How do you get a mommy gf or similar?

>set the age range accordingly
w-what age range? im 20

Probably have the easiest time with 40+. 30-39 they still think they "got it" and are holding out for a 10/10 provider for her and her kids unless she specifically has a fetish for much younger guys. After 40 they start to accept it and are more open to the perceived kink of having a boy toy and older single women are usually more
financially independent and are fine just looking for a fuck. Just at least have a job better than fast food or be a full time student, if you're a complete broke loser she won't want to mess with you unless you're legitimately some chad-god stud

This user gets it, it's extremely rare, I've been into this for a long long time now, only found one woman willing to entertain the idea fully and who actually gets off on it, she's also psychologist. Does she spoil me when I visit her a few times a year and spend a week or so with her? YES. Does she lead me around the bedroom and take the light dominant role? Yes. I always without fail fall asleep with my face buried in her chest, her arms wrapped around me, it's the greatest feeling in the world, usually wake up like that in the morning. There are times I wake up in the middle of the night and my face isn't in her chest and she's out cold, it's crazy how she'll either turn over for me in her sleep for me to bury my face in and wrap her arms around me. She always tells me I'll never find this feeling elsewhere and it's the same for her. Here's the fun part, she warned me early on, if I ever do that mommy shit in public, it's all over, but I never had the urge, it's always been strictly in the bedroom only. In public she's kind of submissive acting with me always latching on, it feels natural for me too, in the bedroom though always strictly mommy time. Ask away if you guys want to know more.

Also all of this applies to women that still look good for their age, if you're desperate for any port in a storm then just swipe on every fatty and lot lizard you see

>port in a storm
>lot lizard
what did user mean by this?

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>any port in a storm
id assume putting your dick in something because its urgent.. for some reason
>lot lizard
prosties in truck stops

What's the sex like ? Orignal commento

>What's the sex like ?
like this

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Here's how you do it OP:
>be chad
>tell her what you want
Girls worth anything will change into whatever Chad wants. You don't find a mommy gf, you make one.

I'm not Chad though and I doubt I'd want a mommy gf as much if I was.

Incredible, it's what I'm into, so I'm highly aroused alone with her, we don't even need to role play sometimes, the mood feeling is there and the thought of what we have that gets me and her where we want to go, but even if it's just light role play it makes me all crazy.
nein, not like this user, not like this. I doubt she'd even entertain this, it's not that type of relationship, the bottom good boy yea though, and truthfully she wouldn't need to tie me up, she can easily get me in those positions with a little encouragement, I don't know how she'd look at me asking to stuff her fingers up my rear and I'd probably snap out of it and open hand smack her. :^)

NOOOOOOO NOT MAKOTO FFS POOR BASTARD

I just wanted an excuse to post some more of my femdom porn ITT in case someone would like it really..

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I would. Please if you have q.t small boys with muscles.

uh... does this count? lol

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i have this too a

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I accept. Peak boy has a bit of muscle.

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>how do you get a mommy gf or similar?
You don't. You're going to be alone forever, jst like me, and every other robot. Admit it, embrace it, and move on.

well i had online gf and bfs before so i dont know if that is true and giving up will cause you to never arrive at your goals so i dont want to give up

>giving up will cause you to never arrive at your goals
Do you try to levitate ass naked too? Break down brick walls with nothing but your fists? No? Because both are impossible. I "gave up" because I realized that i'll always be alone no matter what I do.
>Online gf and bf
Orbiting, great.

Wow, aren't you a bright shining hole radiating optimism and hope.

Cope, failed normalfag.

that's where you're wrong kiddo! Seethe more black stuff.

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Oh, just fuck right off. Life going well for you? Nice, just fucking leave the board then, fucks like you have ruined it for us actual fucking robots. You don't understand true loneliness, so you brag about your blind fucking optimism just to fucking showboat to the rest of us. "If you give up you never achieve your goals?" Nice sentiment, Dr. Phil, but try maintaining that after an entire lifetime of fucking things up. When you truly understand crippling mental conditions, ugliness, and other things that plague real robots maybe you'll learn to drop the fake act of "we're gonna make it". You might, because you don't belong here. Robots? We're fucked, plain and fucking simple. We never should have been born, and because we're so fucking cowardly we don't off ourselves as we fucking should here we are posting on a board infested by normalfags like you Leave, you're not impressing anyone, you're just kicking a dead horse.

I'm old, was r9k once in my life too, shit was so long ago r9k wasn't around. You'll grow out of it. I wanna poke the dead horse in the belly and watch the explosion though. So keep going user.

Turn it into a switch relationship. Girls who are into femdom are pretty rare and girls who are only into femdom even moreso. Only heard bad things about longterm pure femdom relationships.

>You'll grow out of it.
When I grow a pair and off myself, yeah. Fuck off with this "lol i'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much better and more experienced than u xD" shit.

Yea, keep that shit in the bedroom at least, irl exert dominance a bit, no girl wants a pussy really, even though they'll gladly keep one around till they get bored.
I'll extend my gloved hand out and run thousands of volts through you, think of it as electro shock therapy user.

Someone's getting bratty

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Are you the mommy femanon jojoposter????

Don't call me mommy, I'm not that old.

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