentally ill and unable to live a functional life. (Spending your life alone all day watching anime and playing games is dysfunctional). They are generally poor because they are dysfunctional and unable to prove they can work jobs outside of entry level work.

Pros and cons for relationships are probably quite subjective.

I imagine the main benefit would be having a mutual understanding with somebody else who exists outside of normie society, if you are also in that situation.

Add delusional to the list of cons

I worked at executive level for a convention for a few years while acting as the liaison for Jow Forums, and was able to get the Jow Forums part of that community very heavily involved (cringe as it sounds it made it way more fun)
I assisted in planning and operating a black market 2D porn vendor hall at said convention
I've been to a ton of cons of all kinds
I'm familiar with a lot of supernatural lore (both the show and misc real life sources)
I can and have made things from just about anything, from something simple like a case for my flashlight to something somewhat complex like a twinkie gun

Idunno, I dont think I'm super interesting, but enough that I have both stories and new experiences being made

Will do thanks for the tip

Exhausting. How much do you weigh?

Quite a bit desu I have no friends to be active with any more and no longer have a physically demanding job
I can still move like a normal person though which I'd more than I can say for a lot of fat people. I'm strong so I dont think it's all fat, but I'm definitely fat

Why no friends tho desu

Pros: lots of online attention. Quickly reply to your messages. Give you an excuse to be lazy and get fat. Make you feel wanted and not like a settled for uglier one in the relationship.

Cons: Bitter, jealous, brainwashed cumbrains. Shitpost nonstop. Read it everything you do and think you're doing devoid of actual free will and incapable of love and just using them. Just use you. Porn addicted. Once they've had sex for a year or so they lose interest and go back to only needing sex a few times a year. NO MONEY. No nice stuff. Won't want to go on holidays or do cool things. They have night terrors and shriek and scream in their sleep. They don't look for work but are clearly depressed and miserable without it. They are openly racist (this can be a pro to women too). AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH They shriek and flail during the day. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Love their PCs more than you AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

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Pros: I'll financially support you

Cons: I will show you the true meaning of abuse and pain

One moved away to find a gf. Not joking that was his primary motivation
I told one to fuck off when I realized how little he gave a shit about me, sounds self obsessed I know, but there was a pretty stark contrast in effort put into the friendship
Same story with another friend except I couldn't even get her to respond half the time
Therapist says I care too much and cling pretty badly so end up driving people away and letting them take me for granted? I dont know if she was just saying it to make me feel better tho

Why user you haven't even taken me out yet

Because it might make me chuckle and laughter is the most valuable thing in this world

True but you'd be doing it at my expense which would cost me a pretty penny as well. I can't just give that away for free. Take me camping, we'll get drunk and I'll lift my shirt for you. I await your response

No thanks. Not worth the trouble.

Your loss bud we coulda had a good time

>When our grandmother died, he walked out of the funeral to go sit in the car and watch Gundam.

Based sociochad

pros
>you won't have to suicide because they will for sure

cons
>KILL YOU

Because she's retarded and desperate and I tell her everyday that she's a fucking dumbass for marrying a guy who threatened to post naked pictures of her online and threatened to kill himself when she broke up with him.

sell her to me, I'll look after her

yeah like you have any money other than what you steal out of moms purse

I don't think she wants to get wrapped in with another robot user. This last one literally almost drove her crazy.

Nobody using this site after 2014 is a robot. We're just autistic or mentally ill.

This is a very accurate post. Only ill retards browse here.