NEET and Hikikomori general Thread

I'm an underweight lazy fuck

its pretty great huh
for me:
>wake up at 2pm
>feel like shit from last night
>have a few cheese sticks or whatever as long as i dont have to cook it
>browse chans
>feel bad about myself
>try to go to sleep, cant
>get drunk
>lie in bed and run over in my head all the things im going to do tomorrow to escape neetdom
>repeat from step 1
my life is fun and cool bros

Listening to The Beach Boys petting my poodle life is good but Im a loser lol

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4 year shut in here. playing vidya all day every day. my dad gave away a truckload of wine he had in the cellar just to piss me off. he doesnt want me having fun. mom also stopped giving me money last month so i have no money to buy the new fire emblem. life is shit now and im gonna snap

my parents stopped bothering me about this. they personally talked to random store managers asking them to employ me. the look on their faces when they were told they arent hiring HAHAHAHA. so dad asked one of the managers at his workplace to hire me.... THE LOOK ON HIS FACE WHRN THEY SAID NO. he just stood there jaw dropped. now that they realize theres no jobs out there i can live in peace

self loathing shut-in neets who also hate everyone else are singlehandedly the most based people on this earth

Is being a Neet in Australia possible without staying with my parents?

What kind of games do you usually like user? If you like things like FE maybe we could be friends.

you should have started freelancing buddy for chump change. every little penny is worth somethingplus it feels better to buy shit on steam or import doujinsi with my hard earned hikiwork (ghostwriting essays). been doing that coz i haven't gotten pocket money since age 14. now a neet at 25 but at least try to find ways to buy what you want. im just happy i haven't been kicked out as of yet.

Getting my disability pension soon have a appointment on the 3rd for it, also I've been forced to move into a youth accommodation share house with 24/7 staff since I got kicked out of my nans for drinking. It really sucks, your curfew is 10:30pm and you have to do chores as well, you can't even stay in bed from the morning till afternoon. At 1pm you have to be out of the house till 4 which sucks because there's nothing to do so I just sleep on a bench or on the grass till I can return, no alcohol allowed either so I have to sneak it in. Once my pension gets approved everything will be smooth sailing from there, I'll have enough to get my own place and fully embrace the NEET and hikkimori lifestyle

Thats hilarious kek. Kind of in a similar shoes in that my mother keeps spamming me with shitty job links in relation to my meme degree every morning from all these scammy listing sites since 3 years and expect me to send my cv plus portfolio which i do out of spite so tha the few times i did get to be called in for rigged interviews or received rejection mails, i could wash my failures in her face without feeling bad about it. The look on her face when they know how hopeless it really is.
Pretty indifferent at this point. Lately even my professional email has been set to have some random nigger's profile pic to make sure i wont ever get called in for tiresome job interviews that are a waste of time, (i'm caucasian btw).

ive tried doing ghostwriting but my empty application was rejected by some websites. what website you use? i have a talent for writing though cant market it
ill play anything really. any big open world fantasy or just something short and sweet like dark souls and bioshock. sadly since i have no money i cant play xbox live with you, and i am only mediocre on splatoon and smash bros.

I'm also mediocre on Splatoon and Smash! I don't know if I can help much but I can try to be your friend and hear you out if you need someone.

i stopped caring myself. its just sad knowing my dad has no friends willing to help him. dumbfuck will break his back to prove to some jew he is a hard worker, but no one is there for him when he needs a favor in return. but im also mad at him for having kids yet failing to raise them. i have a sibling who cant even wash dishes. he is incapable of starting the lawnmower as well. i recently refused to do the lawn as well because its unfair my brother does nothing. shitty ass dad. my cousins got a car and job through their dad. promotions and shit. what a shitty roll i got

I don't expect to make a living but every once in a while when im really low on funds or just bored out of my neetdom, i look for ppl bitching about their assignments on twitter and dm them with offers. 1 out of 10 ppl is enough. i make like 10-40$ per essay which isnt much but still better than nothing. Upwork, jewlancer and the likes, take 10-20% cuts and there are a bunch of pajeet undercutters there which isnt cool. Simply reach out dirrectly to ppl in need of academic help for compensation of course but at least u get to keep what agreed upon. Have a neet designer friend and he does the same so it works for /gdes/ too.

