If natural futanari were real, would you willingly date one?

Yes absolutely I wish they were real.

That's implied I think, we already have passing trans.

I would. It would be nice to have a girlfriend

Would I? I'd try to get an entire harem of the fuckers! Be fucking futanari butt and sucking futanari ballz for days.

fuck yes 100%

Im not gay but i had a dream i was sucking a dick. At was i was bad but then i tapped into my inner slut and got really good at it. I notice in pprn alot of this "professional" dont even know how to suck dick right. I really wanted to suck the skin off a dick irl but thats gay as fuck, so that'll never happen. But if futa was real i would be a blowjob machine for them. No butt stuff that shits gay.

My thoughts exactly. Imagine going down on that dick and then, just before she cums, you stop. You keep that bitch on edge for hours until she BEGS for you to let her cum, of course you use the opportunity to blackmail her into becoming your cockslut for the rest of her life.

>if natural futanari were real
But they are, faggot.
Women and Men with both sets of genitalia exist irl.
It's just not that common to happen.
>would you willingly date one?
2D is is idealized and fairly superior than 3D. So no. Real people disgust me.

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100% yes, futanari's are pretty much the ideal gfs. I wish some richfag would start creating them.

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no they don't, it is usually just inverted balls or oversized/misplaced clitoris which does not look or function like a dick btw

We can only hope Elon Musk will eventually start working on that shit, since he seems to be one of us to some extent

>t. retard normiefaggot
I didn't know being a faggot came with a one digit iq

If only there was a way that we could show people like Senor Musk and Overlord Bezos the glory of the futanari.

Futas don't exist you monumental faggot. You either have a fully developed/functioning vagina and a deformed penis, or a fully developed/functioning penis and a deformed vagina. You can't have both of them being developed/functioning.

Elon probably has an underground Umbrella-like division of his company workin on that. Man can't exactly go around saying "MAN, I DO LOVE MYSELF SOME ANIME CHICKS WITH DICKS!"

If I ever somehow became ultra rich super villian I'd fund genetically altered programmable slave woman of two varieties, never aging lolis and futanari older sister gyrau types.
To be eligible to own one you'd need to somehow prove you posted on Jow Forums before 2011.

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based, i want this to happen

I would it her dick 24/7. I like dicks but not the rest of the male, so Futa is perfect.

i would suck her*

Absolutely, I'd love to be her cumdump if possible

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>ywn be a free use cumdump roommate of a group of well endowed gothic futas
How do we continue living user? Tell me how.

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I wouldn't bother wearing clothes around the house if I was in that situation

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I literally cannot imagine a world more perfect and safe than one where futas replace all men. I would even help them kill men if that is what it took. God I wish I had a futa girlfriend...

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Its already been done user

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If futa were real they'd have better options than anons.
Also likely they'd be attracted to women anyway.

Why, fucking why, does someone have to insert the incel view into everything? This isn't even a real situation. I bet you lose arguments you have in your head.

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Yeah, why not? I'm not too much into the idea of pegging, so I'd probably limit myself to giving her a handjob from time to time. That aside, I'd have no other problems dating a futa. I dare say it'd be an extremely interesting experience too

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>if natural futanari were real, would you willingly date one?
yes
>you can both take turns at being dominant/submissive if that's what you're into.
yes

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if she sounds like laura bailey then yes

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Absolutely, hopefully roasties would finally go extinct if futa was real.

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Yes. Too bad they don't exist.

I'd gladly sacrifice the lot of you for a futa wife, sorry bros.

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No, I'm not a faggot who likes dick, or beta who's desperate enough to let someone fuck them

I'd want to BE one, not fuck one. Then I could find a bf and pound his throat when he misbehaves.

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Hell yes I would. It's just dating a ladyboy but better, and I'd date a decent ladyboy

You've got the power to get as close as possible. Do it for us, the submissive men.

I really like cock, I like it so much more than vagina. I don't even think it's a porn-induced thing, I've just liked them ever since I first stopped and really admired one. I like the look, the smell, everything about it, but I've never had sexual thoughts about a dude. Hell, even thinking about that kills my boner almost immediately. So yes, I would date one. I'd marry her even. Especially so if she's the dick-and-balls variety.

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hell no that's gay as fuck. I also wouldn't want to be one.

Not a tranny unfortunately. If the technology ever gets good enough I'll let you know.

>dick
But that's gay user.

