Started wanting to dress up as a girly maid

everyone knows housework is more fun if you're dressing up

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Cease your consumption of pornographic material.

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W-Would fuck with my 9 inch cock.

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It's the beginning of true enlightenment mate

maybe if you were a pretty woman and your supposed 9 inch cock was a strap-on.

I really should grow my hair out again, I loved it like that.

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>tripfag
>is gay or trans
Every goddamn time

I would do some really really gay things to you.

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indulging in AGP can cause the condition to develop into gender dysphoria. You need to purge your clothes while you still have a chance.

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>newfag can't tell the difference between a namefag and a tripfag
evry tiem

MOAR you cute little slut

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maybe some other time
I want to get back to crossdressing, but I need to grow my hair back out or figure out how wigs work.
Also, it's a great motivation to work out a little more.

Oh it's too late for you, you have sinned and in such an extent there is no redemption. Not even a christcuck, you are simply far too mentally ill (of your own accord). You have chosen this degeneracy and you will suffer (well, you already are)

Are you wearing any girly panties in any of these pics?

What a silly question.
If you're dressing up, you do it properly, even the parts you don't see.

You can start by shaving your whole body, including legs and arms and wear cute undies. Maybe a bit difficult in the summer, but it'll get colder soon.

Shaving with girly scented soap feels super cute and nice, you then cab go from there. Personally I'd recommend buying regular girls clothing as maid uniforms you find online are if poor quality.

As for makeup, it's super fun, for starters foundation, lipgloss and some red for your cheeks is a good start; that's how middle school girls also start

you should, you're super cute. should length hair would look good on you especially in maid outfits. and always remember to eat a good diet and stay hydrated!

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>you're super cute
thanks!

>should length hair would look good on you
I'll think about it, I might just get a pretty wig for it, actually growing out hair for that long is a pain and it really only looks good for things like that.

>and always remember to eat a good diet and stay hydrated!
Yes, I try to take care of myself and not age too quickly.

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Is it gay faping to this shit

Yes, you are fapping to a failed man who is here to attempt to get validation for his degenerate and vile actions. Attention seeking whore, I would expect that from "fembots", not from a man

The way I enjoy it, boys dressing up as maids and other girly things, is very gay.
If you just like cute people wearing cute clothes, why not look for girls wearing them?

Cringe

Based

Fuck pseudo-trannies on this board, honestly. Every time I come on this board there's some depressed teenage NEET closet faggot who's taken to dressing up again. Please go the fuck outside and interact with people instead of being an insepid degenerate internet miscarriage. I don't care if you're a faggot offline, even if you lob your dick off, just don't spread that hellish disease online. It only leads to disillusionment in the end.

>hnngh i (you)'d everyone

user why are you such a slut

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the discord trannies have gotten another man
all of that fighting for NOTHING

I want to fuck you origag yourself

I'm not teenage, NEET or a faggot, but nice try. I'm only rarely depressed too.
I wouldn't know what it's like to be an "insepid degenerate internet miscarriage", but I feel like I could ask you about that.
So, what's it like being an "insepid" degenerate internet miscarriage?

Really, I think you're taking this too seriously, wearing girly clothes is fun and skirts and dresses are very comfortable. Don't try to read a deeper meaning into it, it's just harmless fun.

thanks for the (You)s btw

Shut the fuck up summerfag hjdffd

gtfo filter bypassing retard

>man
This retarded namefag nigger was never a man in the firstplace lmfao

look at the nice house around him in the images, clearly he isn't low class scum like the majority of this board. I quite honestly believe that he can find a dom gf, if you're reading this op DO NOT succumb to the gay brainwashing

haha nice lips dudes

POST YOUR DAMN FEET ALREADY YOU STUPID BOYSLUT

>I quite honestly believe that he can find a dom gf
oh, that would be really nice
A pretty girl to play maid for and who'll abuse me in just the right ways would be great. I'm confident I can make it happen.

no :^)

Post your dick and boy hole pls

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i see you have good tastes there. we really need more dom girls who are into crossdressing boys

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That pic is giving me the gay feels again. Gonna wax and shave this weekend and dress up in a skirt and tights and maybe order a French maid outfit. Put on a nice wig and comb it, then hide my face with a cute lewd uwu mask

>Is this the beginning of complete degeneracy?
no, enlightenment

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Enlightenment of good angles and photoshop until you turn 25 and kill yourself, totally worth it

>you will kill yourself at 25 SOLELY because you are a cute effete boy that owns cute clothes
Believe it or not, we made this one up!

