Where is my INTP GF...

Shut up gary, nobody wants to spend time with you anyway if you act like a dipshit.

>Myers-Briggs
so astrology?

As an INTP fembot, you dont want this.

>tfw no ENTJ gf to claim me as her own

INTP nihilist gang

>I don't get why INTPs has to have weird fetishes
mostly because we get bored of old ones fast and so need a steady flow of new,weird,disgusting or just outright fucked up shit to jack off to or else fall into a state of emptiness and sorrow

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Name a single good relationship quality the typical INTP has.

She is very smart and would enjoy the finer things in life like watching anime and playing video games with me, also the sex is always good.

OP's pic is absolute shite
this however, hits too close to home

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>bullying is a good thing
That's not INTP at all.
t. INTP

Op here, my pic is not shite and if such a women exist I'd shag her at least once even if she was a pornstar or some other shit career, lifestyle choice.

I had an INTP girlfriend for 5 amazing years of my life. She was nothing like your pic. You know social autism is much more prevalent in men. Unlike men, women that are good in very hard abstract sciences (math) tend to be developed in other areas as well. My INTP unicorn was like that, a social creature combining the best of female/male logic into a wife material. Very feminine but also very rational and open about things.

Im INFP is that close enough op?

>tfw its spot on

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Is there one of these for an intj gf?

Yes very close, you turn off automaticaly and turn to dust when i stop believing in magic right?

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Im not that fragile user

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GETOUTGETOUTGETOUTGETOUTGETOUTGETOUTGETOUTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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yes but I am that fragile and if i break there's nothing but air left like an oistrich egg that someone sucked all the egg out of with a straw, empty and hollow.

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Oof thats rough user

You'll get used to it as your resistance builds up.

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>had
>was
Why did you let her go,user?

The one thing i still don't get is the showering, it's most common thing i read about INTPs but i can't go more then one day without it, everything else fits tho, confusing

Because I was a neet and she kept tolerating it for years before she was fed up with me not being where I want to be / financially stable.

Same thing here
Actually,i'm quite obssessed with personal hygiene,to the point that i NEED to wash everyday

get out of my fucking head

>the cabin
>5am
>gpa
>whatever happens happens

That would be a living nightmare for me, even a legit whore with a bit of empathy would be better.

this is true actually

oreganocunt

> precisely applying effort required for 3.0 GPA
> getting 3.2 and realizing you miscalculated
Oh well, back to lying on the floor eating donuts listening to death metal

She sounds like an INTJ

this is me (give me gf or bf)

I do all of these except nap and NAP.
Also I'm a straight male and not trans.

*siiippp*
ah, yes, that is so much like me.
i feel honored that someone has finally gotten it right but at the same time i also feel personally attacked

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I think I just get used to the feeling of not so to do feels weird. So, I guess it can work your way also and that the point is discomfort in change to the body norm.

I never subscribe to this MBTI stuff but this is shockingly accurate as others have mentioned too. I guess people aren't that unique and can be easily categorized after all? I guess that shouldn't sound surprising

MBTI was created to help women find careers they would enjoy during ww2. It takes the cognitive functions that were studied by Jung and creates a system that attempts to categorize people into as few distinct types as possible. So obviously, there is truth to be found here.

>mbti is 100% accurate and describes people perfectly. it is liturally me omg u guyz!!!
>mbti is literally just astrology pseudoscience and means nothing

are both really ignorant blanket statements. If you're smart you'll be able to distinguish between valid scientific insight and pseud bullshit. You sound like you're above room temperature iq so I'm sure you'll figure it out

yea im not sure what this is but i hope it helps

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Thanks for the insight.
I never really understood the ''MBTI is astrology'' argument, figured it was just shitposting.

I actually know an INTP girl (on the internet obv) and she's way more enjoyable than any girl I've ever met.

>I don't get why INTPs has to have weird fetishes
I don't I just love big tiddies.

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INTP's shall inherit the earth and the heavens

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well we are the meek

Looking for cute infj gf I can explore the world with.

>got a call from not my mom
>daydreaming
>"sorry"
>lowself esteem but thinks hes better
>overthinking but not using info
>never goes outside unless have to
>too polite
>walks manually
I'm going to kms..

>feels alone but wants to be alone
>whatever happens happens
fuck off man, just fuck off.

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Epstien gf would be cool, but I'm not French triplets.

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Jow Forums's gf is a little clingly.

