Be me, a few hours ago

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I hate you

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>Chris Chan has had sex once
He paid a hooker. Literally anyone can do that.

CWC is literally one of the most fascinating people on the internet, regardless of what people say about him. He'll be etched into history in the weirdest way, while no one will ever even recall that you're alive after a few more decades.

It's been said but how new are you? Chris is probably the biggest celebrity here.

I'm not an autistic tranny who let the internet into every aspect of his life and got an infected wound on his taint and then had it pierced so I'm doing pretty okay.

I'm so happy for you. There's so much you'll get to experience for the fist time. Godspeed OP, I envy you.

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>He's like an endless pit of autism that I can't seem to get out of.
>Is it wrong to be deeply fascinated by this man ?

I had the same kind of fascination with another guy who has severe paranoia:

kevinperelmantarget.com/

He thinks the entire world is in a coordinated plot that's out to get him.

Some day I'd like to see someone create a fake website that purports to be the central hub for coordinating the world-wide conspiracy against this guy. I'd love to read his reaction to it.

That's what happens when people are introduced to chris chan, they want more info, and he's just about the best documented person on the net. So a lot of people spend hours in one sitting when they learn about him, digging for more info. Some of us have been following him since 2006-7.

rare chris chan coming through, honk! honk!

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>thx
hnnng

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I worry for him now that his mother's dead, you guys are probably going to make him kill himself

I found this channel of a guy who thinks he being gang stalked but what fucking baffled me was when I went to the comments expecting everyone to be making fun of him EVERY single fucking comment are other schizos encouraging him
youtu.be/iTnsKeuI4QU

Barb died?

If you don't know who Chris Chan is you are literally 13 at most.

Chris used to be morbidly hilarious in a kind of "clown car mass pileup" sort of way. Now he's just really sobering and sad. Somewhere down the line, you realize/remember that this man is almost 40 years old and has the life achievements and mental and behavioral capacity of someone a third his age. He's utterly broken and the deadline to even try to set him on the right path passed long ago.

She's been dead inside for a long time. Look at the vacant stares and generally apathetic behavior she displays nowadays. The mind is gone but the body refuses to die.

Yeah, Chris is pretty fascinating and a turbosperg but I'm pretty sure he's legit becoming schizo.

i honestly miss 2009 era chris, not because it was le epik troll brigade, but because you were finding out about all the absolutely retarded shit he would do without any troll intervention. the entire playstation contest was so funny to me, just knowing he probably spent hours creating sock puppet accounts just to vote on his shitty PSeye video hoping that he would win a trip to Seattle just to fuck megan. the sheer audacity of that is absurd.

and all the stories of him at the game place, hating blacks, running over michael snyder, his emails with his step brother. what a magnificent creature, i wish we would have observed without troll interference.

Could you?
I doubt you can have sex, incel

I could buy a hooker, but I don't want to.

That's what I said, of course you can buy it but you aren't willing to have sex.
Low test

Just.....

((originami))

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Get off this board and never come back. Don't look into Chris chan and fuck off newfag.