Prostitute/hooker thread

>blowjobs > sex
honestly I buy it. Sex is a lot hotter to watch or rp, but yeah I can imagine a good blowjob/handjob being good

sucks to be you. Cops do the same where I'm at but luckily I've got the number of a petite asian milf from the backpage days. She lets me raw and anal for 200.

not worth it, plus getting laid now a days is extremely easy

Worth it. I lost my virginity to a hot young lady. I couldn't do much, because of her rules, but she was hot and it was cool. Then I fucked other bitches. Always with joy.

>anal
how is it? Smelly? Is that really worth it?

It's not about the money for me. It's about not getting arrested.

If you're a virgin over 18 then do it.
Otherwise don't bother.
Pussy isn't worth $140. It's a wet hole ffs.

Last one was in amsterdam. Total ripoff. She didn't even get naked, sucked my dick but she was terrible at it. So I fapped looking at her and gtfo telling her she was bad at her job. 200 euros for this shit godamnit.

true, pussy isn't worth $140 but surely an experienced escort is right?
damn that sucks bro. How is service not standardized in a place like amsterdam?

why would you like a blowjob more than sex? wouldn't vaginas presumably be wetter/tighter/hotter etc.?

apparently the inside of the mouth is exactly the same type as the inside of vaginas. Furthermore, the blowjob comes with the guarantee of wetness (saliva production), and the added stimulus of the tongue.

I have a regular I see for $100

Bareback full service and she comes to my place any time of the day.

Very nice and sensual. I had to go through several shitty providers before I found her.

>Live an apartment.
>Woman a couple doors down from me is a high-end prostitute.
>Bumping into each other a few times.
>Start to get to know each other.
>She's clever as hell and I find myself enjoying talking to her.
>Start inviting each other over for beers and food.
>We just talk and watch movies.
>This has been going on for almost two years.
>About a month or two ago she started cuddling up to me on the couch.
>It was playful at first, but now there's a longing to it.
>Started catching myself thinking about her more.
>Feeling more and more tense whenever we hang out.
Jesus, I think I'm falling for a literal whore. What the fuck do I do? I don't want to stop hanging out with her but it's getting to be too much.

Blowjobs are boring.
They aren't worth the time it takes to get them and most women are shit at them.

why does it matter if she's a whore? Would it be strange for a rich stacey to fall for a stunning garbage collection man or plumber?

wait so people who like blowjobs more then basically can't get girls wet?
at least with PIV both people can pretend to like it, i have no idea why a woman would pretend to give a shit about giving a blowjob

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Yeah hookers are fucking awesome idk why anyone would be a virgin if they can just fuck a hooker they pretend to care about your bullshit and the ones Ive been with are usually really nice and good at what they do. I have this omen girl who is a 10/10 and she fucks like a porn star and she lets me Bitch about how depressed I am and then makes me feel better yeah its worth it if you find a good one for sure

even if we assume that you can get every single girl in the world wet regardless of the context, do you really think a wet pussy is going to be wetter than your mouth literally right this second right now? And that's not even factoring intentional saliva production, which literally anyone who isn't dying of thirst can do at the drop of a hat

Sucking dick turns some women on. Others like to think they're good at sex.
Reality, 90% of blowjobs are tedious to receive. I think I had maybe 2 or 3 good ones in like 20 years.
If women had to try to make men cum, most of them would fail miserably.

I'd only get a hooker to titfuck, because I'm even less likely to ever get in bed with a busty woman than any other kind. I wouldn't last more than five minutes either way. So I'd rather not pay to lose my virginity unless she's a 10/10, completely clean, and willing to let me cum multiple times. Doesn't matter though, there are no quality hookers where I live

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>paid $100 for 30 minutes
>wanted to try some rough stuff (her to be rough with me not vice versa)
>ate her out, she came in 5 minutes
>get kicked out
Not worth it bros

Because it's unsettling to feel that way about someone who's taken who knows how many dicks. From what I've heard she usually gets hired by rich guys as arm candy for events, and sex is only an occasional thing. But that doesn't really settle me any.

It's honestly frustrating. She's as damn close to my ideal as I've ever seen, the more I think about it, but it's mired by the fact that she was a whore.

I just want to settle this in my mind before our next get together.

Keep away from any woman who's had more than 1 sexual partner a year from Age of Consent. She's wasting your time.

Is eros the only trustable site to find prostitutes?
Locally I've only seen skinny ass meth heads around here.
I need to find some safe shit.