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>want to talk about obscure shit they don't give a shit about
>know they don't give a shit about it
>don't bother talking

HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO CHANGE WHEN I CHANGE EVERY TWO WEEKS
HOW COME SOCIAL SHIT THAT'S SO EASY TO OTHERS IS ALWAYS A FUCKING HURDLE FOR ME

AND HOW THE FUCK DOES ONE EVEN WALK!

are INTPs even human or just robot shells with self-awareness

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I realized by examining my fetishes that all my fetishes have in common with the domination of others. No need to psycho-analyze I know exactly what that says about me.

since my happiness requires the control of others maybe I shouldn't even have it.

Literally the most statistically rare of them all (*cough* they don't exist *cough*)

What about lNFPs?

I have too many things to do and I don't do any of them

bathing is one of them (especially sine that requires me to get from the computer)

>tfw INTP
>can't do math

I find this one more relatable than anything else about INTPs since it doesn't try to paint them as some kind of misunderstood intellectual. This one makes them seem more like some kind of autistic dumbass which is closer to the truth.

lol fuck the /mbti/ gen amirite guys??

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INTP here. That image is fucking retarded and no woman in her right mind would ever be your gf

I'm still holding on for my qt intj gf

getting boned by estj chad

God I want to kiss him and for him to tell me why my horribly intuition-based thoughts are fucking stupid.

>intj
>qt
You're gonna search for a long time bro
>t. INTJ

>be an INFP with an INTP bf
>INTP bf really smart, extremely intellectually well-rounded
>has a STEM degree from an Ivy League school
>decided to pursue academia in the humanities directions because what_is_practicality.jpg
>extremely eloquent and well-written and poses a lot of well thought out theories
>is also extremely affectionate, somewhat docile, and sweet in a pure and earnest way
>only downside is when he unironically says my vagina smells strange or shows a lack of empathy towards my moodiness

I love my boyfriend. He's the very walking stereotype of the "absentminded professor", but because I'm so useless at taking care of myself he's also taken on somewhat of a housewife-caretaker-role with me. He cuts me strawberries, reminds me to eat, and has Korean roasted corn tea ready for me when I get home from work.

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Fuck generals in general.

She sounds so fucking insufferable. Shes perfect.

What said.
You're better off making an INTJ tulpa gf.

I cannot refrain from thinking about this image the way you describe your relationship.

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>This
What is it about saying in general, that just sounds so satisfying to say. I use it so often and always get the best reactions from people. I tell them I like games for example, and they always go like. So user you mean like poker games or videogames, they clearly do not understand. I then say no, games in general and they always look so shook.

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>taxation is theft
That's no intp

In her room, wearing a week-okd sweaty bra and playing Diablo III in a pile of dirty laundry and trash

I don't think smart INTPs really play video games.
I think they all have really awesome GitHub profiles with dozens of intricate projects.

Tfw no suicide partner

intp's:
>belief in self-reliance and individuation
>separation from society/state
>living authentically
intp is based ancap

Superior ENTP coming thru.

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Impossible.
First off fembots don't exist and second an INTP would know that fembots don't exist
You can trust me when I conclude: If you are an INTP you are actually nothing, you are retarded and the test has given you an approximation.
Cease

>no autistic INTP gf to shower with affection and attention while respecting her boundaries
>tfw an INFJ male

fair well, sweet prince. ;_;

Ive had a lot of these thoughts before actually
t. INTP

>taxation is theft
dropped

Here you go.

I thought I found one. I was wrong initially, however I did not put all my eggs in that basket. Too bad.
From what I've read online, it seems though that female INTJs are "sterotypically" very different from their male counterparts. For example:
I commonly saw examples of elevated occurances of pride and desire for respect when it came to women INTJs talking about themselves. Not that this is necessarily a bad thing. As an [Ni] dom/[Te]aux individiual, I personally find this to be a desireable trait (only if accompanied by the NiTeFi stack).
I imagine a woman that desires respect and admiration, has a tendency to be intense- yet has the natural talent and perception to back it up.
But that's just like, my opinion.

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Why doesn't anybody ever want an ISFP bf?

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>pic for ants
what a fag

My apologies. I do my morning posting from the comfort of my phone. (There is a logical reason for this) How is this, user?

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I think ISFPm, INTPf would make a fun pairing.

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Hey, one of these that actually represents some of my thoughts and ideas
How disappointing

INFJ-T "bf"/"gf" isn't actually anyone's bf/gf... :3c

>the cabin
what how the fuck did you know

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what's with the /?

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>I wish I could live in a cabin in the wilderness but with having to practice survival skills
That and internet and food

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lmao INTP here, everything but the point about nuance is 100% me

Same I think it has to do with my laziness, indecision, and lack of assertiveness, which is common in INTPs. I want a gf that drives, makes appointments, fixes my order cuz I'm a pussy. I think that led into me like muscle girls and gfd somehow.

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should i just kms in an original way?

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