Literally just enlist in the military for 4 years. It will change your life for the better.

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>Literally just enlist in the military for 4 years. It will change your life for the better.

Dont tell the mentally ill what to do chad you have great success and are at the top of the social latter you dont know what its like to have problems.

yeah i figured reaching out to people directly was the best way to go about it. i dont mean to survive off of this too i just need money seeing as mom cut me off. thanks, i may be a neet but i do actually try in life

>dad wont stop shouting at me to get a job
>says hes gonna throw me out on my ass
wat do?

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Yes but you'd need to live in an extremely undesirable place in order to keep costs (namely rent) minimal.

I was like you guys/gals once. Graduated high school. Had no plans. Lived with parents for two years. (was in the delayed entry program for the air force for 8 months of those two waiting on a job) Finally picked a job 2W0X1 Munitions Systems Technician. Been in for 7 years and it's the best decision I've ever made. Steady pay (im an E-5 stateside making about 4k a month. Medical is taken care of. Housing. Food. Job satisfaction is high.) Seriously. "Mentally ill" or not please consider it.

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are you in the u.s. and under age 24? google job corps phone number-- this program offers free housing. if not then learn to panhandle and camp

I'm 25 and live in canada.

I think its over for me. I couldnt be homeless, I'm not strong enough.

That is nothing like us.

get a job or leave, not really a hard decision

Join the Air Force. Please go talk to a recruiter. I can hook you up with contact info if you'd like it. You can do part time (guard/reserve) or full time active duty. 8 year commitment 4 years active and 4 reserves or 6 years active and two reserves with a rank up to E-3 when you graduate technical school.

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If I get disability funds, will that help?

I have worked with these mad lads before. Check them out. forces.ca/en/talk-to-a-recruiter/

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>get a job or leave, not really a hard decision

Fuck off some NEEts have mental illness that make them unable to work or leave home especially hikikomori.

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>military
Yeah, no.
I'm not fighting for this commie cuck nation.

NEET for a year and a half. I don't want to be unemployed I just can't do interviews and socialising. I survive doing part time work during elections where they don't require interviews, but they are too selfish to not call an election every other week. I'm amazed at how quickly time has went since leaving university, I have achieved absolutely nothing in the last year. I hate doing this.
>inb4 join the military
Got medically rejected in my cunts army. Straight out the door after seeing 10 years of repeated hearing problems and eczema in my medical record.

alright army recruiters, getting into esports was a funky move but can you stop trying to grab people off Jow Forums?

literally kill yourself you fucking vampire.

This.
I've had a fee jobs and they make me so fucking anxious. I have an appointment with a psychiatrist, but I dont know if that will get me anywhere. I know I have an anxiety problem, I'm just trying to get diagnosed. Maybe that will be the road to neetbux.

ITT: literally no hikkikomoris
i hate normalfaggots larping as hikkis, you don't understand it. For you its just a cool hip phrase from your favourite 'sad','depressing','crushing' anime which point is really dumb and doesnt develop anything remotely realistic or interesting. None of you sit inside of your house not going anywhere except for groceries if you're lucky for almost 2 years without any sort of actual human contact or even talking with anyone.
You all dumb fucking normalfaggots disgust me, OP you're also a fucking dumb faggot who reddit spaces so fucking idioticly my eyes hurt, this is fucking dumb
>People who go to work school or have a social life are not hikikomori.
no, those are NEETs maybe with exclusion of social life as that isnt necessary.
Being a Hikikomori isn't just 'haha i dont have any friends and sit inside my house so often :3' you're a fucking disgusting subhuman trash, i hate you all

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Laughs in stable middle class employment.

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I'm a real hikki but these threads are usually low quality and die quickly so theres no point in participating.. Also what the fuck would I even talk about, how I did the exact same routine today that I have done for the past few years? If I wanted to talk about the anime or vidya I watch id just go to the appropriate boards and see real discussion about it there.

