>Enter your living room
>See this
What do?
Enter your living room
tie that witch to a stake and set her ablaze
>DAVE
>TAKE YOUR GODDAMN TRASH OUT FUCKING HELL MATE
Untie her and tell her to make me my tendies immediately
touch the latex suit
>latex mask
ruined
Threw her out with the table. Some immigrant will take her home.
Soak the room in diesel and light a match
>mfw no gf
>mfw no gf with latex fetish
Imagine zipper grabbing skin in between her legs
order some food, stack it on the latex and eat off of it. maybe spritz some katsup on it. then i'd just throw my feet up and watch some tv.
there are flaps to preven it but yeah, it is possible to happen
Finally the masochistic slut has done something retarded enough that I can profit.
I would probably play video games and ignore her.
49XQxF
desu
Diesel is not flamable
Yes but it is combustible, maybe user wants her to give him a good blow.
Ok, how would you combust it?
A road flare should do it
Doubt, diesel needs more to combust
do you even know how diesel engine works, you fucking retard?
unpack the present
Woah, almost didn't see you there, you blend in with the table, also, what the fuck?
lmao diesel fuel is so shit quality it needs to be compressed hard to ignite
I'd untie her, carry her to the bed and sleep on the couch.
forcefeed her until she is forced to perform a bowel movement
>that image
>that sentence
Hilarious old meme is hilarious.
Scream YES over and over until I pass out cause I forgot to breath.
Fuck I thought it was a sports bike from the thumbnail. I'd ride it in either case.
HA HA I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE XD
upvoted!
latex masks shouldn't have eye holes
>be oldfaggot
>understand a reference
>appreciate fellow oldfaggot
>some salty zoomer newfaggot calls me a redditor over the oldfaggot Jow Forums meme
>pay guy on darknets to find out his address
>find out his location
>go to his house
>open the door
>get on the floor
>walk the dinosaur
ok now this is truly epic
Super glue her mouth and eyes shut then go into my room and browse Jow Forums