Tell me about it, never again.
I had an experience in brussel with a black hooker and it was great. Huge tits and all, she even offered weed at some point.

The wetness is true but most importantly a mouth is tighter and she can close it in on your dick way easier as well as her being able to suction it. And she can do some nice stuff with her tongue

shit I'm gonna be in brussels net year, where did you go?

depends on the location, but generally local forums/boards are best for sourcing quality whores. usasexguide is a good place to start if your city doesn't have its own erotic board. Perfect example of a city with a good board is Toronto's terb. They do a decent job of filtering normies and they don't have to worry about cops because selling sex isn't illegal there, only buying is.

cops generally are crawling usasexguide, but every once in a while the retards will skip over a gem and a good link will get buried by inane discussion

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>Toronto's terb.
I'd be willing to drive over the border, I'm in New York, is it really safe to find an escort there?
Like, a serious girlfriend experience for a weekend in a hotel room where we just cuddle and sleep together and go out to eat and watch movies and I can go down on her?

anyone please halp
is this smart to do? how can I find a legit GFE who will actually be worth the hassle?

>smelly
yes. But the intense pleasure you get from fucking and cumming raw into a woman's asshole warps your mind into actually liking the small of ass. I like to think that's what the sniffposters are all on about, but I know that they are really just some gross perverts.
>how is it
It's a different texture sensation than the other holes, and a tight grip around the base of the cock. I like to go deep and thrust instead of doing a full in-n-out.
>worth it
If you are circumcised, it is definitely worth it. It's as if men were circumcised for the purpose of penetrating asshole. Since I wasn't given the choice, I feel it is my right to a woman's ass as compensation for the lost sensation elsewhere. Uncircumcised guys often dislike it because their foreskin lubes it up so they lose friction and they are also scared of getting infected. Also uncircumcised penises are more emotional so they feel like they are doing it faggot style and that upsets their foreskins. There is nothing better than going in dry and pumping hard and deep making her ass bleed, as she screams and cries in pain, struggling to get away, but shown no mercy until I cum. But this is for experts only who aren't bothered by a little poop and blood.
>wanted to do some kind of degenerate unnatural sex
>is surprised it isn't worth 100
Do I need to post the pic that shows that 1/5 women cum from rape? Or the pic that 5/5 men cum from raping women?

>>wanted to do some kind of degenerate unnatural sex
>>is surprised it isn't worth 100
Mate she didnt even do anything rough, it straight up wasn't what I asked for

>hey babe let's do some rough stuff
>I'll start by eating you out
>she cums
>kicks you out
Oof, that's rough.

you ever see those suspicious as hell asian girl ads that have either models or jav actresses for photos and are clearly just email collection scams? Yeah those girls are in toronto

check out moonwaitingvip as a good example, all those girls are legit, every single review I've read on terb claims as such. It's honestly crazy the sex scene they have up there. Can't speak to GFE, but I guarantee you can find what you want up there.

how did you get your current girl to do painal jesus christ. Did you pay extra initially or what

That was a different girl I did painal with. She was anally less experienced than me, but she thought that I was a noob, so she had no idea what I had in store for her. I paid what we had agreed on for anal (200).

ballpark, are there escorts who would be willing to do a weekend of cuddling and girlfriend experience in general? how much would that be?
I dont mind a thousand or so, especially after I pay for a nice hotel
like two overnights and days

that's definitely something you gotta negotiate in-person. I have no idea but someone on terb likely knows better. But you'll be out a grand for just a night honestly, Toronto can get expensive

I expected as much, I wish it would be easier, I just seriously dont want to risk my job over here in the US but seems like I's harder to find women who just want to cuddle and get massages and get paid to deal with my pathetic hopeless romanticism moreso than it is to get a girlfriend.
Oh well.

I mean honestly if I were you I'd book 2 or 3 hours a day for a couple days. It looks like it's about $230 USD per hour for most of these asian girls. Total damage would be just over $1300 for two days 3 hours per day. Of course somehow you'd need to communicate with them, but I think generally its more of an issue of scheduling that anything else.

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can't you just take a regular girl on food dates and then cry to her about your emotions? It's probably a lot cheaper.

any user have experience in the red light district in the netherlands? Was the girl hot? Was it worth it? How was the cost? How did you feel walking out? Would you do it again? Was the girl enthusiastic or did you feel or know it was a ploy for money?

Sorry for question spam, am a retard.