No, you will kill yourself because your entire """personality""" is your manufactured looks and you have nothing of value to offer, you're more akin to an animal instead of a human being, also you're not cute you're grotesque. Only other mentally damaged individuals find you cute

you seem to be projecting a whole lot here, is everything alright, user?
It's just some harmless fun.

Projecting what? I don't wear le cute maid outfits :33 x3 I'm giving you the truth, and your harmless brainwashing only works on the lowest of the low, that's why you hang around here

projection would be saying something that completely applies to the person saying it. If someone has arachnophobia and says he hates spiders, does that mean he hates himself? Does that mean he actually likes spiders?
A whole shitton of these "lol u no like pretending someonez a gurl lololol so u gay" statements are pure cope. They make literally no sense.
And lets be VERY honest here. Traps usually are around the lower end of the spectrum. In reality, the wrinkles and offputting small hairs are covered out by filters. This is why selfies taken by traps look way better than images taken by someone else. And before you say something retarded, the latter of the two is a better objective look at them.

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The things you are taking offense with seem to apply to people like yourself too.
Lack of a personality. Having nothing of value to offer. Being more like an animal than a human being. Being grotesque.
And the last one, which is beautifully poetic "only other mentally damaged individuals find you cute".

All of these apply to you more than me. I just want you to think about how you vent your own frustrations about yourself at people who have nothing to do with it.

I don't really get what you are trying to tell me with that image, but the rightmost one is the most appealing one. It looks like an actual person instead of a horrifying insta filter abomination.

no one gonna say anything about the bass in the picture?

Imagine being this butthurt about boys wearing skirts

yeah i know right. he looks really cute. almost actually has tiddies. a sure unicorn out of all of 'em. would fuck/10

How does it feel that every guy here wants to fuck your mouth while you clean?

ambivalent
I appreciate the attention and the sentiment, but I'm not into men

Why would someone do that?
God I wish I looked like that guy.

Dunno why you care dude. These guys are just closet gays or bisexual. I was the same. I sucked a real dick on a trap. I realised I was partially bi but I prefer women which is why I was drawn to traps as they can exhibit feminine qualities

I like this one because it looks like a boy, but a cute and feminine one. Sadly he's probably not into women. Really cute guys never are.

but I am exclusively into women

Is that really you in the pic? Have you ever dated a fembot?

Yes and no, I have a small dick so I've been too afraid.

Do you want to? Where do you live and how old are you?

You're cute, I'd cuddlefuck.

20 and UK. Why do you care btw?

yes, these pics are about a year old though. I did cut my hair and all that, but my body hasn't changed.
I haven't dated anyone, I'm not really interested in online stuff. I just like dressing up sometimes and posting it to see how I do.

or let's just go with that

I'd love to date a nice and pretty girl, but not long-distance or online or anything.
I'm in Europe, let's leave it at that.
I'm 22 in those pics.
As I mentioned earlier, I need to get a wig or grow my hair back, if I want to get back into the crossdressing thing.

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>straight crossdressers
Literally the gayest thing in the world

go away faggot, you think I care

25 from United States. You?

Does no one care about the second stickied thread as long as it makes their dicks hard, is that the deal?

Shame on you for impersonating someone else.
Ah, I see. I'm in north america, so I guess it's not happening. It's not really my business, but I do suggest keeping your hair longer. I have a massive preference for guys who have at least medium-length hair. Purely by curiosity, do you actually have a small dick like the guy pretending to be you claimed?