I'm not a recruiter. I just wanna shine light on a not so shitty avenue you can take.

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as if Asuka would be interested in us losers. She only wants chads like Kaji desu

i literally dropped out of school in sophmore year to play video games all day. but yeah people with degrees astound me. how are you smart enough to pass calculus but not get a job? thats insane

i know, although all im just willing to say is how much the phenomenon of faggots like OP using 'hikki' to describe their dumb fucking NEET lifestyle when they still can fully function outside amongst people and probably do so still pisses me off everyday i see it, i usually don't reply because i know those threads are filled with cat shit but this one was made in such a poor attempt it fills me with disgust.
Eitherway, this doesn't even matter at all, OP still will be a faggot no matter what this thread was probably made by a dumb zoomer anyway

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Listen while i do agree with you you have no right to judge every single person because you have never met them you dont know what their life is like it just makes you come off as a complete dick.

I feel sorry for you dude joining the army, THIS SHIT is not worth dying for at all, right now some faggot is on his computer jacking it to furry and pony porn while you guys are out risking your lifes. Stupid foids are pissing on ur graves and sitting on veterans graves, these people are fucking ungreatful.

Just come home dude, fuck these people your life is not worth this shit, you only get 1 life man, after that its nothing at all.

You would be suprised dude.
Shinji is alot like us and I know she had feelings for him.

Refer to this post and i hate to hurt your snowflake feelings but most hikikomori still go outside they are just isolated socially it doesn't mean staying at home for 6 months and never leaving AT ALL no the 6 months duration in the definition actually means that the person must be going through a period of isolation for 6 months in order to be diagnosed as a hikikomori in Japan.

you realize not every military job involves fighting muslims right. he literally said he fixes things for a living. he doesnt run around in the desert with a gun

Oh right my bad should have read more.
Hopefully though what I wrote is seen by someone thinking of joining the military though.

Oki Admiral Umaru, no need to rage.

I'm in the Air Force. I've been in for 7 years. I have never been deployed. I've been to Guam, Korea, and Alaska. I have never been in a situation where I've had the risk of dying. Even at a deployed location the chances of dying are incredibly low for this career field (Munitions Systems) We are stationed at Air Force bases and Air bases "down range" typically in "developed" countries like the UAE. FAR from the "action". I've never built a bomb in malice. I have never been at risk to "die for some faggot jacking it to furry porn" "Stupid foids are pissing on ur graves and sitting on veterans graves" that is their right to do so.

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thats not being a hikki, thats being a NEET with social anxiety.
if 8ch wasn't down id refer you to /hikki/ but i know this is just a dumb bait.
Just be grateful your life isn't this fucked underaged user

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Other countries borrow other countries words plus there are hikikomori type people in other countries too this is a proven fact you retarded niggers.

Do people get fucked with in the military? I know a lot of weird guys enlist but I don't want to get my shit kicked in for doing things like meditating.

Facts dontcare about your feelings special snowflake do some actual research on hikikomori.

this is the most out of touch bait i've ever seen, this actually hurt me to read

>Oki Admiral Umaru, no need to rage.

That guy is a man child and a huge fucking brat.

No one get's "fucked with" as far as the Air Force goes. The Air Force is very inclusive and has cracked down hard on "hazing" in recent years. You aren't going to "get your shit kicked in" for taking some time to meditate or other religious practices if that is what you mean.

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Should I start a weekly "The Military Service isn't so bad" thread here for you guys/gals. Or is that too much?

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tfw ywn be as based of an umaru poster as him

>this is the most out of touch bait i've ever seen, this actually hurt me to read

Its not bait and again facts dont care about your feelings snowflake most hikikomori still go outside they just spend most of the day and nearly everyday at home one guy they interview in this article would leave his house to walk his dog.

japantimes.co.jp/life/2019/06/01/lifestyle/prison-inside-japans-hikikomori-lack-relationships-not-physical-spaces/#.XVTTqehKjIU

Eventually hes gonna end up old fat bald and a sad pathetic fuck who accomplished nothing just like a certain psychopath who shall not be named at least im trying to stop being a NEET/Hikikomori i got off my ass and recently went looking for a job.

