Why don't you pick up freestyle rap? keeps the robot brain healthy!

why don't you pick up freestyle rap? keeps the robot brain healthy!

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already doing that in my freetime
this is my soundcloud rapper avatar. his name is party jones

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oo post some stuff! can you freestyle off the top?

all I want to do is fucking party
my party go hardy
my party best party
party jones is jonesin for that H he retarded
cookin like a chef
party jones up next

party jones be flexxin with that tex mex shit
shredded cheese shit
lasagna type shit
party jones put that fucking shit in the oven
cookin like its nothin
3 stars michelin
party jones finna open shop down in Michigan

party jones staying fucked up in the am
am to pm
pm to am
party jones rocking and he rollin off that molly
he fucked a girl named Holly
but she got plastic surgery
so party jones kicked her to the curb like it's sposed to be
money cash money trees
the coupe looking menacing

rap is so fucking stupid.

I take that back. Fans of rap are fucking stupid.

post what you like friend :^)

Something tells me you're not into vivaldi.

Wow user, aren't you a special one?

I freestyle constantly. I drive a lot so I listen to the radio and when I get bored I freestyle for like 5 minutes straight.

post bars so we keep this thread rolling

writing lyrics to prevent these disgusting thoughts revolving
twisted, sick and truly revolting
i dont know why i'm in the mess i'm involved in
wish i could break from the rest and leave my body to fest while dissolving

you aint got no creativity
pull up on your bitch like lil b
i might just steal all your energy
come with a plan for my enemies
feelin this shit like its meant to be

any1 want to rap battle?

ok. I'm partyjones. what's your name fellow rap combatant?

just think of it as a game of word association.

It actually deteriorates the brain as those who rap or like rap usually are docile in terms of intelligence. There's a big difference between cognitive ability tied to socializing and that of which is required to conceptualize cognition. That's why the "greatest rappers" are black where as the greatest physicists are.... Well, you get the idea.

What the fuck, that's Ice Cold Paco, not Party Jones. Fuck you.

I meant Iced Out Paco. desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/iced%20out%20paco/

Lol I remember those shitposts

According to this labnol.org/internet/music-taste-linked-to-intelligence/7489/

rap fans are actually near the top, although it's distinguished from hip-hop so that confuses me a bit. Still below rock and country, while techno's at the top. Although, specifically, Lil' Wayne fans were at the total bottom. Jazz is also on the low end which personally I had always suspected.

partybones.
cus i'm about to body you
your predictability is speaking volumes
while under the lock of my swole boots

party jones ain't got time to mess with small fry
you a bitch like my bitch, she all ass and thighs
flip you like a movie script nigga thas right
party jones boning your hoe, thas everynight

i'll turn you in to dust while you make your last thrust as i bust,
a cap in the side of your head
leave you laying down all crumpled and dead
while your hoe is screaming for mercy as i'm rocking the bed
cock on her head, spunk in her eye, while your body decomposes with an abundance of flies.

party jones rocks with flies on the d-low
he pray to beelzebub erryday for that cash flow
if you mess with the party man you gon get choked
party jones flippin lids like a soup kitchen
nigga watch out cause party jones super livid
crazy nigga gon haunt you from the afterlife
he gon fuck your bitch up the ass with a rusty knife
he gon make you his bitch only out of spite
party jones erect like everest he go for the kill
in and out like this shit was burgers
party jones gets off when you get hurt
party jones knows you a sick flirt

>be me
>post picture of X
>"hey robots does anyone listen to X here? i really like his music!"
>get called nigger
>never post again

was x a robot do you think?

very threatening with your sinister intensions but that "demonic worship" yu supposedly admire
doesn't cut with me boy,
put it to rest, retire.
while i whip out the match release my utmost desire
your body tied up ready to ignite the fire
snorting your chopped ashes at the funeral pyre

I'm not a sub 80 IQ loser.

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party rocking
cannot stop me from party rocking
party rock is in the house tonight
party rock is in the house tonight

YIKES. Imagine reaching up in absolute worship to a literal. LITERAL jungle ape. That crowd needs to be euthanized for the greater good of mankind.

no. he probably fucked more girls by 20 than i ever will

I've got crappy freestyle beats for days, if anyone wants to use something that isnt copyrighted or a typical YouTube beat I can upload some to clyp.it ir some other site for peeps to download.

he posts, from his room in his mother's house.
you would be euthanized first, smelly fatty. neets and racists deserve death

Pot calling the kettle, and all that....

i don't pretend to be better than anyone, i would be first in line to be euthanized for being a drug using slut kek

Ay ay ayyyy
Bitch, my helium tank better be here soon (soon)
Or I'll take some normies with me with a stick, no broom (mop em)
Or drive over a curb, go vroom vroom vroom (skrrt)
Drift over a hoe, like in chinese cartoons (anime pussy)
SLATT

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origginalito

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It's good that you hate yourself for being a drugie roast. But the attitude of believing oneself to belong to a group worthy of authorization is pretty pathetic.

GOD MY DICK IS BIG JUST LIKE A SQUID, UM WOAH
ALL MY BITCHES THEY JUST BE SLAMPIGS, UM YUH
POCKETS SNORLAX, YEAH THEY GETTING BIG, WOAH DAMN
FUCKIN WITH A REDHEAD, LOOK LIKE BRIG YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Pull up your fucking pants.

Nice, be my weed smoking gf. I'll let you hit the backwoods anyday. Unless you're into meth or smthn, then we might have a problem.

you know what's funny user? i've tried almost every category of drug, use psychs and weed regularly but i've never actually hit a blunt

Well we could hit the e-blunt sometime. I'm a satisfactory roller. Also want to know about those psychedelic escapades and your conclusions. Discord is partyboy#9808. I smoke big penis.

Yeah perdonen
Kamehameha
Origgggg