>tfw I found a sissy crossdresser who lives near me and has his own place so I don't have to accom

Literally perfect desu but at the same time I'm worried about the crushing shame that I'll experience as soon as i cum in her ass. pic rel desu

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Same shit, they both dont belong on an anonymous image board

Getting sick of this picture of a biological female for this degeneracy. As if any of you could pull it off
Point proven

>do you actually have a small dick like the guy pretending to be you claimed?

Why? Do you prefer crossdressers with smaller dicks?

As I said, purely by curiosity. I don't have a preference for them, but it's not a dealbreaker either.

Nice house = empty ikea looking shelf?

>cross dressing faggots that go for women or other femboys
The literal worst desu, and the worst thing is these AGP faggots are the ones who try to spread their mental illness online while the gay crossdressers are the ones taking dick on the regular

Fair enough, I just got fed up with showering taking an hour every day, because dying takes forever and using a hairdryer made it weird and puffy. It also looked pretty terrible in every context, except making me look girly and it did get somewhat tedious. I guess if I had been more patient it'd have gotten better eventually.
I don't actually have a small dick like user seems to imply, he's probably projecting his SPH/feminization fantasies onto my likeness.
Or maybe he was being honest and has a small pp.

>biological female
where's your proof at, dog

looks an awful lot like Remi to me

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Because its fucking beckii cruel. She was somewhat known a few years back. Just a skinny girl

I recognize that face

Got any more pics?

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>Fair enough, I just got fed up with showering taking an hour every day, because dying takes forever and using a hairdryer made it weird and puffy.
I can understand that. I have really thick hair myself and the same thing happens to me. I suggest manually flattening it while you're drying it with the hair dryer. You can completely get rid of the puffiness if you do it right. Showering daily is also not a good idea for your hair and skin, especially if you take really hot showers, which I suspect you do.

>beckii cruel
thanks dude it was impossible to reverse search, just a bunch of "owo look at this random maid outfit" pinterest type shit

yes but no

You got their name at least? I think they scrubbed their shit from the internet for some reason but its probably still out there somewhere

your vag must stink fembot

You need to keep in mind that I'm still a boy, so I don't really know or understand anything about that. But you'd use one of those flattener things?
I don't want superflat hair either, I want some puff, but not the "huge hairball ball that goes everywhere" kind of puff.

>Showering daily is also not a good idea for your hair and skin
I know showering daily isn't good, so I used to every other day. My hair used to get all heavy and fatty if I didn't wash it super often, which really annoyed me.

>especially if you take really hot showers, which I suspect you do.
guilty as charged

>But you'd use one of those flattener things?
That's called a flat iron. You can use one after drying your hair, but that's not actually what I meant. What I meant is you can flatten your hair with your hands WHILE drying with the hair dryer. It takes some practice, but it can make a huge difference. Just like pat yourself until your hair takes the shape you want it to, and make sure not to leave any humidity.

>My hair used to get all heavy and fatty if I didn't wash it super often, which really annoyed me.
Yeah, but the thing is it gets used to what you do, so the more often you wash it, the faster it gets dirty. I understand that it's a difficulty circle to break, though.

everybody wants to be a cute maid

>your entire """personality""" is your manufactured looks and you have nothing of value to offer
wowee what a nuanced take
i'd love to know the thought process (or lack thereof) behind evaluating a stranger's personality from one mere photo
i could tell you more about myself if you want, or would that shatter your shallow illusion?

and no one wants to do the damn dishes

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Oh, I understand. I'll try that, is what I'd say, but my hair is still rather short.
I guess I'll give the longer hair another go, but I doubt I'll go this long again. I remember cutting it off precisely because I couldn't get it the way I wanted it.
I appreciate your advice.

>the more often you wash it, the faster it gets dirty
That's terrible.

What a fucking faggot. He could have had any chick. Dolph mode.

>ywn be able to dress up as a maid and look cute
>you will always be a football player chad
why im live

contrary to retarded popular belief, people don't transition because they're failed males, they transition because of gender dysphoria

crossdressers have mental problems

It's interesting that you are trying to diagnose people with mental issues because they like to wear clothing associated with the opposite sex today.
Isn't this ardent resistance to it really weird? Much weirder than actually doing it, at least.

shut up mentally ill retard.