Would the average robot press the button?

Would the average robot press the button?

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i would press the button like ten times just to be sure.

Motherfucker, hell yes. Have a soft, warm, cute girl as gf AND be a soft, warm, cute girl myself? Dream come true.

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Do I specifically become Zero Two? Either way, yes.

Literally no downsides
Press that shit

What is the downside to this exactly?

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GROSS! I want DICK and I WANT DICK NOW!

I'd press it in a heartbeat.

i wish i was a cute agp lesbian

why tease me like this user
such a thing could never possibly exist

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Finally, the heaven I only dreamt of

I'd press the button because I'd rather be anyone than myself

It's another tranny psyop, don't fall for it.

>anything I don't like is a tranny psyops
Fuck off normie, some people here actually have it rough and aren't just sad like you.

Yuri is love, yuri is life

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Yes I would press it

literal tranny propaganda, the faggots see themselves as anime girls

Well learn to know the difference between fantasy and delusion then

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It is, OP's image is on the front page of egg_irl right now.

What's the catch OP? Irigimo

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I would unironically transition for this if only HRT wouldn't change my sexuality. The idea of being yet another woman attracted only to Chad is abhorrent.

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literally no down side desu

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Yeah definitely. Anything is better than who I am currently

i would press it faster than you can blink

>The idea of being yet another woman attracted only to Chad is abhorrent.
This. The scenario described in OP is ideal

Fuck, Saucenao isn't giving me anything. What this came from?

>be qt anime gf
>have qt anime gfs

What higher calling could there be in life?

Already half lesbian. Not sure how I'd navigate the 2d realm tho, or perceive anything, really

lmao easiest choice of my life

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At this stage of reality would you even actually exist? I don't think a two dimensional plane allows for human perception

>he never had anime dreams

lmao

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I agree. Getting to bang at least one chick at the same time and multiple carpet-munching? What's not to love?

That's different from being actually 2d because you have a three dimensional visual spectrum.

Fuck off, there's a difference between being a disgusting tranny in 3D (where the only reason to be a tranny IRL is for attention-whore identity politics reasons) and wanting to abandon this world for the 2D realm and simply being a cute girl there without any concern of whether you were originally a dude before you isekai'd or any other idiotic political baggage

As for OP, a thousand times yes. Who would want to become an anime girl to fuck dudes, anyway? The whole point is multiplying the sexy times two and not even having yourself as that one guy who kills the eroticism with male-homo vibes anymore. Nothing but prime 2D pussy everywhere, including yourself

>The whole point is multiplying the sexy times two and not even having yourself as that one guy who kills the eroticism with male-homo vibes anymore. Nothing but prime 2D pussy everywhere, including yourself

This, this user gets it

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>You will become an anime girl
Are you fucking braindead, nigger? The image literally says so. Go screech about trannies elsewhere.

At least your craving of getting fucked in the ass by a male will disappear.

here is a new one,
much more difficult choice to make here.

why would anyone not want to be a lesbian?

This is the deal without downsides.

you are dumn, obviously you would be a 3 dimensional being but only appear as 2d to people depending on their perspective, similar to how cell shaded graphics work i would if you cant imagine it.

Stop destroying this good fantasy scenario with your reality and logick.

Use yandex for saucing manga crops

>lesbian sex with my tulpa.
SUBARASHI

>>lesbian sex with my tulpa.
>SUBARASHI
baaased

Do I get to have sex with other anime girls?

You are all disgusting fetishists

i would and i already have a gf

what's so disgusting about wanting to be a les? there are people who want to be astronauts even tho they know they cannot

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god fucking yes, 100 times yes. gimme gimme anime mommy gf RIGHT NOW!

>but
orignally

yes, and?

You seem lost, go back to gender critical

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>Becoming a gril yes
>Becoming lesbian hell yeah
>Becoming an anime, no way. Did you ever think about how fucked up your vision is, animes are designed to look good for certain camera angles. Living in a world like that would be worse than to be stuck in a shitty VR vor life.

Nothing disgusting about wanting to be a girl or being a lesbian. What's disgusting is how you fetishise the female body and how it's probable that you only want to be a girl because you find its assets 'hot'

You have to go back

>finding the beauty of the female body "disgusting"

only a stupid normalfag outsider like you would say that

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hrt doesn't always change your sexuality, there's plenty of transbians around

Hell yeah I would. Thats like my dream.

Whatever, Quaker Oats.

I've seen this opinion elsewhere and its a stupid thing to get angry about to me? So what if a dude want a to be a woman strictly because it would be cool to be feminine and adorable? You sound like a bent out tranny that can't pass and has learned to "deal with it" but gets lossy when some guys out there would only want to be a woman if they could be pretty and still be in relationships with women.

>finding the female body beautiful
ok
>transitioning just to be able to fap to yourself
disgusting

Transition however you want but I find the concept of a man transitioning because he really likes women creepy and disgusting while the concept of transitioning because you literally can't stand your body fine. Also I'm not a tranny.

who the fuck is saying anything about transitioning you retard, its a fantasy scenario

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replace "transitioning" to "becoming" then retard

Why would I not want to be a lesbians? I'm not a faggot so obviously I would want pussy and not big gay dicks.

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You could mastrubate to your own body, it would be so amazing

Wouldn't this be better than being a straight anime girl? (from the perspective of an already straight dude)

Because you still get to smash other anime girls.

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I'd become a yuri but only as the toll to get isekai'd. If that's the only way then so be it. Looks like we're mashing clams.

No cos i fucking hate weebs
Gosh why didnt the USA nuke japan ?

Oh wait they did.... twice
Thats how fucking shitty and terrible anime is

Yeah in a heartbeat. Not trans though.

Nah, nukes contributed to the rise of anime.

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Cant i even get pissed off without getting pissed off even more ?
THEY NUKED JAPAN TWICE COS THE PLACE IS A FUCKING DEGENERATE IMPERIALIST HELLHOLE

Nah, it was less degenerate back then most likely.

They nuked it over a bunch of boats.

Weebs be gay
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hi
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FEK YOU THEY NUKED IT TWICE
>TWICE
You trying to justify it doesnt mean you get to fuck with my perfectly healthy anti-japanese sentiment. Although yes it wass less degenarte no pokemon and no modern anime/manga

Can I pick a specific anime girl and gain her powers?

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Yeah, they nuked it twice over a few boats.

What am I trying to justify exactly? I'm just pointing it out.

Also my other point was that it was less degenerate due to the nuclear (no pun intended) family, men with purpose, religion, other Jow Forums related stuff. Not anime.

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I promised my mama that I would become a Chad.

I can't fail her.

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