How do you wanna die?

High speed crash on drugs at night

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Hittin a dank dab on this clown world.

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Nuclear blast would be dope.
I want my shadow to burn onto a sidewalk so some kids can graffiti a bigger dick on me than what I have right now.

killed by cops after going full carmageddon in a gay parade with a truck

come at me glowniggers i don't give a fuck

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with my pants down while slow dancing in the dark plays in the background

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shoot out

getting stabbed while walking out late

Maybe something like an Earth impact event that would take everything else with it

Quick and painlessly, preferably incinerated via nuke/asteroid impact or blown up via explosive

Smothered to death under a slampig's ass.

I've been gathering as much botulin toxin as I can for years now, I hope to drop it into the ocean at some point which will poison all life on earth

So I guess it'll be by that

On a cold winter night get blackout drunk and die of hypothermia painlessly
Or just od on heroin or morphine or something

in bed with my future wife

doing something that matters or is worthwhile. i just need to know i at least tried to do something with my life. something good

>Get put in a mysterious Whatsapp group one day
>Group members are all girls i've wanted to fuck during school/college
>They're organizing a massive orgy and i'm the only dick in the scheme
>Proceed to meet in the designated place where the girls are waiting with massive amounts of alcohol, weed/cocaine/LSD and viagra.
>Have sex with everyone of them multiple times until my body fails

Is there a better way to die bros?

Lying in the snow at night.
Suicide via stabbing.
These are nice

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In my sleep tonight.

Nidarino

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i wanna die like a hero

In a war as a draftee. Or as a martyr for Christianity.

Being on a roller coaster that flies off the track and crashes into the ground killing me instantly. I'd be forever remembered as that one guy who died on the ride and become an urban legend type figure.

getting tortured to death in a snuff livestream

Quickly, painlessly, and before I get too old. Like 40, maaaaybe 50.

of cancer

A martyr, fighting for my nation and it's good folk

>A martyr, fighting for my nation and it's good folk
cringe. what country?

Probably the United States of Israel's Bitch.

balls deep inside an 18 year old hottie from heart attack after massive ejaculation deep in the pussy

Crap, this was meant for

never mind not cringe. based

This one hits very close to home and is very good.

why the fuck was that deleted

giving my all, even in the last moments. I want burn brightly and leave only pure white ash.

In the battlefield,i hope I kill some guys before I get shot to death

Falling asleep on a tropical beach at night, just me,the warmth of the sand and the sound of the ocean.

you mean, until all that's left... is pure white ASH

In a time, place, and form of my choosing.

falling down the stairs

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nuclear blasts seem pretty nice

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It's the only way for me to an hero besides riding off a cliff on my motorcycle i already know all the freight train schedules in the area so when the day comes i will be ready

I will give (you) what you want
Based and doom pilled
Like a man, this is how I actually nearly have died and want to die
Based
Absolutely this
Sounds comferty
I always thought of buying a motorcycle and just going as fast as possible down the motorway until I crash and hopefully die

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fast. painless and unexpectedly

Blunt force trauma
Or chainsaw duel

suicide mission or in WW3

If I ever an hero, I'm going to do it by publicly lighting myself on fire. If possible, I'll do a dance while burning.

Instant, painless disintegration.
Hopefully someone drops a nuke directly on top of my house soon.

Just ride head first into a semi at 100mph and you are golden

in a machinegun standoff, like in rambo

Of old age with a wife giving her a last kiss.

Boring
Either one of these is a pretty cool way to die
>dying for someone else
Faggot
Nah think of something new fucking monk
The dream
That ruins the fun I think I would like to try and do a bit fucking jump from somthing
Like the first rambo? I bet you wouldn't have survived as long as that faggot sherif, you would probably just shid and pee pants
Boring

in the D day landings

Probably going to walk out into a forest and blow my brains out after I start seeing signs that I can't take care of myself anymore.

With a shockwave of a nuclear blast.
not joking

In the cold and loneliness void of space. drifting away from earth (and to never comeback).

Ooo, slowly drifting towards the sun until you disintegrate would be a neat way to go

>How do you wanna die?
I don't care, as long as it gets done and ideally sooner rather than later

Either being killed by someone who feels sympathy towards me or dying in my parents arms.

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Heroin overdose.

Said to be the very best feeling possible, a thousand times better than orgasm. So if you're going to die anyway, what's the downside? In fact I struggle to understand why everyone who kills themselves don't do it that way, why would they throw away such an opportunity?

Sating someones curiosity.

I want to be burned alive, you feel me? like, I want to feel the hellfire consume me in a raging blaze as i scream my head off, of course, id only stay alive for half of the burning, but its the thought that matters.

heroin costs money and is hard to come by if you have no social skills

Fatal heart attack. Better sooner than later.

Ok i will go with this one. Would be a blast for everyone.

One dose doesn't cost that much, and what does it matter if you're going to die? You can also order it online on the darknet, no social skills needed.

>One dose doesn't cost that much
for you maybe, but to someone with 0 income it costs a lot
>You can also order it online on the darknet, no social skills needed.
using the darknet requires social skills

>using the darknet requires social skills
How so?

the internet is a social thing, the skills needed to maneuver it are social skills.

That's a big stretch. By that logic pretty much everything is a social skill. To use the darknet you don't need to know how to talk to people or have a social network, you just need to write down your shipping address and send money.

>everything is a social skill.
its the foundation of every skill

Drowning in the ocean at night would be aesthetic as fuck, like tying a concrete block to your ankle so your body doesnt bloat though. Also it would be too painful.

I don't want to die at all, there is no life after death

shoot myself in the head while high on heroin or meth

>not wanting the torture of life to never end
Get the FUCK of r9k you arent and will never be a robot until you crave death

I will kill myself. Just so I am the one deciding when and how I die desu. I'm not planning to do it soon.

Doesn't matter, I don't care, pinless if possible.

By bombing parliament or killing high positioned leftists or Jews in power, smoking, high and drinking

flying with a parachute and shooting at a crowd of gay pride marchers

I want to die magnificently.

driven out to the desert in the trunk of an SUV, forced to kneel down with a blindfold on, and shot in the back of the head with a 357. Colt Python Revolver, shiny, silver with a shiny bakelite grip

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We have no evidence either way unless we prove consciousness is purely materialistic

it is. everything that composes you, your thoughts, your emotions, everything, is just a series of (complex, granted) chemical reactions in your brain. When your brain stops working, they stop happening. think of it like what a cpu does when you turn the computer's power off. it's not doing anything anymore, just nothing

laughing
Origamaroll

on Mars
after walking into the woods on a mountain with a gun

realistically it will be in my car on the side of the road,that's where my critical moments have been happening so far

i want a girl to suffocate me with her asshole

oh and piloting an aircraft I made myself, of course

Over her dead body, after stabbing it a hundred times

BTFOd by tannerite bathtub

I don't wanna die I want to freeze my head.

When I die, I want it to be from a stabbing. I would like it if I am left alone in the cold snow, numb to the pain of my wounds. It would be at a quiet street, where I could pass away alone, but come morning I would be found so my family would know of what happened to me. As I pass I would like it if the sky was clear, so the stars could watch over me. I would like it to be peaceful.

A man of culture after my own heart.

Is it gay if we slay demons together user?

Hopefully by driving into a tree at 80MPH