>just like a certain psychopath who shall not be named
star?
>at least im trying to stop being a NEET/Hikikomori
Good for you, but not everyone is healthy enough to do that. It's not always a matter of not wanting to, it's often that they can't.

>star?

No Star is not a psychopath hes just a sociopath to a certain extent i mean gunjy.

>Good for you, but not everyone is healthy enough to do that. It's not always a matter of not wanting to, it's often that they can't.

True ill give you that but i believe a person can change it just takes baby steps you cant just throw your arms up and give up forever.

>literally kill yourself you fucking vampire.

This.

Maybe it would be useful if you did an ama thread once a week

You're a fucking loser. I hope you starve to death once your parents die of disappointment.

Neetubers are the worst kind of breed.

>be NEET for a year, love it
>finally get job, hate it
>parents terrorize me into paying a therapist every month to listen to me complain about hating wageslaving

I am at the therapist now waiting go go in. This is my 4th appointment. They don't help. after this i will tell my parents it's a waste of money and doesn't help

I'm just glad i did this. it'd not pointless, i paid them so my parents would leave me alone. I live by myself and work full timr but my rich parents own the condo & i pay them rent

imagine gatekeeping people about being a useless faggot

1ktf
Thanks desu

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wtf you want me to do? if theres no jobs theres no jobs

my mentalstate and moods have been very inconsistent and seem to be more varied than normal, maybe has something to do with the fact I am no longer receiving mental illness support but I'm not sure.
I am annoyed I need to change my nighttime walk/run route I take when I feel comfy due to the fact I have been harassed multiple times by some stupid boomer and people have informed me it's very unsafe and to run with friends, but I can't as I do not have those atm since I stopped going to hs classes
at least my room is clean/comfortable

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Y'all neetgas just tryin to justify bein a useless membear of society 'n' a parasitic lifeform to yo mom-popy whom you should respect for giving birth in da first place. How bout flippin dem bargas a la mcdo like i do?! Get in da fucking cagie! GET IN THE MOTHERFUCKING CAGIE you useless Shinjis and be happy your alive senpaitachi.

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>imagine gatekeeping people about being a useless faggot

Its not gatekeeping when NEEt and hikikomori have very specific definitions someone who works a part-time job is not a NEET they are whats called a Freeter someone who likes to stay home but still goes to school or work is not a hikikomori they are an introvert.

>neetgas

White nigger.

But I can't work if I'm receiving disability bux. They'll take them away from me.

8 more days til classic WoW comes out

8 more days until my life has meaning again

>self loathing shut-in neets who also hate everyone else are singlehandedly the most based people on this earth

Doomers are not role models they are pathetic fucks.

Good luck user hope you do great.

Enrolled in college last week (comp sci), so I won't be a neet anymore starting October. Any tips for dealing with the feelings of inferiority while there? I'm honestly going to miss this lifestyle.

I'm pretty much housebound for personal reasons
Haven't been drinking for one year but the boredom and anxiety combined are getting to me
Just one drink wouldn't hurt right?

what class will you play user?

It'd be best to buy at least a couple bottles and cases into storage, just in case.

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planning on playing warlock

my guild from a few different games is going to play so i'll also have online friends again

looking forward to it :)

>Just one drink wouldn't hurt right?

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My roommates let me stay in my room because I bring in so much from foodstamps. Those finally got cancelled today so I'm at DCFS trying to renew them.

I want to rip my eyes out this is so stressful.

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There's always some retard in these threads gatekeeping the term hikikomori. This time the retard didn't even read the whole OP properly. It's a thread for NEETs and hikikomori both. Also if we're here, unemployed and living at home, are we really going to have a pissing contest on who has it the worst?

>Also if we're here, unemployed and living at home, are we really going to have a pissing contest on who has it the worst?
Obviously wagies have it worst

You're living in paradise. You have food, shelter and internet and you don't have to slave your life away to obtain it

these threads always have normalshits and such in them, its not worth posting daily neet experiences and feels here

Where else would you post them if not here?