That's what crossdressing is for. No need to transition to live your futa dreams.

just think of it as an enhanced strap-on. but honestly imo liking dick doesn't make you gay but liking males do. futas are females hence not gay. i mean usually guys "like" their own dicks but they're not gay so...

Everyone who replied "yes" is a person of unquantifiable taste. May the Gods of Futa bless our endeavors

Sure but only sub futas I think, or cocky futa at best

I want a futa to worship as she impregnates my gf

I just want to fuck futas into submission, make them my sex slaves.

Literally this, I fucking love dicks but the thought of doing it with a guy is fucking disgusting. There really is no hope for futafags unless since good looking trannies can't even get boners either.

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No hard feelings it's what any sane man would do

That's hot too, I'd love to fuck one but I know they're the superior life form

Yeah, i'd do the same man.

If my girl was turned into one overnight? Then yeah because I still love her and I would do anything to satisfy her. You get what I mean?

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>tfw no bf to turn into my dom futa gf

>tfw no small dick futa gf that gets all flustered when I tease her about her size.

>tfw no bashful large dick futa gf to lock up and tease about how she won't be needing it.

>tfw no big dick, shy,submissive, thicc futa gf that's always dressed in a naked apron when i get back from work, just waiting to get plowed and welcomes me with "Welcome home, master".

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That Jap trope of coming home to a loving wife or girlfriend who greets you at the door and asks
>'what would you like? Dinner? A bath? Or maybe... me?'
Fucking gets me every time. I would kill for that in my life.

Yeah man. Just imagine having her wash your body with hers, then as you get out of the shower she just lays on the bed, her cock erect and her ass up in the air, eyes begging for you to indulge yourselft in her body.

>She'll never feverishly apologize to you for cumming in her pouch panties while you furiously take her from behind.
Jesus, user, I fapped yesterday, don't make me do it again.

Are you a girl? Or are you betraying your own kind for girl cock?

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What would be the social etiquette in a world with futas? Like, suppose a futa looked at you and popped a boner, and she was quite cute. Would it be acceptable to just flat out invite her to sex right there?

God, I want futa cock in my mouth so freaking bad you have

You have no fucking idea how much I want futa cock in my mouth*

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people who like futa are the same people who saw a vagina at 5 years and thought it was disgusting but they still like boobs so they were like fuck it desu

I'd prefer to suck on that futa ballsack tho.

yes but no butt stuff

IF it was a futa as beautiful as that one I'd have no problem letting her fuck my ass after I was done busting a few wads up her various holes first.

would fuck her but never be sub

How many of you finger yourselves and play with your butthole as you fantasize with the idea of getting fucked by a huge and cute futa girl?

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The thought has literally never crossed my mind ever. All i think about is fucking a futanari in the ass, for hours, making her cum again and again until she begs me to stop. I want to make her my slave, again and again.

Do femanons like futanari?

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I really wish futas were real. They would be the ideal gf.
The only thing I can hope for is a qt tranner that doesn't hate their dck but that's near impossible.

Trannies are the closest we have and it's pretty sad

Fuck yes i would, but only one with a vag

A futa that doesn't have a vag is not a chick with a dick, it's just a guy with tits and we already have those.

of course i would
the question is, would they date me? probably not

Why would any man willingly date a woman with a penis bigger than his?

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no. that shit would be gay.

only if she had a vagina and wanted to get married and have kids.

What's that signature say?

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Cause they'd be more fun to break

I've got a dildo but it's pretty small and still hurts. Need more training desu.

Now, I'm no philosopher; but isn't sex supposed to be hot and steamy? What does she mean she want's to cool down. How the fuck am I supposed to cool off her body with my body. Or does she actually need like ice or something, maybe she's not talking about sex but, her cock is rock solid like a jewish bank so she has to talk about something sexual. This picture is really pissing me off now.

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>powerplay degenerates must die
Based and fucking redpilled user

If I win the $40,000,000 AUD Powerball Lotto tomorrow anons, I will fund the futanari mansion. 25 robots will be able to live there for free.

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>winning Powerball after they changed the odds
Stick to the Oz Lotto bro.

I only go in if its higher than $10 mil or its a waste of time

Let's be real: if natural futanari were real, would one willingly date me?

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>you'll never have a futanari wife and get each other pregnant

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This is accurate. Since I first saw a pussy, I thought it was nasty looking and I'm still near the same view point outside of the like top percentile innie pussies. Boobs, hips, ass, thicc thighs, cute face, long hair, etc all still get me though.

All I want in life is a hung futa wife!