>tfw will become a 22 year old virgin in a few days
Where do I adopt a cat in Trondheim?
Tfw will become a 22 year old virgin in a few days
Angel Ross
Adam Myers
Norway looks so fucking beautiful... why did I have to be born in America
Jeremiah Butler
Just adopt street cat. Teach you compassion. If you good at it you probably will get more sociable.
Easton Cooper
America is a whole continent dude. Not only the shithole you live.
Jackson Jackson
What do you want as a birthday gift?
Parker Collins
>To leave this site.
Come on, you have to be realistic here.
Aaron Miller
I was thinking of something feasible, along the lines of sharpie in pooper.
Cameron James
I'll be 22 next year
Kissless virgin here
Ethan Watson
Hey I'm from Bergen, wanna be friends?
Austin Collins
Alright, i've made you a dumb birthday pic, wanna see it?
Jonathan Wood
Wtf are you gonna do with the cat user?
Your not gonna lewd it right?
Tyler Walker
>3 years and you'll be a cake
lmao
Jaxson Long
>am already a 22 year old virgin
>spent my entire teenage years and young adulthood trying to get a gf before time was up
>ultimately just resulted in several rejections and one date that ended badly
>all my efforts were for nothing
Cooper Brown
>implying 3 years isn't plenty of time
A delicious cake that all these Norwegian boys will just beg to get a taste of, old man. I have all the time and money in the world to improve myself. Meanwhile you life can only get worse with a dead-end job and a kid on the way.
Andrew Bell
open your legs and there'll be a lot of spears coming your way
Evan Baker
I don't think I'm that desperate yet. I can still get a genuine loving relationship.
Carson Cruz
stop dabbing on Norwegian girls, it's not very nice
Jace Reed
Eh. I'm just insecure. I don't even speak proper Norwegian, so my chances are nil. I don't actually have anything against them.
Jose Rodriguez
I've changed the car wheels, i'm a real man now.
Noah Sanchez
I am also a virgin but not quite as old
why is that bad?
Robert Barnes
Why do you still post on 4chsn so much, what do u get out of it?
Wyatt Campbell
>genuine loving relationship
Love isn't real, sweetie. Men will 'love' you as long as you have the looks, lose a leg and all goes out of the window hence why age is so important to guys. Women will 'love' you as long as you're useful and provide to them, lose that and same result. There goes your 'love'.
That's the rule but as always exceptions happen. Save your 'incel' insults, you know it's true.
Jacob Johnson
Good. You're getting there.
I don't know. I don't think it's bad by itself. It's just a reminder on how far behind everyone else I am. I think one of my former classmates is already married. I don't even have a driver's license. The worst part for me, I think, is being a disappointment for my family. I used to be considered the most promising one out of all my cousins. Turns out I'm the biggest loser among them.
Bentley Moore
23-yea-old Virgo here. I am a year older haha!
Alexander Moore
What's my prize for getting there?
Ian Young
I kind of understand that
a lot of my family had high expectations of me to accomplish things in life, and when I think about how I stopped going to highschool classes and now all the people I went to school with are going to be ahead of me if I even decide to go back.
I also don't have my driver's licence but I've only been putting off getting it a year so far
that's not so bad right. . .
just get married and become a mother asap, that's my plan
Caleb Rivera
>i'm a real man now.
Can you drive manual?
Chase Williams
>just get married and become a mother asap, that's my plan
Why? Don't you think you'd be a pretty terrible one? I can barely look after myself. I can't even begin to imagine bringing new life into this world. Any kid of mine would end up hating me and rightfully so. I'd probably just try to buy their affection and obedience, thus ruining them even more.
Andrew Evans
You're not a REAL man until you've changed the clutch, suspension and brakes you dumdum
Thomas Sanders
>dead end
They are making me a district manager in 2 years. 401k and other benefits. Yeah i bet in 3 years you will hit the wall since you're white lmao
John James
You've bought into the virginity meme. You are judging your worth as an individual against others. Make something, live a good life.
Connor Harris
> Don't you think you'd be a pretty terrible one?
It's all i've dreamed about being since I was a super young, I think I would do okay
I might be mentally ill but I can cook and clean and have babysat a few times.
I think I could give my children a nice life
Austin Stewart
Can't you just discipline and love them like a real mother?
No but i'm getting there.
Anthony Turner
as long as white femoids practice good skincare they don't age badly
I look like 14
Jack Scott
My mom is 40 and she's fine.
That's nice. I'm pretty useless in comparison. I never was really pushed to do anything for myself, I suppose.
And how am I supposed to do that?